Notices by book (book@sneed.social), page 2
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@crunklord420 what the fuck is that
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@mint @meticore Saw dust.
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@meticore He rejects Christ and has no peace in his heart.
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@meticore Literally every single person in the west has IBS now. I've noticed more and more and more people listing the same symptoms as their own little personal illness. It's gonna take another 20 years before these retards go "wait we all have it?" and then wonder what the fuck corpos put in our bread.
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@meadow There's no coordination we all just think you're a retard and a bad person. Earth is unsafe for you intrinsically because you are a bitch nigga with no balls; no one needs to coordinate to make it that way.
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@parker @mint It's history, it's all uncertain. Our only source for Caesar existing is his own book.
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@parker @mint
Fun fact: The roman gladiatorial thumbs up/thumbs down was actually the other way around, down meant sheathe your sword and up meant stick it in him.
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I’m going to let all of you anons in here in on a little secret. Did you know that when niggers talk about “seasoning” they are exclusively referring to “Lawry’s Seasoned Salt?”
I’m not joking, it’s an honest to God fact. Next time you get on the subject of cooking while chatting with a nigger ask him what his favorite seasonings are to use while cooking. He’ll stare at you mouth agape before mumbling out some incoherent nigger speak like
“ion no, I ain’t no gorton ramsay nigga haha nah mean? I’m just usin seasoning nigga”
Niggers really have no concept of seasoning, they honestly think all flavor is derived from Lawry’s Seasoning Salt. One time I was invited to my nigger neighbor’s 4th of July bbq. I could hardly contain my excitement because I was finally about to be enlightened by the fabled black BBQ, or so I thought.
Imagine my disappointment when I arrived and was greeted with the following
>chicken rubbed with lawry’s seasoned salt
>ribs with dry rub of lawry’s seasoned salt and paprika
>mashed potatoes loaded with lawry’s seasoned salt
>salad garnished with lawry’s seasoned salt
>asparagus coated in so much lawry’s seasoned salt that it was entirely crystallized by the time it was done grilling
>every table had a bottle of lawry’s seasoned salt on it “to add some extra seasoning
It was absolutely unreal. Do you know how many times I was asked to “pass the seasoning” that night? It can’t be counted on both hands. Describing the situation as Lynchian is too kind.
If you ever find yourself dating a black girl and want to impress her grill up some chicken and rub it with enough Lawry’s Seasoned Salt to cure an entire calf. You will be amazed at her eyes light up as she takes her first bite and she showers you with compliments for “cookin’ with soul.”
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wow he's just like me
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@mint @teknomunk Coders were a mistake.
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@mint Why did they take the train identifier from me. I loved identifying trains. Let me look at trains again you fucking gooks!
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I hate the newer sliding 4chan captchas so much its unreal
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@bronze @captain_arepa
>But you know what she would've liked? Her career back. Fucking autogynephile freak.
TTD.
Probably shouldn't have just given it up then, shouldn't she?
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@PhenomX6 @lemonheep @xianc78 More people have called the c*ps on me on fediverse.com in 2 years as a user than ever did in 10 years as a user on 4chan send tweet.
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@PhenomX6 @lemonheep @xianc78 Can't even send death threats on here without a risk of getting jannied.
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@PhenomX6 @lemonheep @xianc78 They are right.
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@mint @dreamykeaver @r000t @graf Absolute nectar. Made my day.
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@PhenomX6 @mer @mario @errante
>My friend had ADHD
Sure he did.
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@PhenomX6 @mer @mario @errante It's estrogen now, not SSRIs.
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@lanodan @tn5421 Very dumb and incorrect point.
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