Notices by Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club), page 23

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 02:33:19 JST

Observe yourself some bitches.

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 02:33:17 JST

I struggled with the right emoji to pick as a react to what you wrote because nigga... u wot?
Observations vs Happiness? What kind of scale is that?

These are all rhetorical.
Your great quest to find out whether you should be a thinkpilled theorycel or a guy who has kissed a girl is entirely yours and I want no part of it.

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 02:33:16 JST

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I am not going to answer because it will cause ass pain and summon retards, but also because, as I recall, you don't have free will so it doesn't matter what you think you can choose because it has already been chosen for you.

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 01:46:24 JST

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Me.

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 01:43:27 JST

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The nature of reality, at its core, is paradoxical.

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 01:42:54 JST

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In a similar vein : it's how people think that meditation/prayer is sitting there and doing nothing for 10 hours when in reality it is supposed to be a moment of deep thought, contemplation, and introspection.

Hollywood and its consequences/hylics and their consequences.

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 00:36:48 JST

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It ain't glamorous, but it's honest work.

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Nov-2023 00:35:46 JST

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2023 23:32:12 JST

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>HQ in Montreal
Yeah that makes sense lmao

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2023 09:05:12 JST

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Vtubers are so outdated.
Now get ready for Jelqtubers and Goontubers

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2023 04:50:32 JST

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So they should indulge in another form of coomerism induced by the violent hypersexual spiral they tumbled down?
There is a third option - Not being a sex pest (literally impossible for the brain damaged)

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2023 04:39:38 JST

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Stare into the abyss long enough...

Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Nov-2023 04:34:25 JST

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