Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 58

I feel like you can't make the transition from cook to chef without schooling or real world restaurant experience

someone should tell this guy about movies

@jonossaseuraava not something you can sell

So this is Jadepapers. the king of my entire civ lives in here now.

one of my doctors invented physical exams!

@waifu bro fucking rinse them with cool water from a sink not bleach??????

Moths are so cute they're like fashionable older women butterflies

.... why was this historically significant 😨

@coolboymew totally indistinguishable from a person omg what an amazing technological marvel

"AI chatbots are indistinguishable from real people"

https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/vreezytv

streaming dwarf fortress and drinking an entire bottle of red wine while doing so, come watch us hunt a jaguar and MORE

practicing all my recipes so i can make them for georgia

Post office trip successful

@coolboymew they look the same and we keep it in unmarked tubs

Mother accidentally mixed the flour and confectioners sugar so back to the store

if I see you include intersex on your gay flag I will burn it in a very disrespectful way

Wait is that actually what vausch looks like I thought that was the guy they based the soyjack off of

one of the all time great moments in hater history

Imagine being from a demographic so utterly devoid of talent that you have to argue about whether blur or oasis sucks harder

Guy who only takes a break from posting hentai and slurs to talk about Jesus like he will ever see the kingdom of heaven himself