Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 59

@coolboymew at this point I'd just switch to music but that does make sense

@coolboymew why? Why not put something good on in the background? Something you like?

for the love of everything PLEASE stop hate watching bad shows/movies. The people who are making this shit do not care why are you watching. They see number go up and they get more money and make more bad art. Do not even pirate them. Do not spend time on frivolous garbage you know you'll already hate. Do not.

Pro tip when you're making something really simple buy the same vegetables in as many colors as you can (if they have the same flavors) to make your dish look fancy and vibrant

Forgot somehow to get tortillas, perhaps the most crucial ingredient in fajita depending on your philosophical views of the wrap

@Moon @thatbrickster same with my man friends!

every single day i thank god i am not straight

9 years ago I was homeless bounty hunter and now I'm baking vegan shortbread while I work on a freelance editing project

We made it bros

men are alright until you get about six of them in a group and then they all turn into the most insufferably argumentative-on-purpose posturing weirdos ive ever met not on tumblr dot com

@thatbrickster the problem, as usual, is heterosexuality

@thatbrickster men are so much more fun to be around when they don't have the subconscious drive to fuck you/each other/other women horniness once again the mindkiller

@thatbrickster the fact that heterosexuals can't/aren't 'allowed" to have friends who arent the same sex has always been insane to me

blue team mad about trump documents but not about biden 🤝 red team mad about biden documents but trump

the stupidest two motherfuckers you'll meet today

Do not reply to this post disagreeing with me, it is a shitpost, I do not care if you disagree, and I will not be listening to arguments made for either side

@Moon theres not a single reason one could give me short of "all of the trump documents were archives of first lady cake recipes and all the biden documents were launch codes and what time they were texted to hostile foreign leaders" that would convince me the right play here isn't having the same opinion that both sides are dumb and wrong for it

@Moon ideally they should both be under investigation and thats my point

Multi lane posting

remember how quickly using "let me google that for you" became of sign of someone who was insufferably unpleasant in social situations?

Blah blah Hillary emails something something hunter Biden laptop but no one will talk about Obama's tamogatchi and bin laden Yoshi's island rom

I had a dream last night that someone made me vegan mozzarella cheese

@coolboymew yeah it's like 5 "standard" doses