Notices by Viss (viss@mastodon.social)

@Gargron a welcome reprieve, im sure!

new life form just dropped.

turns out its inside you right now, and nobody has any clue wtf it is, where it came from, or what it does.

rad!

https://www.sciencealert.com/obelisks-entirely-new-class-of-life-has-been-found-in-the-human-digestive-system

go to the cloud they said
it'll be fine they said

@nixCraft 007 sure is 'gloryhole' permissions, isnt it

@foone oh shit are you hacking on katamari damacy? i love that game! the soundtrack is fucking excellent

@nixCraft $10 says jon brodkin sits on the cox board of directors, or owns a shitload of stock or.. has never used dsl or a cablemodem before - or he doesnt exist and its just chatgpt.

@nixCraft bpytop!

@Gargron collapsed notifications! ocr text from pics for alt text! so good!

@arstechnica cc @ai6yr how do we get watchduty in on this?

@Gargron THANK YOU

apropos of nothing
looted from imgur

@nixCraft because of the advertisers, which are the equivalent to speedbumps and gravel

@nixCraft

@aral theres a saying about how 'the masters tools can never be used to destroy the master'

@arstechnica perhaps add to the article that it costs 4.6 million dollars :D

@aral i used to have friends at facebook, but they couldnt differentiate between "me talking smack about zuck" vs themselves, because apparently they were unable to distinguish between "the company is doing bad stuff" and "i am the company".

spotted on imgur.
something i figured @foone might appreciate

@arstechnica isnt this literally the prelude to the matrix?

its still wild to me that in 2023 to upgrade a printers firmware you still "send it a print job".

im honestly kinda surprised there isnt ransomware for those mammoth xerox printers that take a fleet of techs to keep alive. imagine one of THOSE THINGS getting popped with backdoored firmware.

or even those massive commercial sign/poster/etc printing jobbies.