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1. cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 02:51:13 JST cool_boy_mew
   Lmao
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   • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 02:53:29 JST Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin

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     @coolboymew Cashier has just been replaced by the Self-checkout clerk for "saddest job in existence"
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   • givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 02:58:30 JST givenup

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     @Curvin @coolboymew cuz people keep stealing shit
     the ones around here, which i refuse to use on principle, usually just one person kinda standing there to make sure nobody steals or if someone has a problem overseeing the whole grouping of them, i fucking hate self checkout
     and if they switch to full on self check out, that's when i start walking out the door with my cart full without paying.
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   • Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 02:58:32 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @coolboymew Heh, it's going full circle
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 02:58:43 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
     @lanodan was a bad idea mostly
   • :verified_2:防空識別區𝒔𝒐𝒄𝟶 (adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 02:58:50 JST :verified_2:防空識別區𝒔𝒐𝒄𝟶

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     @coolboymew@shitposter.club Absolute clown world.

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   • PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:07:55 JST PeachySummer

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     When the circle is full
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:14:08 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • salty_apollyon
     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
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     @rlier23 @Curvin @givenup yeah, if you buy a handful of items it's great because as with every damn store, the checkout lines are always full, there's little of them and the self-checkout always has a free spot
   • salty_apollyon (rlier23@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:14:09 JST salty_apollyon

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     @givenup @Curvin @coolboymew i like self checkout specially when You Buy a small amount of things
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   • givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:14:17 JST givenup

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
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     @rlier23 @Curvin @coolboymew this is essentially why i stopped going to walmart overall, has less to do with anything else cuz they sell what i need, BUT i really don't wanna use the self checkout or wait half an hour to get checked out.
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   • givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:14:18 JST givenup

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
     @rlier23 @Curvin @coolboymew only cuz they have like 1 manned checkout lane open at any given moment, and it's full of people with cartfulls
   • PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:14:27 JST PeachySummer

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     Stealing shit from Walmart because they refuse to pay real human beings to check you out is morally correct.
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   • Dr. Chris ⚔️ (Sir/Sir) (drchris@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:25:33 JST Dr. Chris ⚔️ (Sir/Sir)

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     Next up: "Clerks will begin scanning customer merchandise for them at self-checkout kisosks."

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   • givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:27:02 JST givenup

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     @PeachySummer @rlier23 @Curvin @coolboymew i wish i was checked out 😭
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   • PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:27:02 JST PeachySummer

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     I bet you do, pal.
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:44:00 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @shortstories @rlier23 @Curvin @givenup 616 conspiracy claims?
   • shortstories@merovingian.club's status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:44:02 JST shortstories

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
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     @coolboymew @rlier23 @Curvin @givenup

     Self checkout is the way towards
     616 conspiracy claims

     Always try to avoid self check out when reasonably possible

     Try to boycott stores with it to most reasonable degree possible and go for stores with old cashier model instead or older models when possible

   • Account: Politics (union@mu.zaitcev.nu)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:45:07 JST Account: Politics

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
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     @givenup @Curvin @coolboymew I love self-checkout, but of course the set of the population we all know and cannot name is there to ruin it for all of us.
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   • Account: Politics (union@mu.zaitcev.nu)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:45:32 JST Account: Politics

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     • Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
     @coolboymew @lanodan Would be an excellent idea in rural Japan (far away from Roppongi).
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   • Monsignor_DickFace (monsignor_dickface@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:46:10 JST Monsignor_DickFace

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     @coolboymew THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF SELF CHECKOUT? WE DONT GET A DISCOUNT FOR SCANNING OUR OWN MERCHANDISE...
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   • shortstories@merovingian.club's status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 03:48:23 JST shortstories

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
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     @coolboymew @rlier23 @Curvin @givenup

     616 it is on wikipedia

     You can not buy or sell goods without a registration number then they track everything you do

     It started where you had to burn incense to Cesar Nero whose name adds to 616 in gematria to get a certificate of allegiance

     Then later social security number and mandatory taxpayer registration

     Next biometric identification

     Everyone who does not blindly obey and believe authority figures will be executed or forced into compliance

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   • Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:28:10 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
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     I once lived in a building that had a 24/7 Walmart on the bottom floor that was all self-checkout. I frequently considered just walking off with my groceries when I found myself standing in front of a kiosk for ten minutes waiting for the single wrangler on duty to come and wave me through because I made the mistake of picking up a six pack with the other items on my shopping list.
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:28:42 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @Hoss @rlier23 @Curvin @givenup you had an apartment that had a freaking wal-mart?
   • 𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖘 (ryan@rebased.io)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:29:03 JST 𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖘

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
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     Walmart's model is really interesting. They automatically record every item you put in your cart and check it against your purchase at checkout. If you stole anything they typically let you go but log your face in as a thief and sell the fact that you're a thief to data brokers. Supposedly they keep a running total and once you've stolen a felonious amount they go after you through the court system but not sure if that part is true

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   • givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:29:25 JST givenup

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     • 𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖘
     @ryan @Hoss @rlier23 @Curvin @coolboymew sounds like a complete fantasy fabrication to me, there's no fuckin' way they do all that shit
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   • 𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖘 (ryan@rebased.io)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:29:30 JST 𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖘

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     Only one way to find out

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   • djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:38:16 JST djsumdog

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     Wal-Mart invested a shit ton of effort/money into software that tracks you with computer vision and flags people who try to cheat them. The cashier comes over and then gets to watch the video clips with the suspicious parts highlighted. It doesn't get a lot of false positives either ... so it's gotta be pretty bad for Wal-Mart to be like "fuck it, we're physically watching everyone..."
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   • djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:38:52 JST djsumdog

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     I use to be that way, but I kinda prefer self checkout these days. I always bring my own bags and I do a much better job of bagging than those dumbshit high schoolers. When I get home, everything is already in the right bag for where it goes in my house.
     
     I use to hate them two out of principal back in the early 2000s until I took a summer job at a Winn-Dixie. Getting put on self-checkout were the best shifts.
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   • djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:47:46 JST djsumdog

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     • 𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖘
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     Their systems do use computer vision to detect thiefs, and an employee does get to review video if you get flagged. I've had this happen to me once for a false positive. It's the reason their system's don't use the weight of the product like other systems (so you can actually scan things way faster; you can scan multiple items before you bag).
     
     The 2nd part with data brokers does sound like a fabrication.
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   • Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 04:54:36 JST Hoss Delgado

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     It's not there anymore. Last time I was downtown I saw a Porsche dealership in the space it used to be.
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   • Ripsnort (ripsnort@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 05:01:42 JST Ripsnort

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     @coolboymew Why not just uhhhhhh turn it into a regular checkout at that point
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   • Pride of Utopia (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 05:01:43 JST Pride of Utopia

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     @Ripsnort @coolboymew Libtards having to rediscover traditional concepts is one of my favorite genres
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   • :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l . (owl@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 05:04:46 JST :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .

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     • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
     @Curvin @coolboymew

     Disrespecting service workers

     I knew Greeks aren't White.

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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 05:04:56 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .
     @Owl @Curvin I dunno, you can acknowledge it's an immensely shitty job while not exactly shitting on the people stuck there
   • :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l . (owl@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 05:11:04 JST :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .

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     @Monsignor_DickFace @coolboymew

     I deserve a discount for making a personal choice to not wait in line like everybody else

     Boomer mentality. The tradeoff is that you literally set your own pace for how long the transaction takes. Your discount is in time.

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   • white_male (white_male@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 05:29:41 JST white_male

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     @coolboymew High trust society.
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   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 07:23:10 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @givenup @Curvin @coolboymew i avoid placeas without self checkouts whenever possible
     fuck off i ain't waiting in a line behind some faggot boomer who has 62 coupons and then wants to pay with a check, and then having some dipshit who clearly worships the chaos gods bag my shit
     CANS OF BEANS DO NOT GO WITH THE GROUND BEEF
     ONE IS DESTINED FOR THE DEEP FREEZE, THE OTHER ON THE SHELF IN THE PANTRY
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   • Poast Oak (poastoak@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 07:26:39 JST Poast Oak

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     @skylar @givenup @Curvin @coolboymew Yeah canned beans go with the bread
   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 07:26:39 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @poastoak @Curvin @givenup @coolboymew more like on top of the bread
     they're not sending their best, folks
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   • givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 07:55:01 JST givenup

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     • Poast Oak
     @poastoak @skylar @Curvin @coolboymew I MADE FIRE OO OO OOOOOOO
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   • Poast Oak (poastoak@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 07:55:02 JST Poast Oak

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     @skylar @Curvin @givenup @coolboymew I have to use the manned lane to spend WIC shekels at the grocery store. Waljew just updated their system to accept WIC in the self checkout though, shit is cash
   • 御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 09:39:28 JST 御園はくい

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     @union @coolboymew @lanodan we have self checkout at home (vegetables at the roadside for 300y each, put the money in this bowl here
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