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1. Captain Arepa (captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:19:57 JST Captain Arepa

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st Buy quality shit and tell them to buy their own stuff. Or just use a bidet :uzaki_unamused:

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:19:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @captain_arepa That’s the ascended father status

     “girls, you’re all teenagers now. I hate to do this to you…..but the family will no longer be covering the toilet paper cost for you anymore. It’s insane. I have no idea how you’re all so foul, but you’re gonna have to go work if you wanna keep burning through 30 meters of TP a day”

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:24:40 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @captain_arepa I actually don’t know, I only know second hand from guys at work complaining when costs spiked. One guy has 3 daughters in their teens and he said they went through at LEAST one of those thick rolls that barely fits into the holder in about a day and a half. Couldn’t get them to use less either.

     I don’t want to make an all-girl house, but that’s usually the surefire way to end up with one anyways.

   • Captain Arepa (captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:24:42 JST Captain Arepa

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     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

     @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st Man, not even here my mother and sisters burn that much TP in a week... who do you live with, cows? They shit that much?

   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:25:56 JST 

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     @captain_arepa @WashedOutGundamPilot Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 35 rolls a week. Over 250 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
   • Heil_Honkler (heil_honkler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:26:06 JST Heil_Honkler

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa tbh I buy high quality shit cause I have a bidet seat. literally do poo, 2 sheets to get any large particulates, then bidet time, 2 more sheets to dry off, always clean as a whistle. Has an air dryer function but takes too long. I've been on the same roll for well over a month.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:27:27 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa I’ve had bidets before, I’m not all that interested in them. I think I’m just a clean shitter. I don’t even want to imagine the hassle of teaching everyone in the extended family how to use a full 18-button jap bidet either….

   • Twoinchdestroya (twoinchdestroya@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:34:08 JST Twoinchdestroya

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa He’s going to be paying a mortgage in TP with that

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   • Heil_Honkler (heil_honkler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:34:19 JST Heil_Honkler

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa youtube.com/watch?v=W-WS7dGq_JQ
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   • Heil_Honkler (heil_honkler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:34:20 JST Heil_Honkler

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     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa Cleansense is a reasonably priced brand that works well. Basic model has bidet, enemea(just a stronger pressure bidet really), and vag wash(women LOVE this feature). You can change the angle of the spray, pressure, and the rythm.
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   • Captain Arepa (captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:35:33 JST Captain Arepa

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st @Heil_Honkler@poa.st lmao, just use the traditional european ones, and if you're a cheapstake, then a detachable shower and do gymnastics to wash your ass :kekw:

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   • Heil_Honkler (heil_honkler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:40:12 JST Heil_Honkler

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     • BroDrillard
     @Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa it's self cleaning for the most part, however lets say you take a fat explosive diharrea shart while its working, there is a manual mode to extend it for manual cleaning.
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   • BroDrillard (bro-drillard@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:40:13 JST BroDrillard

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     • Heil_Honkler
     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     @Heil_Honkler @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa How do people clean that thing?
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 06:47:31 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Heil_Honkler @Bro-Drillard @captain_arepa I used to drop by this one office that had a nice one installed, they said they had continuous issues with people not understanding it and trying to wipe like normal, then smearing it on the seat since the opening was too small for their fat bodies.

     Sounds like a good time for a “no public use” sign

   • The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:13:00 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • Heil_Honkler
     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
     @Heil_Honkler @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa >washed vag
     🤢
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:13:00 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @ForbiddenDreamer @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa
   • Heil_Honkler (heil_honkler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:21:36 JST Heil_Honkler

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     • BroDrillard
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Bro-Drillard @captain_arepa Well you do need to buy a correct sized seat for yer shitter. If you have a round shitter yeah fatties are gonna be disgusting. While not being a fatty, I still prefer elongated toilets in general as they're significantly more comfortable.
   • Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:21:36 JST Tactical

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     as a professional plumber if I show up to your house and your +400 pounds I'm gonna laugh, tell you to use the outflow pipe to get all that sewage out, and drive, drive so far away.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:22:42 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Heil_Honkler @Bro-Drillard @captain_arepa I think the fattest person I’ve ever let come under my roof was….185 lbs for a woman? Maybe 220 for a 6+ man?

     When I think about it I have blessedly few obeasts in my personal sphere

   • Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:24:43 JST Tactical

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     • EdBoatConnoisseur
     I had to resist the urge to murder my co-worker with an ABS sanitary pipe more than once but the nastiest thing I found in a sewage pipe was a dildo, not even kidding
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   • EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:24:44 JST EdBoatConnoisseur

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     • BroDrillard

     @Tactical @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa @Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot okay mario, have you ever had to remove turtles from pipes?

   • Heil_Honkler (heil_honkler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:27:05 JST Heil_Honkler

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     @Tactical @EdBoatConnoisseur @captain_arepa @Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot
   • Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:27:05 JST Tactical

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     unrelated but the funniest shit I've seen at work was some new kid actually falling for the board stretching gimmick because he called his dad, because "none of us knew" how to fit a door into something
     
     It was so fucking hilarious I almost died laughing as this apprentice ran around for an hour looking for something, and I wish I recorded it for his old man
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   • Twoinchdestroya (twoinchdestroya@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:58:50 JST Twoinchdestroya

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     • Heil_Honkler
     • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa You can buy those add on bidets with like 5 buttons, rear, front, oscillation, dry, stop.

     Surely, anyone can learn that.

   • BitterPill (bitterpill@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:58:50 JST BitterPill

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     • Twoinchdestroya
     @Twoinchdestroya @WashedOutGundamPilot @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa I don't even know what any of that means. Never used any toilet that sprays water upwards.
     I have a sink next to the toilet with a regular looking faucet that happens to have a fancy pressure differential activated valve built inside. Basically just use the faucet as normal, temperature and pressure adjustment and all that, and just press the button on the shower handle for water to be diverted from the normal faucet opening to the shower handle. Also a towel dryer and separate towels for hands and ass. I could probably live without paper entirely.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:58:50 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • BitterPill

     @BitterPill @Twoinchdestroya @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa You’ve got a wet bathroom then. Those aren’t too common around here.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 08:44:28 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @BitterPill @Twoinchdestroya @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa That’s called a wet bathroom, where it’s tiled all over so you don’t have to contain water. Most american places are dry bathrooms, with regular flooring and no floor drain.

     Wet’s more popular abroad, where there are space constraints and you got to make every square foot count.

   • BitterPill (bitterpill@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 08:44:29 JST BitterPill

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     • Twoinchdestroya
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Twoinchdestroya @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa If by wet bathroom you mean a floor with a drain in it then no.
     Just regular bathroom tiles. And an old rag to clean up any overspray that gets on the floor. I guess that might be too much for people that don't want to spend an extra second on anything unless it's scrolling a twatter feed or something equally useless.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:08:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @BitterPill @Twoinchdestroya @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa No, that’s only for retarded nigger hovels where they’re too dumb to understand humidity and air flow. American homes just have space. You don’t need to have a tiled room, because your shower/tub combo has enough room already. They each have diff. upsides.

     Wets are handy to live in, but you can’t use them as much. Having a dry bath allows you to make it a little more luxurious. With a standard floor you can connect everything into a full walk in closet and makeup desk so the lady can just do all of her morning prep in complete privacy and solitude from the rest of the house. Mold only comes into play with poor airflow (and a humid climate), which isn’t too common throughout NA

   • BitterPill (bitterpill@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:08:52 JST BitterPill

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     • Twoinchdestroya
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Twoinchdestroya @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa I'm sorry, I can't even begin to understand how it's possible to not have tiles or other waterproof materials anywhere a plumbing fixture is located.
     Is this why Americans always go on and on about mold? Just by living in the home as intended results in water getting soaked up into where there should be none?
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:20:52 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • BitterPill

     @skylar @BitterPill @captain_arepa @Heil_Honkler @Twoinchdestroya Outside the US it may be hard to visualize it. We’re big on tubs here, b/c they’re comfy and romantic so the avg shower area is something like this:

     (the curtain is plastic, and is tucked into the tub basin when showering….as many exchange students have to learn)

   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:20:53 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @BitterPill @captain_arepa @Heil_Honkler @Twoinchdestroya @WashedOutGundamPilot most materials around plumbing fixtures can handle having some water spilled on them once in a while, as long as it gets wiped up and allowed to completely dry out. if they're exposed to constant water, you're either the world's splashiest retard or your shit's leaking.
   • BitterPill (bitterpill@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:22:41 JST BitterPill

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Twoinchdestroya @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa Guess I'd have to live in an American home for a while to get it. Women here tend to take up every shelf and ledge available in the tiled bathroom. And having an apartment with a second separate toilet (also tiled) is nice for when someone is taking their sweet time in the shower or doing make up or whatever.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:22:41 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @BitterPill @Twoinchdestroya @Heil_Honkler @captain_arepa Depends on the layout, over here a lot of the small apartments have a front bathroom (sometimes with a corner shower/curtain) and a master bath with the nicer tub and all. Overall, I lean towards dry bathrooms, because winter in a fully tiled bath here would be punitively cold.

   • BitterPill (bitterpill@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:24:21 JST BitterPill

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     • Twoinchdestroya
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar @captain_arepa @Heil_Honkler @Twoinchdestroya The tub curtain bit is no mystery to me. But not having a tile floor right next to the tub or the toilet seems dumb.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:24:21 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • BitterPill

     @BitterPill @skylar @captain_arepa @Heil_Honkler @Twoinchdestroya Most people have bath mats and towel off in the shower area, so only a little bit of moisture remains on their feet.

     Worth noting that the humidity plays a huge part in bathroom cleanliness. If it’s 8%, then the stuff will dry up in no time at all. More equatorial places don’t get that weather as often so they have to have more control over water

   • Heil_Honkler (heil_honkler@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:36:21 JST Heil_Honkler

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     • EdBoatConnoisseur
     @Tactical @captain_arepa @Bro-Drillard @EdBoatConnoisseur @WashedOutGundamPilot flight line mechanics always got pranked with a yard of flightline, and exhaust samples, in CE we'd get noobies with the endless running around fetch quest. Send em off to supply for some K-9P grease, the supply guy would send him off to squadron admin to get a form, the admin would send them off to base security, and so on so long as people played along which was almost always cause the person who sent the guy off was supposed to call ahead to the place and let em know. Did have the advantage of getting the new guy a feel for where things were on base
   • Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:36:21 JST Tactical

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     we convinced a new guy that we had some harvard scientists in the basement running secret tests on the new guys to turn them into supersoldiers for Ukraine, because people kept screaming down there (it was actually just a voice recording)
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   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:38:13 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa @BitterPill @Heil_Honkler @Twoinchdestroya it
     >8%
     you ever just walk into the bathroom and found a cactus has spontaneously sprouted there
   • BitterPill (bitterpill@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 09:38:14 JST BitterPill

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     • Twoinchdestroya
     @skylar @WashedOutGundamPilot @captain_arepa @Heil_Honkler @Twoinchdestroya On the topic of humidity, maybe Americans just have better ventilation in their homes than the rest of the world. Besides the few desert states it doesn't look that much less humid than Europe.
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