Holy shit my teen niece asked for a "chest binder" for her bday. I'm 53 I was today days old when I learned what a "chest binder" is. I said a "chest protector" to play softball catcher?! No....because she thinks she is a boy. WTF. At least my sister in law is freaking out about it. She took the smartphone away and banned her from girl scouts. At least a blitzkrieg now, even if it's late in the game, is better than nothing.