So, as a result of @kenshirriff 's 8086 blog articles, I went down one of those infamous rabbit holes and studying the 8086 and 80286 bus interfaces.
I had remembered from an early Radio-Electronics magazine article and the 8088 Project Handbook that the 8086 had a, to me and at the time, weird way of selecting byte lanes over which data was moved. After all, the 68000 made so much sense with its separate upper and lower data strobes. What was with this "byte high enable" bullshido?
Turns out, they're exactly the same, and it's a matter of interpretation. On the 68000, _UDS maps to A0, and _LDS maps to _BHE (Well, _BLE really, since it would enable D7-D0, not D15-D8).
All this time, and here I was thinking that Intel's bus interface was somehow more complicated than the Motorola interface. It's not -- it's literally exactly the same (only the sense of which byte lane is enabled for odd and even addresses are swapped, since the 8086 is little-endian and the 68000 is big-endian).
Oh well; better late than never, I suppose?