is SQL just universally slow and dogshit
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 11:59:59 JST Swurl -
Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 04:16:56 JST Swurl @mint@ryona.agency @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co it's getting a remaster
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 01:01:30 JST Swurl cum
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 10:44:45 JST Swurl @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co always makes me laugh when there's discords for really illegal shit, they always act like it's super secret and secure
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 06:48:48 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club @deadheat@cawfee.club the true way to watch anime is to find the lowest rated shit and watch it with drinks and friends
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 03:41:24 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club smash them with a hammer
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 03:39:25 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club I used to buy locked phones and busted phones and swap motherboards over to get a working one
it's to prevent theft or something but anyone with a modicum of skill can bypass it so idk the point -
Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 03:34:46 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club you need the password of the last groogle account on there in order to finish setup, I think that's only the case if you factory reset through button combos tho
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 03:31:46 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club android does something similar
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 03-Feb-2024 03:24:02 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club fuck iCloud
have a work iPhone and forgot its stupid password
can I reset it from iCloud?
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Friday, 02-Feb-2024 07:28:27 JST Swurl @Pawlicker@bae.st I remember setting it up, I ran something as root and OSX asked me for permission
TF YOU MEAN PERMISSION I'M GOD DAMN ROOT -
Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Friday, 02-Feb-2024 07:28:13 JST Swurl @Pawlicker@bae.st I do for work, I don't really care since most of my work is done in command line or IDE
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Friday, 02-Feb-2024 07:27:58 JST Swurl holy shit windows 11 is ass
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 22:50:50 JST Swurl @josemanuel@qoto.org @coolboymew@shitposter.club I mean I get it, but at the end of the day the PC is a tool to get work done. There's a reason no one but gamers hand hobbyists bought the spectrum after all.
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 12:44:07 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club WHAT SHOW :swurl_shock::swurl_shock::swurl_shock:
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 12:52:13 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club I'm dumb and hate static shock since I live somewhere with no humidity, I get zapped constantly
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 12:50:43 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club ground your slippers by stitching in some conductive thread or bare copper wire between the footbed and the soles
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 05:55:22 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club @kirby@lab.nyanide.com my algorithms and data structures professor was a misandrist and consistently scored men 10 points lower, I had to go to the dean
another thing that sucked was cool classes that had really shit tests. I took Jazz History which was fun, but the tests had "listening comprehension" sections where the teacher would play a single bar of the beginning of a song and you had to pick what song it was. I would have flunked if I hadn't sat next to the autist that mumbled every letter he was filling in on his test lmao -
Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 05:48:21 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club @kirby@lab.nyanide.com fuck classes like that, I wish most of my college had been classes like my volcanoes class. It was a class taught by a professor that spent like 90% of the year out doing geology and it was a summer class so it was like 2 weeks. Dude did quizzes that were easy if you listened even slightly and just told us all sorts of cool shit, he really genuinely just wanted to show us stuff
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Swurl (swurl@swurl.land)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Dec-2023 07:17:47 JST Swurl @coolboymew@shitposter.club this is why all devices should be required to have a big power button I can shoot with a nerf gun from across the room