parotcardsroxy: are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope horsebeckett: hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though im-being-held-hostage: Drawing of a cartoon postman with evil eyebrows driving a truck through a field, razing a trail behind him as exhaust plumes out. He has run over a small animal
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