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penny-anna: hot take: Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards. Kili s the sexiest dwarf by elf standards. Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards & Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards penny-anna: (screenshotted tags) #ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING "UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT) further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground. ‘ Kayla-bird omg now i'm like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards; penny-anna: by hobbit standards, I'm afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all. femmefaramir: Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards tolkienhoe: should I mention gollum? I don't know orc standards but he seems like an ultra twink for orcs. this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror