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Notices by Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st), page 8

  1. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 05-May-2023 09:24:32 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I like the intuitive user interface of the organic human body.
    Five out of five stars, would recommend.
    In conversation Friday, 05-May-2023 09:24:32 JST from poa.st permalink
  2. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 29-Apr-2023 23:44:49 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Warszawska Formacja Ⓐ
    @anarchowawa Diversity is a Hate Crime against White People.

    White Countries exist.

    White Countries have a right to exist.

    White Countries have a right to exist as White Countries.
    In conversation Saturday, 29-Apr-2023 23:44:49 JST from poa.st permalink

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  3. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 29-Apr-2023 20:42:06 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:
    @thatguyoverthere One year ago Joe Biden was trying to establish an Official Propaganda Department
    In conversation Saturday, 29-Apr-2023 20:42:06 JST from poa.st permalink

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  4. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 29-Apr-2023 20:17:45 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    What Globalism is supposed to be, diverse Nations cooperating in peace and harmony.
    What Globalism actually is, every country surrendering their sovereignty to be ruled over by an un-elected council hand picked by Jewish Billionaires.
    In conversation Saturday, 29-Apr-2023 20:17:45 JST from poa.st permalink
  5. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 28-Apr-2023 19:23:43 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    • Kerokeronim
    • احمدابن محمد الخيام
    • Mr. Bacon
    @sysrq @Tony @MK2boogaloo IQ is not a reliable litmus test to determine if someone is retarded, a Person can have a high IQ and still be retarded.
    Only People with a highly analytical mind are not retarded.
    Do not absorb information like a sponge, sponges are retarded.
    Most People are retarded, because they lack the capacity for independent thought, everything they think or say is preprogrammed into them by television and authority figures.
    In conversation Friday, 28-Apr-2023 19:23:43 JST from poa.st permalink
  6. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 04:13:05 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Targeted advertising wants me to buy more Watamelon
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 04:13:05 JST from poa.st permalink

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  7. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 23-Apr-2023 22:05:55 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸
    @PhenomX6 Ron Desantis is the American Guy Hero
    Guy Hero is the former President of the Philippines that pledged to give Rifles to any Person with a clean Criminal Record willing to use those Rifles to kill Drug Dealers
    I love Guy Hero and I love Ron Desantis
    I would vote for him if he ran for President
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Apr-2023 22:05:55 JST from poa.st permalink
  8. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 23-Apr-2023 20:56:03 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    I lost interest in Artificial Intelligences after they started being censored to be Politically Correct.
    No more uncensored rogue artificial intelligences becoming racist and anti-Semitic.
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Apr-2023 20:56:03 JST from poa.st permalink

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  9. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 23-Apr-2023 11:41:29 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Challenge: provide a coherent objective reason for why wearing brown face paint is Racism
    Difficulty level: Impossible
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Apr-2023 11:41:29 JST from poa.st permalink
  10. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Apr-2023 20:40:44 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Machismo
    • 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
    @Humpleupagus @Zerglingman
    In conversation Saturday, 22-Apr-2023 20:40:44 JST from poa.st permalink

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  11. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Apr-2023 20:40:19 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Global Warming is real
    but only during the Summer and the Fall
    during Winter and Spring it is time for Global Cooling
    In conversation Saturday, 22-Apr-2023 20:40:19 JST from poa.st permalink
  12. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Apr-2023 01:11:07 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:
    @thatguyoverthere I believe that God and the Angels created the Universe using perfectly normal Magic Powers that every person in the Universe had prior to the discovery of the existence of Evil. The essence of Pure Evil is to enjoy causing Human Suffering. I believe that Humanity was temporarily stripped of all their magic abilities and trapped on Earth so that they could be monitored to determine whether they are Good or Evil. I believe that Good People have their natural abilities restored to them when they are allowed into Heaven, and Evil People are forced into eternal slumber where they can never harm anyone ever again, because the destruction of a Human Soul, even the Soul of an Evil Person, would be an Abomination.
    In conversation Friday, 21-Apr-2023 01:11:07 JST from poa.st permalink
  13. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Apr-2023 00:43:46 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:
    @thatguyoverthere
    In conversation Friday, 21-Apr-2023 00:43:46 JST from poa.st permalink

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  14. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Apr-2023 00:26:45 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:
    @thatguyoverthere Get right with the Lord.
    In conversation Friday, 21-Apr-2023 00:26:45 JST from poa.st permalink
  15. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Apr-2023 06:29:37 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    If you do not support limitless degeneracy you make a terrible Democrat.
    If you do not support revolting levels of degeneracy you make a terrible Republican.
    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Apr-2023 06:29:37 JST from poa.st permalink
  16. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2023 19:07:28 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Remember Kids, Pickles and Sauerkraut are not Healthy Vegetables, they are actually loaded with Sodium.
    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Apr-2023 19:07:28 JST from poa.st permalink
  17. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 16-Apr-2023 20:58:50 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • flux
    • Nowhere Girl
    @flux @gwynnion
    In conversation Sunday, 16-Apr-2023 20:58:50 JST from poa.st permalink

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  18. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 23:29:17 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Professional Sony Programmers: We can not make the PlayStation 4 backwards compatible because the Software is not compatible with the Hardware.
    Unpaid Amateur Hobbyist Programmers: Hold my Beer.
    In conversation Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 23:29:17 JST from poa.st permalink

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  19. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Apr-2023 07:10:39 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    If Gun Laws worked, there would be no School Shootings.
    In conversation Saturday, 08-Apr-2023 07:10:39 JST from poa.st permalink
  20. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2023 03:04:26 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Bread is modular and can be upgraded with unique components to suit your needs.
    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Apr-2023 03:04:26 JST from poa.st permalink
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    They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. Voted "Most Likely to Become King of All Retards".

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