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Notices by Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st), page 9

  1. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Apr-2023 12:23:20 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    • Captain Retard
    If you think that 12:00 through 12:59 is the first hour of the day, you are a Retard, and I am coming to kill you.
    In conversation Monday, 03-Apr-2023 12:23:20 JST from poa.st permalink
  2. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Apr-2023 12:23:19 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • haberdasher
    @haberdasher I will kill as many People as is necessary to live in a world where the day starts at 1 am instead of starting at 12 am.
    We need to swap 12 am and 12 pm.
    12 am should come after 11 am and 12 pm should come after 11 pm, and the day should begin at 1 am, not 12 pm.
    In conversation Monday, 03-Apr-2023 12:23:19 JST from poa.st permalink

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  3. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Mar-2023 09:15:09 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Big Pyramid does not want you to know this, but natural sugars are nutritious. The main nutrient used by the body is natural sugar.
    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Mar-2023 09:15:09 JST from poa.st permalink
  4. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Mar-2023 05:50:47 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Broke: Muslim immigrants are stabbing random people, we should make knives illegal.

    Woke: Muslim immigrants are stabbing random people, we should deport all Muslim immigrants.

    Bespoke: Muslim immigrants are stabbing random people, let us begin a new crusade to claim all the world in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Deus vult! ✝️🇺🇸♥️
    In conversation Tuesday, 21-Mar-2023 05:50:47 JST from poa.st permalink
  5. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 16:30:05 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Charliebrownau
    • M. Petek
    • Farm and Family
    @charliebrownau @Someguy @Marko Under Capitalism goods and services are exchanged for money, providing a steady supply of goods and services.
    Under Communism nothing is exchanged for money, providing a steady supply of nothing.
    In conversation Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 16:30:05 JST from poa.st permalink
  6. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 13:19:51 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    We do not condemn Slavery in South America, Asia, and Africa, because Slavery is only morally reprehensible when combined with Racism. Slavery without Racism is morally good. :blackscienceman:
    In conversation Sunday, 19-Mar-2023 13:19:51 JST from poa.st permalink
  7. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-Mar-2023 14:19:48 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Christianity is dysgenic.
    Christianity convinces the greatest members of each generation to become celibate and lead a life devoted to worshipping Jesus, when they should be getting married and having babies for the future of the White Race. :1488:
    In conversation Friday, 17-Mar-2023 14:19:48 JST from poa.st permalink
  8. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:06:11 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    :1488:
    In conversation Thursday, 16-Mar-2023 01:06:11 JST from poa.st permalink

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  9. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 22:58:29 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    Sometimes I wake up naked and the only explanation is that Ancient Aliens are touching my Penis. Aliens live forever, so all Aliens are Ancient Aliens.
    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Mar-2023 22:58:29 JST from poa.st permalink
  10. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Mar-2023 16:06:15 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    All the proceeds from the sale of Hogwarts Legacy finances Total Tranny Death. J.K. Rowling is hiring based mercenaries to kill every last Troon on the Planet. :1488:
    In conversation Monday, 13-Mar-2023 16:06:15 JST from poa.st permalink
  11. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-2023 01:21:57 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • 🎄 Rick 🎄
    • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
    • Slappedin88
    @Slappedin88 @WashedOutGundamPilot @PraxisOfEvil I used to sniff Gasoline
    Gasoline is a Hallucinogen
    Sniffing Gasoline probably turned me into a Schizophrenic
    I would not recommend using Hallucinogens
    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Feb-2023 01:21:57 JST from poa.st permalink
  12. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 25-Feb-2023 00:19:46 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
    • GoodBoyLyle :ov: :sonnenrad: 🚪 :catnoears:
    @WashedOutGundamPilot @GoodBoyUV Accolrding to Google, Elon Musk has eight Children.
    In conversation Saturday, 25-Feb-2023 00:19:46 JST from poa.st permalink
  13. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 22:28:42 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • TheTrueWhiteBrother
    @Coyote The Buffalo Grocery Store Shooter was a Furry Kike.
    In conversation Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 22:28:42 JST from poa.st permalink

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  14. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 00:57:20 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • milk
    • PinochetsCommieCopter
    @milk @PinochetsCommieCopter Armed Revolt against a functioning Government is logistically improbable.
    Unfortunately the National Socialist revolution most likely will not begin until Civilization collapses under the yoke of Liberal Tyranny.
    In conversation Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 00:57:20 JST from poa.st permalink
  15. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 11:37:53 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • John Shirley
    @JohnShirley2023 You can report me for being a Holocaust Denying Chad Christian Aryan National Socialist, but it would be a waste of time, since we occupy separate instances in the Fediverse.
    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 11:37:53 JST from poa.st permalink

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  16. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 00:37:44 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • cool_boy_mew
    @coolboymew That was approximately twenty three dollars worth of apple juice prior to Bidenflation.
    In conversation Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 00:37:44 JST from poa.st permalink
  17. Captain Retard (humonguschungus@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 24-Dec-2022 03:47:15 JST Captain Retard Captain Retard
    in reply to
    • cool_boy_mew
    • AWIVR
    @AWIVR @coolboymew
    In conversation Saturday, 24-Dec-2022 03:47:15 JST from poa.st permalink

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    They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. Voted "Most Likely to Become King of All Retards".

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