@MoeBritannica Apparently the satire account is so good that it even has a UTK profile. 😆 Even I can't tell if this is impersonation or the actual dude himself pretending to be retarded 24/7.
@f0x@kirby@MoeBritannica This is terminal LinkedIn-tier corporate culture 101. It's not enough that you fill your quotas or took the proper notes and spoke during muh conference, you have to be sucking your peers cocks and thinking about your co-op every waking moment of your life (and even in your sleep)
i ran out of eggs 😂 what kinda soup do you have for breakfast?
cyberpunklord420 (ehhh@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 05-Aug-2024 12:49:34 JST
cyberpunklord420Either I've never paid attention or they're changing the way that they make breakfast cereals but I wasn't aware that they actually have so much nutritional value? I checked my Cheerios box and it has 10 different vitamins and minerals of varying % but I intake more cuz I eat more than the said serving. Then, I checked my Nesquik cereal and it has even more nutrients. :jahy_shock2: Western breakfast cereals come in the kind of variety and taste that I think it's almost akin to having cake for breakfast. But it turns out they are more nutritious than I thought. 😂
@luithe@Soy_Magnus@Tony no i think the absurd amount of wasabi is just his gag or he just really likes it but for jellyfish strips it's really simple... just clean it well, chop it up and season it. at least that's how i think the chinese restaurants do it.
@luithe oh yeah, I mentioned them being defenseless earlier, but I guess the one way that they can hurt you is if they confuse you with a plant and try to suck your blood, basically? just reminded of that when i took mine out briefly, so yeah their proboscis can pierce wood.
Additionally, I’ve learned that mine is probably a female, since it doesn’t chirp. Only the male ones do. Huh :awoo_naruhodo2:
@luithe wow, I wish that coulda been me. 😂 yeah these guys like to hide up high in the trees, I picked up this little guy/girl because I just so happened to be brushing my hair outdoors one morning and then I heard some huge thing crash into my plants.
@luithe You know I was trying to find the exact species of this but I couldn't... It's just this vague green annual cicada, and everything in the genus basically looks the same to me :awoo_derp2:
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