@f0x@kirby@MoeBritannica This is terminal LinkedIn-tier corporate culture 101. It's not enough that you fill your quotas or took the proper notes and spoke during muh conference, you have to be sucking your peers cocks and thinking about your co-op every waking moment of your life (and even in your sleep)
@kirby@MoeBritannica >the airport after the conference is still the conference no it isn't???? If it's after the conference then that means the conference fucking ended. You'd have to be genuinely illiterate to agree with these faggots.
@MoeBritannica Apparently the satire account is so good that it even has a UTK profile. 😆 Even I can't tell if this is impersonation or the actual dude himself pretending to be retarded 24/7.