Notices by :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital), page 16
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:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 08:55:26 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: Women build elaborate walled gardens around their hearts. A thorny hedge maze partitioned by endless gates unlocked only by the perfect application of whatever given contradiction she craves at the moment.
>He should be loving but not mushy
>He should be smart but not weird
>He should be dangerous but in a safe way
At no point does she ever stop to ask herself "am I actually worth all this horseshit?" -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 07:50:56 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: >Women loathe affection
Well that's convenient considering they don't deserve any. -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 06:29:15 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: I can never enjoy mass effect after I learned what the ending was supposed to be before they shitcanned the original writer (it was FUCKING GOOD, and they scrapped it for literally no reason). -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 26-Aug-2023 11:57:04 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: Who is more responsible for sin? The jew who dreams it up, or the good goy who picks up the gun to make that dream come true? -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 09:29:59 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: Elly Van Houten
Terra Branford
Asellus -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 07:58:09 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: >Homosexual monkeypox piss orgy enthusiasts when you make them look at a clothed titty for two seconds -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 13:56:01 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: I wonder if they're leaving out the part of their plan where they expect to be armed like the new wave of irs goons in the next few years. :thunk: -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 13:55:42 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: They'll show up to a few token steve urkel houses with a bucket of chicken, an sniveling apology and a huge novelty check so they can turn around and say
>See? No one is exempt, cracker. -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 13:51:33 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: How many teachers have to not come back from these visits before they scrap the idea? -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Aug-2023 08:18:12 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: >Totally not sexual -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Aug-2023 06:48:47 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: Weird that you never see drag queen hospice volunteer hour, drag queen community garden maintenance or drag queen soup kitchens. Super weird how your charity always begins and ends with children. Just a crazy coincidence I'm sure. -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Aug-2023 07:55:21 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: 4chan was always, always, always gay as fuck. Or have you niggers already forgotten about 'a game of pretend'. -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Aug-2023 05:19:37 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: Big duck ate all the snacks in the Shill HQ break room. -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 20-Aug-2023 08:41:25 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: I was gonna make a joke about Weird Al falling on hard times but I like the guy too much to associate him with whatever the fuck this is -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 20-Aug-2023 06:37:53 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: Do you think they're printing out our shitposts in the high quality glossy paper or do you think it's a shitty xerox job kind of thing? -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 20-Aug-2023 06:37:43 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: >Taqiyya but you're not actually allowed to blend in
High IQ shit going on right here. -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 19-Aug-2023 14:00:51 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: Because it got you this -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 10:20:21 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: >Not only are they anonymous but they lie about who they really are
I'm guessing this is also high tier irony that will fly over our heads. -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 10:20:19 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: Uh oh we got a heckin misgendering in aisle 5 -
:swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: (chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 10:19:51 JST :swastika: Eddie Fucksaw :swastika: >This is what scientologists actually believe