Notices by Turdicus, of Christmas Time (turdicus@poa.st), page 10

balancing my microplastics with macroplastics

@weaf @Terry Not realistic. Too few shit stains.

15 thousand hands all trying to grab my balls and squeeze like a stress ball

we need to push further into the tard out room experience to gain money from these people with no where to let out their anger

RT: https://poa.st/objects/294b4877-a95f-4da0-aa6f-33f3d48c5c34

update. it didn’t work and she’s trying to hang out with me and get coffee not involving magic (where I normally see her) it’s so fucking over. I want this girl to leave me be

RT: https://poa.st/objects/3629b2c4-f548-41bc-b6f7-9c189cd1f56f

@deprecated_ii This guy is gay and jewish right?

@Will2Power @deprecated_ii Wow no kidding? That’s crazy because he looks like a psychotic lizard. I’m so surprised

@Kyonko802 Where’s the body pillow with the bottle of mood stabilizers and plastic inner lining

@WashedOutGundamPilot This is the femcel dating site I think and I’ve heard it is feds

@SuperSnekFriend @Xenomorph need horror beyond horrors maid gf who doesn’t scare me but keeps away bad people by exposing them to the crushing terror of eternity in a mere moment

threatened the vehicle that I’d let a woman drive it and it hasn’t acted up since

RT: https://poa.st/objects/58341a4e-71b2-49a6-a3d1-d05fa7bf71b1

@weaf That’s what I said. I said it sounds expensive

got made fun of by my friends because I said I don’t use atms and I pay my credit card bill in person. said I was “so pop pop”. said I should use an atm

@j what’s even the point of this

@j I mean what’s the point of using this at all. like for a normal person

@Goalkeeper Who’s still arguing about chainsaw man?

Working on a Danny phantom themed rap song. Trying to work out a line about getting so much pussy they call me the box ghost. Already have fan girls banging on my door

Sending hentai to the work group chat as a conversation starter. I didn’t look at it though because that’s degenerate

@weaf I’m being generous in interpreting what she said, I still haven’t seen it and likely wont

Listened to a woman talk about how good the fallout show was today “you like see her leave the vault as a level 1 and then like she’s a like level 100 by the end it’s so good!“ brainlets will see character development for the first time and be amazed