Notices by Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital), page 18

my enemy, a (((shylock))) vizier is transporting gold in the Empire

gold that could be righteously used for funding my organization and defeating the undead raiders and overthrowing the governor (I don’t like him because he’s fat and lazy)

organized banditry is a very profitable career especially when you can’t get prosecuted for being a hero AND a noblechad (the banditry just makes me more heroic)

outnumbered, the caravan guard have pikes and crossbowmen, well-prepared, my retainers are mostly just peasants I’ve conscripted with platitudes of “gold” and “honor”

all of it is true, of course

caravan comes into view

retainers realize just how outnumbered we are

“sir this is a really bad idea”

to give you an idea of how bad of an idea this is, my guys have leather / chainmail armor, the guards are all in light plate

all I understand is CHARGE

charge

downhill

downhill lance charge in the snow

me and my horse are wearing thick plate armor, basically a medieval freight train

completely obliterate 3 guards and 1 merchant by running them over

skewer two guards with a lance charge

already 1/6th of their forces are dead

surprise round ends

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ditch the lance, pull out the zweihander, proceed to decapitate two men as it turns into another round, letting out an inspirational cry

my retainers join the melee, and absolutely obliterate the guards, don’t even lose a man as I gain 11 kills

loot: phenomenal

prestige: phenomenal

get back to the city of my enemy, absolutely coping over losing thousands of gold in merchandise that I promptly resell

city guards seething

merchants seething

they attempt to charge me with banditry, waylaying, murder, profiteering, and treason

don’t even show up to the court date LMFAO

cope and seethe, merchantcucks