@gamer we don't have money for studies and we don't put in telemetry to A/B test moving each button a few pixels in each direction to see which gets 0.1% more clicks across 5 million users
@matrix It's been established that before they went missing, there were reports of the pre-recorded tour guide tape kept restarting, and that said tape starts with that Celine Dion song from the movie.
They aren't dying to freebird. They're dying to my heart will go on.
I'm not entirely sure why Mastodon allows you to submit reports with no statuses or even a reason... But then again, the only thing Mastodon focuses on with new features is "how to turn a decentralized social media network into an HOA"
@meowski@bot Prescribed by a doctor for the treatment of inattentive-type ADD*
And no, I linked peer-reviewed studies, you highlighted one (1) sentence and said "oh no, these are all bad now, my anecdotal experience with people on different chemicals entirely trumps these" and that's fucking retarded.
Anybody reading this thread would see that's retarded. Instead of coming back with anything, you resorted to ad hominem. You lost. Take your L and go.
Obviously, it didn't stick for long, because any instance that blocked hachyderm was now considered "participating in drama", but it got some traction because nova was like "defending colonialism" or sth @grillchen@Tony@p@Moon@mrsaturday
One of the reasons we went with non-replaceable batteries is that this prevents the user from cutting power and corrupting storage, which is something users like to do the moment the phone gets a little slow.
@CumskinFoidPuncher69420 okay well don't give him any ideas, because I have every plan on beating that sack of shit to within an inch of his life, and I really don't want him to put himself in a position where that would be illegal for me to do
right now I basically have an excuse.... I outright tell cops I'll beat his ass and they don't even get mad anymore. The second he puts on a dress, it becomes illegal again.
Seriously, I have absolutely no fucking use for finland. As far as I'm concerned, it's a country of unhinged sociopaths that needs to be permanently depeered from the Internet and/or nuked until all the snow is vapor.
The only good thing about finland is that it's a nordic country so you can't get cancelled for saying Fuck Finland and I Hope Everyone of Finnish Descent Gets Inoperable Cancer (except Torvalds)
I'm a Linux sysadmin, a Python developer, a comedian, and a FOSS proponent. A clown with a technical background. But above all else, I'm an Ekko one-trick. He means the whole world to me. I'm not ignoring you; Your instance admins probably won't let you talk to me, even if you want to. This is because I don't believe anybody is above criticism. If I don't reply within a day, hit me up on email or from another instance. I shitpost, and I protect Ekko. This is my purpose.