Notices by Pawslut420 (sendpaws@mitra.pawslut.party)

@kirby @sampo what if instead of femboy hooters
We have foxgirl hooters

Google ai can't comprehend idiocracy

@kirby I like mitra

@kirby having fun with how jank pisskey is?

@perplestuff >the Nissan looks less trashy

@sun @djsumdog @matthew_d_green >"this guy's a monster"
>Cops ignore the police report
>Find out he's one after busting him for meth

A real UK story

you know the NOS photo paper you're using is old when it talks about working with Dell and Lexmark printers...man the 00s were a much more fun time for tech IMO

remember when every office supply store sold 6 ink printers? now they're all special order unless you go to Micro Center or B&H or someone.

@prettygood kinda shit ngl, I am slowly fixing my sleep so I can spend more time daily studying and all

@prettygood nah I'm a NEET for a while and trying to get myself to learn art and programming so I can catch up on what I wasted during my own NEET days, being in daily Discord calls and the like.

@prettygood worse it was millennials/older zoomers

Like imagine you're extremely online, you have no friends, your living conditions are shit. You're the ideal demographic for discord calls daily. Of course this would collapse when the internet would get more and more political.

@theorytoe @prettygood @kilostere I'm gonna go to the gym more
Probably ditching this YMCA membership because their hours suck ass and moving to planet fitness (it's cheap too and there's no gyms here)

@phnt @theorytoe I went to a place to escape from the internet the other week
I got some adult using Tumblr words to talk about his old job while browsing discord at the same time.

@theorytoe @phnt ngl the people living life online are gonna be the most fucked I mean just look at bsky or the political fedi instances or Twitter

My big regret is having little in the way of rl friends because of drama online years ago haha

@coolboymew @romin @sun @hakui patreon killed the good artists before the political climate did
Guess you'll really need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps now...

@coolboymew @romin @sun @hakui to add to that, artists just don't get why slop is happening. It's all a mystery to them.

Turns out when you're annoying and obnoxious (see the bloodborne psx dev for a dramatic example) and have the work ethic and schedule of Chris Chan or Sam Hyde, you'll get replaced.

@GoodBoyUV you wouldn't know how it feels to not eat breakfast because you will eat breakfast

@phnt counterpoint: the non masto of the fedi is the dead one
Just go to mastodon.social or even misskey.io and there's viral posts they're just trash or food/porn

@mint @phnt @tadano (they're the same dude)

@phnt @tadano it's easier to remain in private now than it is to stick your head out and get yelled at by some dude who looks like the protagonist of yiik