Notices by sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)
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@hfaust the idea of ingesting 260 different videos in 35 minutes gives me a panic attack
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the normies are finding out about vaporeon. it's over
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I bought a new pair of shoes today. nothing makes me feel more powerful than knowing that in just a couple of weeks they will be incredibly stinky. the several minutes of labor in that bangladeshi sweat shop, it was all for nothing.
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audiobook critics are ruthless
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dang I just remembered that it's my birthday
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no listen you HAVE to pick either CIA or KGB for your IM client, there's no other way
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@matrix oh you're dating a model, how many parameters?
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@matrix you call yourself aryan and you don't even wear a cock cage? allow me to laugh. prostate milking should be a privilege only for those of pure skin and virtue
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@sjw @matrix are you sure they would have to change something in the TOS? I wouldn't be surprised if they already sign away all real and imagined rights, porn companies are funny like that
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Who cares about the authenticity of some random pussy, what onlyfans should really focus on is getting the AI to flag FAKE and EDITED fart sounds in these videos, we can't let these frauds keep getting away with it.
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@matrix
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I would pay good money to have live video feed to the bedrooms of all the sweaty nerds going through decades long commit histories in sheer panic right now.
Imagine what their IRC channels are like. I've always told you Steve YOU'RE A FOREIGN AGENT
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oh come on, did he freak out
literally nothing will happen
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@thendrix there is no group more racially diverse than my racist frens
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@thendrix there's still hope that they have the wrong guy and it's actually a single asian qt3.14 tradwife-to-be who's desperately looking for a husband
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it makes you so free when you break down for good mentally and start seeing the entire world as a sitcom
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Honestly I'm just in shock and disbelief, what a sell out. you gotta keep the skirt on and tease, that's the whole fucking point. tears in the rain
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@lain mainstream media lying again, the news will tell you that they sell your organs when they euthanize you in canada but actually they feed you to cats
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@lain probably not long enough for anyone to notice that I'm missing.
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I hurt my back today, not lifting but when I bent down to pick something off the floor. I'm starting to see what the point is with euthanasia
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