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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 00:06:21 JST sampo @druid I do like it but artists should stop giving annie mays smartphones, 2D is supposed to be better than real life -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 03:39:40 JST sampo I saw that elon musk is fighting with asmongold on twitter and I can't stop fucking laughing because of the sam hyde thing. we need to get moist critikal in here too -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 06:44:45 JST sampo I'm looking at these theories about the LA fires being started and the response getting botched deliberately but the area where it's happening fucks it all up. if you've been to epstein's island or a diddy party, by my reckoning your house should be safe. -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 04:47:38 JST sampo I despise everything about hollywood but it could be fun right now to run around the streets with your clothes on fire and force strangers to pee on you to save your life -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 04:01:10 JST sampo @evamik they could've simplified it a bit. "everything's prohibited, you can't come in, please leave" -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 03:21:49 JST sampo @nyanide I have infinite respect for anyone who does. carpe diem. -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 03:16:05 JST sampo million laughs -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 06:50:58 JST sampo I swear if I got a penny every time I clicked on something labeled cuteposting and saw a prolapsed asshole I would have several pennies -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 06:50:56 JST sampo @why you're underestimating me, I only click when I'm sure that it's a prolapsed asshole. it's my sixth sense -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 01:57:09 JST sampo @zonk what is even the point if you're gonna do it behind a closed door? airports are THE place for having guys look at your cock -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 01:50:27 JST sampo @lain sorry bro, I only read erotic self help -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jan-2025 01:03:46 JST sampo they should rethink the name for GDQ, games take like 10 years to get done these days and then they flop -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 21:03:16 JST sampo ameriturds putting a ban on porn is interesting, usually they're the kind of people who want to indulge no matter what or they flip out. I have some ideas on what the downstream effects could be. I don't doubt that the boomers made do with the tv guide back in the day but the rug pull is a little different. -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 21:03:14 JST sampo @druid depends, they can make it a law and whoever wants to comply will do so, which will probably only include the biggest and most "legitimate" websites. something is definitely going on, I saw this on my TL
https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/pornhub-ban-news-states-florida-redtube-b2673628.html
"ban" is the wrong word because it's just age verification at this point, but I don't think any sane person is gonna upload a picture of their face and ID to jork it. I do believe there are politicians who also talk about an outright ban but they will probably go to prison for diddling before that passes -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 05:30:13 JST sampo lex finally got his dream In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink Attachments
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 21:46:45 JST sampo @lain that's why I keep saying we have to get rid of the juice, all of them In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 21:43:23 JST sampo @lain there's a whole community out there. used to be that you had to get your bone hurt by a woman kicking it, the juice is just cheaper In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 03-Jan-2025 20:00:34 JST sampo I like the cinematography of the sam hyde shitpost. I'm so out of the loop I have no idea whose style he's mocking but having listened to it I'm pretty sure it's asmongold. perhaps even moist critikal In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 03-Jan-2025 06:30:51 JST sampo @lain yes, because she is still alive despite what the media says In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink -
sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 03-Jan-2025 06:18:34 JST sampo my cat keeps begging me for treats constantly and I'm trying to tell her no. this lead me to think how my previous cat was a lard ass motherfucker and lived to 18. then I had the sudden realisation that he was the biggie smalls of cats In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink