Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 13

@Moon @Awoo @Pawlicker @RustyCrab @sneeden @mint @condret @coolboymew the hockey version of this is "why don't they just get a really really fat guy to play goalie?" And it's something that on paper looks brilliant to someone who's never played hockey before

@Moon @Awoo @Pawlicker @RustyCrab @sneeden @mint @condret @coolboymew aka what made Michael Jordan the goat

@Moon @Awoo @Pawlicker @RustyCrab @sneeden @mint @condret @coolboymew the reason you don't do this is because they came up with a counter to it made famous by the Phil Jackson bulls called the triangle offense

Having a purse is just like the real life version of resident evil style inventory management

@MNNHNewsEnglish 2+0+2+4 = 8

@korgster @MNNHNewsEnglish @binkle the numbers dont lie, and they spell DISASTER for MNNHNews at Sacrifice

@coolboymew @augustus how into flashes in the pan are you

@augustus I have been watching professional wrestling since 2004 you fucking actual mark

I hate Europe so much it's unreal

@phnt tired of paying for their defense and healthcare and infrastructure with my tax money while actually dying from treatable illness

Let's learn Japanese, how hard could it be (very)

@Moon hes a fucking bot!?

@coolboymew It's always nice when someone recognizes my work <3

@Mitsu god 😒 forbid women do anything

Coughs up blood, but in a coquettish and demure way

@raccoon year of the linux desktop ive been told

"hey bro you wanna watch the knicks game" "no man I'd rather watch a three hour long talk show where they talk about the knicks game"

@triodug wait theres only allegation? I saw screenshots of him flirting with 15 year olds like half a decade ago lmao

@lain @shibao are you happy?

Just failed the mirror test again smh