Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live), page 12

I'm getting vegan taco bell fuck this I haven't eaten a real meal in days

I ate two and half 2 dollar tacos and now I need to bed rest for at least 5 hours to recover

@why @lain you should georgia and i will be there

I am normal and I can be trusted unaccompanied with potentially hazardous chemicals

If you're a real artist please don't yell at me for using varnish and enamel strippers to mix my oils I know it's wrong I know I'm evil

It's important to stay hydrated while pursuing your passions ❤️

@coolboymew @Arcana @marine @Curvin @augustus @Moon @romin @why @meso oh is that what they call it these days

@romin @Arcana @marine @Curvin @augustus @coolboymew @Moon @why @meso ooooo

Imagine a world where askjeeves won the search engine war

"Wow, you didn't even try asking jeeves about it? What are you, stupid?"

@Moon @MoeBritannica and nothing happens to them because the info is behind a paywall and published in a rag that not even people who watch jimmy kimmel read anymore and life goes on and both of these people deserve to be mulched

@MoeBritannica have they disbanded moms for liberty yet after the (male) organizer was found out to be fucking a bunch of 13 year olds? everyone who needs to woodchipper should get it ,after all, lets do em back to back

@BadFediPosts I MADE IT

guy who makes 2 hour long video essay voice - was guliver from gulivers travels just really big and the liliputians were all normal sized?

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my mom really did try to have sex with my female band teacher when I was 17 it was so awkward

then she tells me about all the times she made out with her friend Holly "as a joke" and talks about "i want a wife" but is totally straight

@hj live picture of your liver

9 days until georgia aaaaaaaa

my mom actually does really think its sweet you all said happy birthday to her lol

i am very dizzy but im gewtting an iron transfusion tomorrow :)