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BREAKING: France to reinforce fortifications against possible German threat. Click here.

BREAKING: Could Rhineland be remilitarised? Click here.

BREAKING: Adolf für Deutschland party on cusp of major victory, sparking remilitarisation fears

BREAKING: Farage denies "lapdog" allegations, saying he always fancied himself more as a husky

BREAKING: IT professionals meet in Malmö for Near Field Communication conference. Click here for our coverage.

BREAKING: Community washing – what is it, and why does fedi smell so much? Click here.

TRAGIC: Reporter thinks of clever headline in car, can later recall this, but not what it was

BREAKING: Strange man in MNNH parking lot apprehended by MNNH private armed forces and sword brigade

BREAKING: MNNH offices on lockdown after strange man found in parking lot

BREAKING: EU emergency summit to discuss ban on podcasts to take place in Brussels next month

BREAKING: Big wedding expected today with big cars in attendance, but just how big a car is too big? Click here.

BREAKING: As international bread day hits an unsuspecting population amidships, we're asking all MNNH readers to send the word "bread" to us

BREAKING: Fediverse influencer Sun denies sending or receiving nudes on federated social media

BREAKING: Foxes are cute and fluffy, but are they also friend-shaped? Scientists say "yes", click here.

BREAKING: Leaks suggest that Avanti's "progress train" is part of a DfT campaign to turn public opinion against LGBT people by creating an "eyesore"

BREAKING: Berxit campaign for Bergen to leave Norway is trending again, as riots break out against the Norwegian occupation. Click here.

BREAKING: Consumer protection organisations to investigate Walmart after an investigation reveals that it does not sell walls.

BREAKING: Germany announces English language to be criminalised to protect children

BREAKING: Owners of pickup trucks experiencing "genuine oppression" in UK and Ireland as it emerges roads, car parks, and height restrictions are too small to accommodate these reasonably-sized vehicles

BREAKING: Users across the Fediverse are sharing their #FediTips, with many advising new users to "log off" and to "throw their computer into a lake". Another adds that this is "safe, and legal.". Full fact check, click here.