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BREAKING: Maoists celebrate "red surge" after Tiktok ban fears spark users to switch to other apps

BREAKING: Ed Davey issues statement saying that a world of treachery and torment, of trampling and being trampled upon, which grows not less but more merciless as it refines itself is a priority for most British voters

BREAKING: President-elect Trump defends wolves in statement, noting that many of his best friends are wolves.

BREAKING: Joe Biden promises that ravenous wolves WILL visit most Americans by the end of the week

BREAKING: President-elect Trump promises to "annihilate" frogs in explosive statement earlier today

BREAKING: Auto-maker BMW says new software update available for recent models improves waterproofing and makes cars amphibious

BREAKING: Monarchist influencer Arcana launches new campaign to militarise the NHS

BREAKING: Could a quango named after a meme headed by a man who accidentally bought a social network actually improve government efficiency? We take an exclusive look inside, click here.

BREAKING: Chinese netizens fear "Eternal January", as "annoying" Western TikTok users fling themselves at other Chinese social networks

BREAKING: Could celebrated web-comic phenomenon Homestuck soon be federating? Some say it's already happening, click here.

BREAKING: Mastodon CEO steps down; John Mastodon to be replaced by longtime contributor Eugen Rochko

BREAKING: Fediverse developers band together to release joint statement asking people to stop replying to posts, as popular opposition grows regarding "threads"

BREAKING: Our editorial staff investigated a drug fuelled night-core rave, and had a surprisingly good time. Click here for blurry photos.

BREAKING: US president Joe Biden issues unprompted denial that he's actually a frog. Click here for the facts.

BREAKING: What – or who – is "night core"? We take you inside the 2000s sensation that's being revived

BREAKING: UK chancellor Rachel Reeves announces woodcutting skill cape

BREAKING: Kier Starmer unveils new plan to turn UK into "Runescape superpower", sparking widespread confusion

BREAKING: Facebook announces new red verification mark, to be applied to accounts held by acceptable targets of harassment. This groundbreaking new feature will help clarify recent rule changes. Click here.