Notices by Free Mayonnaise (freemayonnaise@noauthority.social)

@dcc @amerika @Autumn @jazzilla

am I supposed to know enough eceleb trash overdosers of SSRIs to recognize this thing?

@amerika @Autumn @jazzilla

genetic realistic aka a fantasist
as demonstrated by the over-reach of the fake and gay sequencing initiative and misuse of RT-PCR all this genomic phylogenetic tree stuff is absolute scientific bullshit pushed by the derpstate human genome project transhumanist dogshit

unsurprised you bought it

@amerika @Autumn @jazzilla I don't need your 80 IQ exposition of the age old notions of superiority, you dumb faggot

@jazzilla @Autumn who's theory then, monsieur drive-by

@gentoobro @dcc @FortyTwo @ned wow, your millennial small pp social media energy is really strong on this one... me replying to your cries for attention is you winning. hmmm. I see. 😆 some delusional winning criterion right there bo linuxbro

@ned @FortyTwo @dcc @gentoobro coffee was first imported in wooden hulled ships, water would get through the hulls and some of the lower commodity goods including coffee beans would get wet and thus wet and moldy so in the interest of profits, the europeans (french/italians) encouraged "dark continental" and in particular "espresso" style coffees because, low and behold there are fucktards like yourself who think dark and high caffeine mold beans passed through an electric iron is a good drink.

@FortyTwo @dcc @gentoobro

doesn't matter how you brew it, the grind has to be right,
just stop talking already
and take your HRT pills in silence.

PS. It's better than gourmet, it's unobtanium to your bum licking palette

@FortyTwo @dcc @gentoobro

You're a 'tarded moran. Pic related. how do you burn drip coffee? you're talking some white nigger trash coffee maker junk so you obviously got what you deserve

the picture is the pinnacle of civilized coffee making and will be in the history books about what needs to be rebuilt after the collapse

@FortyTwo @dcc @gentoobro

I hurt your white nigger in the feelz.
I roast my own dry process ethiopian single estate goodshit and then do what an adult should do, just drip brew it and tell everyone else who thinks they have an opinion but is really a shart about stuff they don't understand to shut the fuck up already

I can tell you don't even own a $400 burr grinder cuz you're that kinda faggot

@dcc @FortyTwo @gentoobro
the greeks are doing it fine on their own and not a turk, I'm huwhite, you butt toy sticking eggplant

the only greek I respect is that guy living in the university dorm apartments for his entire life and charging foreigners rent on next door units while the administration and even the president seethe

greece is a cartoon strip in the news

@dcc @FortyTwo @gentoobro greeks are the original lazy fags, they invented nothing, they drink instant coffee Frogs have to send them due to austerity cuz they wont pay for the taxes on their inground pools, who cares, they're greek

@gentoobro @dcc @FortyTwo
you're a homersexual.
"tea strainer?"
ever heard of turkish coffee you soft pansy
just put the coffee in then the water stir with a spoon let it settle and don't be retarded and drink the grinds, purse your lips like the homer you are

@dcc @FortyTwo @gentoobro git gud, like with a Mr Coffee Thermal Carafe, that shit stays good and hot for like 12+ hours.

@gentoobro @FortyTwo make it directly in the cup then you unsophisticated knuckle dragging moran