Notices by Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)

@cjd
Why?

I'm typically of the "nothing ever happens" camp. With a low dose black pill habit.

But I gotta admit, Trump does seem to be making meaningful headway. And he's far more wise and effective than last time.

@charlie_root Wait for linux bros to come in and act morally superior in 3... 2... 1...

Today at church there was a lady in her 40's that gave testimony about how she was saved last year. All her family are atheists, all her friends are atheists. But she moved out of the city and into a house with a garden, and started gardening. By simply growing a rose and beholding that is it beautiful, she realised that it was created by God and immediately went to church.

@sickburnbro seriously though, it doesn't make sense. What is the motivation here? What does the prosecutor get out of it? There's no political angle here (other than keeping the crime rate low).

@freemayonnaise @FortyTwo @dcc @gentoobro I also enjoy the reproductive parts of a chicken that got shat out her butt. And milk that's been beaten till it goes hard, had all the moisture squeezed out of it, and left to go stale on the shelf for 6 months. Or if you can't be bothered waiting that long, just stir in some bacteria and eat it goopy in a week.

@freemayonnaise @gentoobro @dcc @FortyTwo seethe harder please. It's entertaining.

@FortyTwo @freemayonnaise @dcc @gentoobro fucking Americans and their drip coffee. I think you're all savages. I'll stick to never reading my New Yorker subscription thank you very much.

@BowsacNoodle LOL ngl, I like this ad. It's charming it's own rediculous MAGA energy. Still wouldn't vote for the guy.

@graf wait, FSE and SPC are gone?

@graf is there a reason they need new URLs? Does Pleroma not play nice with DNS updates or something.

@newman well at least it wasn't a man. Then she's really be in trouble.

@yukiame @Wyliesau @SirBlackthorne @FortyTwo @cbrooklyn112 @PNS seriously yuki, why do you keep shooting yourself in the foot tonight. Stop it.

@ufofeed @thadius
Here's the link to the video.
https://x.com/528vibes/status/1779661285992399335

@thadius @ufofeed Personally I'm of the "It's not aliens, It's never aliens, There are no aliens" persuasion. And I'm far more likely to believe this is a project bluebeam test.

@charliebrownau @fu @Aslanmane all right calm down commie.

@Aslanmane @fu Dude, this is just asking for trouble.

Also, I'm a landlord and I would go broke and my children would starve if I didn't receive a return on my CONSIDERABLE investment.

$15 for a basic domestic beer on tap at the bowling alley. Fuck.

@thor pretty sure there are more types of people than this.

2 different movies coming out on the same day have practically the same artwork.