Notices by Thorwegian ❄️ (thor@berserker.town), page 7

Scandinavian weather #AIart

@matrix accurate. i like how he gets all Broadway musical villainous near the end

having average political values, average sexual preferences and fairly common preferences for computers and smartphones makes me the weirdo on here.

you constantly have to argue with people who have unusual views and preferences. meanwhile, if i go talk to the man on the street about them, he'll mostly agree with me, or not have strong views on it.

when you've seen everything

#AIfail

bought an oil heater yesterday. it cost 700 NOK (€60). it has a revolutionary new feature: it falls apart while you assemble it.

🫡

it's almost 11. close to mid-day, but the sun isn't coming up much higher than this. here's my very long shadow.

she looks like she sings country

temperature adventure

AI mermaid with cat ears

took umpteen tries to even generate one good image. Stable Diffusion kept giving them legs, even when i told it not to.

beginning to suspect that the majority of the people who fled Twitter/X lean hard left. i'm less sure about what happened to the centrists and apolitical people.

"Bluesky" but pronounced like a Russian surname

Igor Bluesky

video explaining stereotypes about a country you barely knew anything about, so now you know how to be prejudiced about it 👍

i'm not looking for a programmer girl specifically, but there's a good chance she never goes outside, just like me 💀

in the 1920s, people barely had recorded music to listen to

if you wanted to have sex to music in the 1920s, you'd have to hire a band to play in your bedroom, which i imagine would get awkward.

"a one two thr"

"do you guys play by ear? we want the lights off."

and even if you had a phonograph and a wax roll to play on it, they all sounded like Tiny Tim.

"oooh aaah lalala *plays tiny ukulele*"

https://vimeo.com/75682933

take me on

fun instance logo. on the right is the coat of arms for Oslo.

when your calculations get sinful

former Norwegian chief of defence Sverre Diesen on Israel:

> Diesen considers that if Israel continues its current policy, it will lead itself into a situation where it can choose between two options that are equally bad:
>
> - They can remain a Jewish state, but in that case it must become an illiberal apartheid state where the Palestinians are treated as second-class citizens, or they can accept a state where the Palestinians are in the majority and will thus dominate politics, says Diesen to VG and continues:
>
> - It will probably result in Israel developing into a state that will not necessarily be particularly democratic, religiously tolerant or competently governed compared to the current Israeli government.

so, as i understand it, he's picturing a scenario where Israel annexes Gaza and treats it like a province.

Benjamin Netanyahu recently said that when the warfare stops, Israel will assume responsibility for security in Gaza. later, it was added that Israel isn't going to reoccupy Gaza, but demilitarise it. the US also thinks Israel can't reoccupy Gaza.

somewhat mixed messages, if you ask me. how can you be responsible for the security of an area without occupying it?