Notices by Thorwegian ❄️ (thor@berserker.town), page 32

duelling baños

wow, talk about mixed messages. i've got a loyalty card with a clothing chain and they just sent me an email where they offered me a 50% discount but also a warning that they'll end my membership if i don't buy anything from them again soon. needless to say, i don't go shopping for clothes very often...

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Kalash people of Pakistan - they claim to be descendants of the ancient Greeks

they couldn't figure out how to make them look right. but it's probably the angle that artists practice the least, because you only ever see it for stuff like mugshots.

posting technical stuff that no one cares about.

drawback: no one cares

benefit: no one cares

i wonder why our mayo is yellower than the Hellman stuff

they often accuse male authors and artists of having a "male gaze" in which every sexy detail of the female lead is described, while you're kept guessing as for the male lead's apperance.

but there is also a "female gaze"

female writers and cartoonists will drool over things that turn them on about dreamy men too.

my feeling is that women are every bit the dirty pigs that men are said to be.

as a fly on the wall in high school, i overheard how girls talk when nobody else is listening.

according to the bitchy girls in my high school class, i didn't count as a person, so they'd just ignore me and talk girl-to-girl, with me just a few feet away from them.

i know this, because one time, i cleared my throat and said "excuse me, i'm here, you know?"

reply: "yes, but we don't respect you."

i'm not kidding. they actually said that. i hadn't done anything to harm them. they were just bitchy.

Alex Gleason a.k.a. vegan soapbox Jesus

lol

smug bastards

according to many Europeans, America is a disaster and will collapse soon.

according to many Americans, Europe is a disaster and will collapse soon.

*nervously breathes into a harmonica*

@thatguyoverthere haven't been running Pleroma on my instance for a while. i'm on a custom fork of GlitchSoc.

@thatguyoverthere who boils chicken :disgusted:

why is it legal to boil chicken

what is trending, fellow kids

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@thatguyoverthere well, this lasted a few seconds and i could only hear what he was saying and the tone he was talking in. he was like "don't waste my time" etc. not outright angry. more arrogant.