Notices by GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) (greenskyoverme@ohai.social)

island
iswater

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3 anime characters:
People who think tea is better
People who think coffee is better
Alcoholics

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A message: me that atter we've had so many conversations about
this issue particularly I still
need to remind you ALL
THE TIME that trash
pickup is literally every
Friday. It's like you never
listen to me and I have to
tell you things over and
over and over. It's so, so
frustrating.
SUMMARY by a bot:
You forgot to take out the trash

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Marriage vs. PhD
Typical length:
7.5 years
7 years

Begins with:
A proposal
A thesis proposal

Culminates in a ceremony where you walk down an aisle dressed in a gown: checkmark checkmark

Usually entered into by:
Foolish young people in love
Foolish young people without a job

50% end in:
Bitter divorce
Bitter remorse

Involves exchange of:
Vows
Know-how

Until death do you part?
If you're lucky
If you're lazy

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Day, frog coding.
Night, human asks frog: How is your progress, you have been coding all day?
Frog: It’s fun, but I‘m stuck on this part.
Which part?
Choosing names for variables.

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Old Greek picture, Achilles gets an arrow in the back of the foot. He is labeled programmers and the arrow is labeled regex.

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If the UK followed the example of China and rapidly increased its investments in renewable energy, then it could achieve energy security without causing additional global warming. China emits the most carbon dioxide of any country in the world. But it is installing more renewable energy generation than the rest of the world combined.