Notices by 🎅 🎄 Festive Dave 🎄 🎅 (dave@gleasonator.com), page 10

@graf @Moon Not my joke, but having this many calories is a 2nd great reason not to eat uranium

@p @meowski @Nudhul Wait, some of the posts 8chan got in trouble for were posted by the FBI?

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Excellent 18-minute explainer video on how the greenhouse effect works, and why we know CO2 pollution is the primary driver behind the warming we’ve observed over the past 100+ years -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqu5DjzOBF8

@Marshall1Banana Yes, and rates of plant growth have increased due to higher CO2 concentrations, and they would help bring CO2 back down to pre-industrial levels. Note that it’s not linear though, and it’s going to take a loooong time for the CO2 to get taken out of the atmosphere naturally, which is why for a zero-CO2 scenario our future temp average forecast is relatively flat.

Note that for the zero-GHG scenario we do actually see a drop initially, but that’s going to be primarily because of methane, which has a 12 year half-life roughly when in it’s in the atmosphere.

@Heil_Honkler @Marshall1Banana Nope, you have once again fallen for a fake stat. Volcanoes put out around half a billion tons of CO2 annually (on average, obviously). We are currently putting out about 30 billion tons.

@Heil_Honkler @Marshall1Banana When a massive volcano eruption happens, global temperatures don’t rise, they drop, because the soot that has been thrown high into the atmosphere blocks more energy than is captured through slightly higher CO2 concentrations.

This, by the way, is why about a quarter of climate papers from the 1970s when the field was still young were predicting temperatures would drop, not rise, because some scientists believed the cooling effect from the aerosols we were putting out would outweigh the warming from CO2 increasing the strength of the greenhouse effect.

@Nudhul @Fullmetal4456 It’s gross, but it’s also cool

@Fullmetal4456 I, for one, am willing to submit to our new deepfake overlords

I can’t stand Stingy JeWs

@crunklord420 Hopefully we at least get some more growth on alternative platforms out of this

@Hyperhidrosis The thousand cock stare

The tweet that I couldn’t believe was real has spawned another that is somehow also real

Summary execution

Standing behind him is definitely the smart thing to do

@Herodor That thing is hideous, congratulations!

Boston’s new statue looks like someone holding a giant turd, and it’s fitting

I love ChatGPT