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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @DEERBLOOD @pepsi_man @BowsacNoodle @kf01 @shedinja "Oh! Thank you Mr. Beluga for returning my phone to... hey! Wait, this is a Vanilla Ice mix tape from 1992. Give me back my phone, you thieving whale!"
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@DEERBLOOD @pepsi_man @BowsacNoodle @kf01 @shedinja Yeah, don't volunteer too much info.
I prefer the mystery of not knowing how a talking beluga whale can run drills.
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@shedinja @BowsacNoodle @kf01 Yellow Fever Day
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@shedinja @BowsacNoodle @kf01 @DEERBLOOD In fairness, he'll probably have a better night tonight than us.
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii Who said there wasn't?
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii I'm taken, loser.
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii Do you understand the concept of banter?
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii "Be a man! Tell her how it's gonna be!"
- Dating advice from Peachy
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii (I was being silly, but it doesn't come thru in text.)
You are correct. It's just that guys have to tailor the way they say it depending on the girl's personality.
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii While that's a true statement, in fairness, different ways of saying things work on different people in general.
The last time I called the girl at McDonald's a ho and ordered her to make me a sandwich, it didn't go well for some reason.
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@pyrate @tyler @Owl Buying your goth gf from Amazon versus buying your goth gf from Wish.
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@Shadowman311 There's an extra level to it with Murdoch-chan being the one retrieving the DNA.
Layers.
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@DocScranton @matrix @degen That's amazing.
Nicholas Cage kills all the Five Night's at Freddy characters.
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@DocScranton @degen @matrix Wait... wut?
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@Rasterman @SuperSnekFriend We used to exorcise and curbstomp the demons.
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@YeetLibs Well, shucks, I don't care for people of color or affirmative action either!
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@Billy_Hughes @1nter4ri @Griffith @burner @Dan_Hulson @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux Is she?
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Dan_Hulson @Billy_Hughes @1nter4ri @Griffith @burner It's intentionally vague to keep me neutral in everything.
It could mean she likes torturing you, which makes Dan happy, BUT it could imply she's showing Mr. Hoppy a good time, which you'd appreciate.
Basically, it was funny, and I make no apologies.
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@Dan_Hulson @Billy_Hughes @1nter4ri @Griffith @burner @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux All I know is she's been choking a lot of frogs... 🤷
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