Notices by waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life), page 21

@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe *quickly hides Pleroma-tan magazine*

One day I will be able to read the Misskey nsfw doujinshi

@arcana@fedi.layer02.net @meso@netzsphaere.xyz I am turning Argentinian this is the problem

@splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network New Zealand implying the existence of an Old Zealand

ywn teach her basic social skills
ywn get bit when she gets mad because you didn't find her favorite fish
ywn use catnip to make her a sweetheart and give her lots of pats
ywn get scratched when she remembers what you did after the catnip effect goes away
ywn teach her how to use a spoon correctly
ywn have her sleep on top of you as you lie in bed
ywn listen to her story about how she killed a bird that one time for the 900th timewhy even live

@splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network why

@splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network you also have blue hair anime girl on your profile picture

@silverpill@mitra.social He is too friendly with elon, I doubt he will use threads more than x

only cringe thing miller has done in 6 months

@ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world @Rocket@shitposter.world @dcc@annihilation.social sometimes I pass in front of the place where they meet and think of vandalizing it but they would probably use that as a way of saying they're victims so i will just let them die of irrelevance

@ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world @Rocket@shitposter.world @dcc@annihilation.social I have been there personally and I wholeheartedly believe we should burn the whole place, it has been lost

@ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world @dcc@annihilation.social @Rocket@shitposter.world I was just walking around the city like i do sometimes

@anonicus@shitposter.world

This is Elena, the cowgirl maid that manages the milk from waifuism.life

@Jessica@kitsunes.club me using this so noone can access my pleroma-tan forbidden pictures

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com Por favor, deje su mensaje despues del tono... BEEP

@paula99@goreslut.xyz I-I...

@Nudhul@shitposter.world @paula99@goreslut.xyz actually real most Argentinian men look like that

@ren@infinitychuu.xyz he wouldn't understand that though

went to Argentina comic con today we had a great day I am extremely tired