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1. waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 02:19:48 JST waifu

   ywn teach her basic social skills
   ywn get bit when she gets mad because you didn't find her favorite fish
   ywn use catnip to make her a sweetheart and give her lots of pats
   ywn get scratched when she remembers what you did after the catnip effect goes away
   ywn teach her how to use a spoon correctly
   ywn have her sleep on top of you as you lie in bed
   ywn listen to her story about how she killed a bird that one time for the 900th timewhy even live