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ywn teach her basic social skills
ywn get bit when she gets mad because you didn't find her favorite fish
ywn use catnip to make her a sweetheart and give her lots of pats
ywn get scratched when she remembers what you did after the catnip effect goes away
ywn teach her how to use a spoon correctly
ywn have her sleep on top of you as you lie in bed
ywn listen to her story about how she killed a bird that one time for the 900th timewhy even live