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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Feb-2023 23:14:10 JST 
cool_boy_mew
Nintendo Direct tomorrow 5PM EST
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1622958367374458882
This is the right account, right?
Will have a watch at together at
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:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:08:40 JST 
:meru_B: b e a r d
@coolboymew huzzah! maybe we'll see half a screenshot of metroid prime 4!
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Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:13:47 JST 
Rasterman
@beardalaxy @coolboymew
Metroid Prime 4 release in 2023.
New Zelda final trailer.
Pikmin 4 available now.
New Wario Land.
New F-Zero.
Super Mario USA 2.
Urban Champion 2.
Ballon Fight HD.
Let's go! :pepe_starstruck:cool_boy_mew likes this.cool_boy_mew repeated this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:14:06 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Rasterman @beardalaxy
Balloon Fight HD < already exists in that Wii U launch game -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:14:19 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Ace66062 nintendo always does dude -
Ace Ice (ace66062@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:14:20 JST 
Ace Ice
@coolboymew I hope they show video games -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:16:20 JST
Rasterman
@coolboymew @beardalaxy Nintendo Land? -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:16:20 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Rasterman @beardalaxy yes -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:19:04 JST
Rasterman
@coolboymew @beardalaxy At moments like this, I wish my Wii U still worked. :pepesad.png: cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:19:21 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Rasterman @beardalaxy oh, it was the second mode only btw -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:19:29 JST
Rasterman
@beardalaxy @coolboymew They ought to star in a game where jumping mechanics don't make you want to slice your own throat. Last year I spent an afternoon with a friend playing all mountains on his NES Classic. Of course with level select that Nintendo kindly provided as they knew the game had awful difficulty based on terrible controls.
Yes, let's go, I'm in for a new Ice Climbers. Or as they are known in Japan, Ice Climber, because the woman is an accessory. :alexjonessmile:cool_boy_mew likes this. -
:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:19:30 JST
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@rasterman @coolboymew i'm personally banking on the ice climbers reboot
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:19:53 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Rasterman @beardalaxy Ice Climbers is unfortunately only fun for 5 mins -
Rocket (rocket@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:21:14 JST 
Rocket
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew I still haven't given up on the gameboy classic. And Super Mario Bros 3 Game & Watch. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:21:14 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Rocket @Rasterman @beardalaxy SMB3 Game and Watch only if they also include SMB2 and SMBL 1 and 2 as bonuses
But I want a Kirby one. KDL 1 and 2 and include Pinball, Star Stackers and maybe others as bonuses -
Rocket (rocket@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:21:15 JST
Rocket
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew Punch Out. Kid Icarus. Mario v Donkey Kong. -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:21:15 JST
Rasterman
@Rocket @beardalaxy @coolboymew All that and more is getting announced tomorrow. -
Rock DJ :fedora: :vibe: 💢 (dj@rojogato.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:23:13 JST 
Rock DJ :fedora: :vibe: 💢
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew
Cemu emulates the Wii U well now. It's been open sourced and works in Linux too. Hardware reqs are pretty low. I have it running on Ivy Bridge cpu and 7 year old gpu, no problem getting 45 - 60 fps on BotW.cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:23:34 JST
cool_boy_mew
@dj @Rasterman @beardalaxy you really want the gamepad for Nintendo Land tho'
But I suppose mouse will do just fine for Balloon Fight -
:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:25:36 JST
:meru_B: b e a r d
@coolboymew @rasterman yeah it's way too simple of a game. i'd honestly love a new ice climbers game that's kind of in the same vein as kirby and the forgotten land. just a really solid and fun 3d platformer that takes place on a big mountain. maybe with some puzzles thrown in. it could even be two player!
it's kind of crazy that, of all the nintendo characters, ice climbers made their way into melee and smash in general, despite only having one (really boring) game on the NES. was it really big back in the day or something??
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:25:58 JST
cool_boy_mew
@beardalaxy @Rasterman no idea, but most smash has a "WTF" character or two, might be what they were going for -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:27:59 JST
cool_boy_mew
@beardalaxy @NettoHikari @Rasterman I really need to hack mine already
How easy it is now? -
:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:28:00 JST
:meru_B: b e a r d
@NettoHikari @coolboymew @rasterman yeah the wii u is THE best console to have if you want to experience nintendo's entire catalog from wii u and prior. really easy to hack. it's got the best DS emulation of any device period, for the sole reason that there are two screens, and the bottom screen has all the controls on it. there is no other experience like that.
wish i didn't have to sell mine but unfortunately was hurting for money at the time.
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Netto Hikari 🇩🇪🇯🇵❤️🇺🇦 (nettohikari@social.nettohikari.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:28:24 JST 
Netto Hikari 🇩🇪🇯🇵❤️🇺🇦
I do be lovin' my Wii U. I never understood the hate it gets. Mine is modded and can play Wii U, Wii and Gamecube games just fine. And of course N64 and other consoles. -
:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:29:55 JST
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@coolboymew @rasterman @NettoHikari about as easy as it is to hack a wii. just has one of those DNS hacks, installs a channel and there ya go.
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:29:55 JST
cool_boy_mew
@beardalaxy @Rasterman @NettoHikari Wow nice. Really gotta go get on this soon
Any guides? -
Netto Hikari 🇩🇪🇯🇵❤️🇺🇦 (nettohikari@social.nettohikari.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:30:02 JST
Netto Hikari 🇩🇪🇯🇵❤️🇺🇦
https://wiiu.hacks.guide/#/
Very easy.cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:57:27 JST
Rasterman
@coolboymew @beardalaxy If that. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
WeebFirstGames (weebfirstgames@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:59:26 JST 
WeebFirstGames
@coolboymew Donkey Kong country collection...
For only 60 bucks you get all 3 SNES games, LFG!!!!!!cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:59:31 JST
cool_boy_mew
@WeebFirstGames meh, I have them all already -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 00:59:40 JST
Rasterman
@NettoHikari @beardalaxy @coolboymew I never got the chance to hack mine. I was playing Mario Maker, it froze, then I restart it and red light goes blue for a second, then back to red. It's been like that since 2017. :pepe_suicide: No one wants to try fixing it either. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:01:08 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @NettoHikari that happened to me and it might be the power block -
WeebFirstGames (weebfirstgames@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:01:16 JST
WeebFirstGames
@coolboymew Seriously tho, get some GBA games on the vc. Sword of Mana, Mother 3, etc. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced) (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:02:05 JST 
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced)
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew and @ the entire thread cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:04:09 JST
cool_boy_mew
@mrsaturday @why @Rasterman @beardalaxy whiny fuckers, that's what -
☻ (mrsaturday@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:04:10 JST 
☻
@why @Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew 4chan used to love Nintendo Directs because it meant no more relying on game journos. What happened? -
Rock DJ :fedora: :vibe: 💢 (dj@rojogato.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:07:16 JST
Rock DJ :fedora: :vibe: 💢
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew
If you use .deb package distro like ubuntu you just download and it's ready to play. It's possible to use PS4/5, Switch controllers that have motion controls. Also works with more basic gamepads.cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:07:17 JST
Rasterman
@dj @beardalaxy @coolboymew I don't know what those words mean; but I know about Cemu. It's just no the same if you don't have the clunky gamepad in your hands.
I haven't tried the Linux version. Don't remember why. Did it work like Windows or did it require compiling or something WEIRD like that?
I certainly installed all my Wii U games on Cemu for the day I go back to them, though. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:10:29 JST
cool_boy_mew
@why @mrsaturday @Rasterman @beardalaxy I miss Iwata
But even without Iwata the directs are 100% better than the crap Microsoft and Sony shits out -
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced) (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:10:30 JST
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced)
@mrsaturday @Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew iwata directs had soul, nintendo had to sell that soul for switch sales figures -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:14:02 JST
cool_boy_mew
@why @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mrsaturday yeah, and they suck to watch -
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced) (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:14:03 JST
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced)
@coolboymew @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mrsaturday directs are exactly how microsoft and sony do their conferences, the latest xbox direct dropped a full ass game which has always been a nintendo move -
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced) (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:18:53 JST
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced)
@coolboymew @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mrsaturday so do nintendo directs
>heres a 5 year late indie port
>heres a warriors spinoff
>heres some EA trash
>heres a port of a 360 game
>new game added to NES Online: Scrunt
>Arms DLC
>AAA game (cloud version) ($60)
>and one final thing
>black screen
>musical cues
>metroid prime 4 has been delayed another 3 years
>that's all!!! -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:18:53 JST
cool_boy_mew
@why @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mrsaturday
meanwhile
>Sony
>Here's games that won't come out in the next 5 years
>Games that are multiplatforms that you would just be better ti get on Steam
>AAA Sony garbage
>AAA Square garbage
The end
Microsoft
>Everything is bland and suck -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 01:29:59 JST
Rasterman
@coolboymew @beardalaxy @NettoHikari If I were a betting man, I'd wager something similar happens to you, but not quite that. Years of looking have shown me all the HYSTERICAL :pepedisappoint.png: ways a Wii U can not turn on and there are many, and my issue seems almost non-existent.
I do love when I find one guy with the issue make a post and nobody replied. :loli_suicide:cool_boy_mew likes this. -
mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:12:27 JST 
mangeurdenuage
@coolboymew @why @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mrsaturday Toucher but it's not because something is 100% better than the other "competitors" that it means it isn't worse than the previous years. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:12:43 JST
cool_boy_mew
@mangeurdenuage @NettoHikari @Rasterman @beardalaxy it's been posted already -
mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:12:44 JST
mangeurdenuage
@coolboymew @beardalaxy @NettoHikari @Rasterman
>Any guides?
Pretty please ? -
mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:20:09 JST
mangeurdenuage
@why @coolboymew @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mrsaturday Nintendo really died when Iwata passed away. -
mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:20:18 JST
mangeurdenuage
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew @mrsaturday @why Thanks satan :sadge: cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:20:19 JST
Rasterman
@mangeurdenuage @beardalaxy @coolboymew @mrsaturday @why >Nintendo really died when Iwata passed away.
>sales skyrocket
🔥 Periodic CEO sacrifices! 🔥cool_boy_mew likes this. -
mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:20:26 JST
mangeurdenuage
@coolboymew @NettoHikari @Rasterman @beardalaxy
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mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:20:33 JST
mangeurdenuage
@coolboymew @NettoHikari @Rasterman @beardalaxy Thanks, I just saw it ;) cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:21:52 JST
Rasterman
@why @beardalaxy @coolboymew @mrsaturday You had me until ARMS DLC.
I'm hoping we get an ARMS/Cooking Mama crossover where you play as Min Min running the restaurant.cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:22:16 JST
cool_boy_mew
@ROYALTY Switch 2 would probably be announced around now to "E3" -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:22:26 JST
Rasterman
@dj @beardalaxy @coolboymew Hope +1. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
ROYALTY (royalty@mirr0r.city)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:22:30 JST 
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@coolboymew when do you guys think a new switch model will be released :pepe_happy: -
Rocket (rocket@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:46:39 JST
Rocket
@coolboymew @ROYALTY The switch was not announced until October before a March release. The "NX" project was announced two years before the Switch's release. I expect a "new console" announcement with no name and no details soonish. New console approximately March, 2024. I love the Switch, but it is on its last legs and everyone knows it. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:46:49 JST
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@Rocket @ROYALTY it's really time for a change, yes -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:47:06 JST
cool_boy_mew
@natsock @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why nah -
NatSock (natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:47:07 JST 
NatSock
@mangeurdenuage
Iwata was a bad CEO.
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew @mrsaturday @why -
Leyonhjelm :ek2_ribbon: (leyonhjelm@social.lovingexpressions.net)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:47:40 JST 
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@coolboymew
I'm not even expecting a "Switch 2" so much as updated hardware that has a higher resolution display on the unit instead of 720p. And maybe an upgrade from the eye-fatiguing OLED that drives my wife nuts if the brightness isn't maxed.
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:47:55 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Leyonhjelm @ROYALTY Switch "Pro" makes no sense anymore, it's been just too long -
NatSock (natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:48:03 JST
NatSock
@coolboymew
I’ll be therecool_boy_mew likes this. -
ROYALTY (royalty@mirr0r.city)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:53:24 JST
ROYALTY
@Rocket @coolboymew
For such a weak handheld the switch has been a stupid success, the console doesn't even have themes or custom icons yet. Now imagine if Nintendo actually tried. Now that Nintendo recovered from the Wii U I can't wait for them to combine the versatility of the switch with the soul of a 3ds :firefox:cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Leyonhjelm :ek2_ribbon: (leyonhjelm@social.lovingexpressions.net)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 03:37:42 JST
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@coolboymew
I don't think a fundamentally incompatible console makes a lot of sense right now but that hasn't stopped game companies before. So I hope it's just a hardware upgrade if they announce something.
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 03:37:42 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Leyonhjelm @ROYALTY new hardware doesn't necessarily means that it will be incompatible -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 03:43:59 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Leyonhjelm @ROYALTY Heard long standing rumours of a certain chip they could be using which should keep the compatibility
I also agree that they should keep the compatibility and form factor this time around -
Leyonhjelm :ek2_ribbon: (leyonhjelm@social.lovingexpressions.net)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 03:44:00 JST
Leyonhjelm :ek2_ribbon:
@coolboymew
Right, and that's why I'm hoping.
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Leyonhjelm :ek2_ribbon: (leyonhjelm@social.lovingexpressions.net)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 03:51:15 JST
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@coolboymew
I think they genuinely have found the sweet spot with the switch. People who want something else won't go Nintendo no matter what Nintendo does at this point.
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 04:46:24 JST
cool_boy_mew
@natsock @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why bad opinion
We're gonna forget all the Yamauchi bad decisions? -
NatSock (natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 04:46:25 JST
NatSock
@coolboymew
Here we go
*Iwata is promoted*
NDS - Gimmick machine that was only popular because Game Boy lineage and ultra-cheap
Wii - Gimmick machine, spurned core audience to become a fad
Wii U - Gimmick machine, worst clusterfuck since the 16/32-bit shovelconsole age. Casuals predictably didn't even have enough brand loyalty to discern it wasn't an expensive accessory. Sold less than the Xbox Series, which is an absolute bomba and released during a worldwide supply chain collapse.
3DS - Gimmick machine with a bunch of high-profile disasters, sold less than half of NDS (no Game Boy bump to save it)
*Iwata dies*
Switch - Form factor people have been asking for since before the Wii was revealed. Just a good game system. On its way to becoming best-selling console AND handheld of all time.
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:08:17 JST
cool_boy_mew
@natsock @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why nah, you don't know the full history of the thing -
NatSock (natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:08:18 JST
NatSock
@coolboymew
Not at all! Every decision Nintendo made between the SNES and Switch was a disaster, held up entirely by Miyamoto games and Smash. This is evidenced by PlayStation’s domination of gaming for a long time (before fucking it up in their own right).
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:11:39 JST
cool_boy_mew
@natsock @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why I kinda am, but Sony had a long history of retarded ideas and the devs somehow stuck around regardless. The devs absolutely got stockholm syndrome to the level where Falcom was even looking to support Stadia over the switch at some point ( :aniwhat: ) -
NatSock (natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:11:40 JST
NatSock
@coolboymew
Well, I do. And I would love to be corrected, if you aren’t too busy.
@Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why -
errante (errante@rot.gives)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:12:01 JST 
errante
@coolboymew @Rasterman @beardalaxy @natsock @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why learn the full history at this website http://epicgort.com/ cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:15:57 JST
cool_boy_mew
@natsock @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why While the western devs literally fell for the gaming journos "muh kiddy" bullshit and didn't even attempt to try releasing anything on it. They did not release Psychonauts on Gamecube, citing "lack of interest" when it's a game that would have probably done the best on said platform (Sonic games greatly outsold Sonic games released on PS2 and Xbox by a fuck load, btw) -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:20:02 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Nudhul @natsock @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why yeah, the sold sold a fuckload but also got snubbed by a lot of devs. It was right during the AAA train so a lot of western devs didn't even attempt to try to release something on it -
Nudhul (nudhul@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:20:03 JST 
Nudhul
@natsock @Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why >what is the nintendo wii -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:21:24 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock @why And then you had Capcom "endless tests" (which are still going on, TODAY) where they release some fucking spinoff and go "Uhh, this is a test to see if it sells", they all sold magnificently and we got rewarded with MORE TESTS -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:36:30 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock @why Anyways, the tl;dr is that the Yamauchi bad decisions, one of them steamed from the Sony Snes CD break up and not wanting to pay Sony for fucking CDs, lead to them getting fucked especially hard during the N64
The rest of it however is really fucking weird dev mentality that stated and plague during the Iwata presidency. The reality is that Sony also fucked devs hard, for example, SoA blocked a SHITLOAD of games. Apparently we would have gotten a PS2 Sakura Wars game early??? but it was blocked??? We didn't get the Megaman Legends collection on PSP because SoA has a "port should have x% of new content" policy, meanwhile Nintendo had a "publish whatever the fuck" policy during the Wii that devs didn't really take advantage of. And then you had weird shit during the Wii U like EA porting Mass Effect 3, a continuing storyline game to a console that had none of the other, at full price, which the other consoles got 1 to 3 collection at a discount. I have heard EA went around during the Developper's Conference going about how shit don't sell on the Wii U. And then you had Ubisoft having an ENTIRE FUCKING SUMMER to themselves for the Rayman game.... to delay it, and release all versions... At the same time as GTA5
Fast forward to more recently with the Sony dropping the Vita hard, PS5 looking sad and can't be bought and Switch selling a truckload, again, but it took time for devs to jump in (again). We got the odd small port devs actually trying to release stuff. Doom, Witcher 3, etc... And Wow, surprise, these games actually sell?!?!
And etc, etc, etc. It looks like a lot of devs, on the japanese side, got stockholmed syndrome'd for the lazy fact that "Shit sold on Playstation, and Ps1 and Ps2 sold a boatload" and that's about it -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:46:50 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock @why Also, the state of game journalism was so bad on Nintendo's side, because doom and gloom at EVERY announcements, that Nintendo had to create the Nintendo Direct format. I believe even Iwata said so himself -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:52:41 JST
cool_boy_mew
@hj @Rasterman @beardalaxy @natsock @Nudhul @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why Reminder that this was the GC/Wii era where magazines were still mostly a thing too
The game journalism fucking sucked ass. You had Pachter terrible fucking predictions, every other week some smartass with a "what Nintendo should do" article while the whole website sucked AAA dick -
Proud owner of a potato sack :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:52:42 JST 
Proud owner of a potato sack :flag:
@coolboymew @Rasterman @beardalaxy @natsock @Nudhul @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why >videogame journalism
>nintendo direct format
FILTHY FRANK RESPONDS TO #GAMER… -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:55:09 JST
cool_boy_mew
@hj @Rasterman @beardalaxy @natsock @Nudhul @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why what changed is that nobody gives a fuck about gaming journalism now, you have a shitload of news channel, news directly from the company, etc. You have lots of options. The options were lesser back then -
Proud owner of a potato sack :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:55:10 JST
Proud owner of a potato sack :flag:
@coolboymew @Rasterman @beardalaxy @natsock @Nudhul @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why and? nothing really has changed. -
NatSock (natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 05:56:43 JST
NatSock
@coolboymew
I hate niggers and while that is my only reply, I have read and considered everything you wrote. Actually, I’ll add that the console business can be very unforgiving.
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Why (Bloomed & Unhanced) (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 07:51:13 JST
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced)
@natsock @Rasterman @beardalaxy @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday
>switch 2 and switch 2 pro
why do nintendo fans think they know how much NPD costs and know exactly what would be a slam dunk? do you work as an executive for a billion dollar corporation? do you even have a business degree? do you even have a job?? -
:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 07:51:14 JST
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@natsock @rasterman @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why I honestly don't think Nintendo changed that much. A lot of stuff that came out well after iwata died was still in the oven while he was alive and acting CEO. There were questionable business decisions then, and there still are now. From going behind the scenes to shut down Project M, to not letting online Melee tournaments happen because of it being modded to do so during COVID-19 where nobody could meet in person. Iwata was closely involved in the development of the Switch as well. The Wii sold like a mother fucker and has some incredible games on it (Mario Galaxy, anyone?). The Wii U would have tanked Nintendo (due to horrible advertising, the games were really good) if it weren't for the 3DS, which still sold pretty well all things considered, and had a pretty good duration of support.
Before Iwata, you had the GameCube, N64, and SNES, all of which had absolutely amazing games but suffered from some critical design errors/business decisions especially for the time (I liken the Wii U to them in a way). You had major IPs like Final Fantasy jumping ship because cartridges didn't have enough space, and that would continue through to the Wii and even today on the switch in some cases (which has led to the horrible advent of buying streamed games).Nintendo has incredible games, often times with really unique and polished gameplay you can't find anywhere else. They have always made very weird decisions for their systems and sometimes that has come back to bite them. They are somehow always simultaneously ahead of the curve and behind the times. The rest of the market is typically what dictates how well something they put out well be received, and you can see that tenfold with the switch. Even though it is super underpowered, it fills the handheld niche insanely well and the games are focused on good gameplay, rather than the shit many people are getting tired of from Playstation especially. As a reminder, the Switch was basically fully developed with Iwata overseeing the project. If you ask someone what consoles they have, it is likely they own a Switch. Just as it was with the Wii.
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NatSock (natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 07:51:14 JST
NatSock
@beardalaxy
>If you ask someone what consoles they have, it is likely they own a Switch. Just as it was with the Wii.
I would not venture to compare the two. The Switch has legs beyond being a fad for casuals. Nintendo could release a Switch 2 and Switch 2 Pro and print yen for another decade. The Wii was a fidget spinner.
>the Switch was basically fully developed with Iwata overseeing the project
We'll never get the truth because it's Japan, but I earnestly doubt he was "fully" overseeing anything in the couple years leading up to his death.
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:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 07:51:47 JST
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@why @rasterman @natsock @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday it's hard to say whether or not there will be a switch 2 or switch pro. they have iterated time and time again on their handhelds, but the only console to get an iteration was the wii with the wii u, and even then it was really in name only. nintendo is always cooking up something different and unique for their main consoles, for better or worse. given that the switch is a hybrid between these two, who really knows what they're going to do going forward. everyone is pressuring them into making essentially a beefier switch, but perhaps the logistics aren't in it for them in term of pricing it well enough while still having it be a more powerful machine (let alone talks of battery life).
my prediction is that they will come out with a completely new console that can play switch games but is not able to be played on the go, then keep developing games for the switch that are essentially boosted on the new stay-at-home console. i don't really see any other option for them at this point unless they want to release what is essentially a steam deck but locked down to nintendo stuff only, and that includes the price of the deck as well. i can't see that being a very "nintendo" move.
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 07:51:47 JST
cool_boy_mew
@beardalaxy @why @Rasterman @natsock @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday
>my prediction is that they will come out with a completely new console that can play switch games but is not able to be played on the go
Doesn't sounds too likely. Consoles are more and more fucked by computers. The Switch being the Switch was mostly the portability + dockability and also why they're dominating Japan -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 07:57:03 JST
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@beardalaxy @Rasterman @natsock @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why Pretty sure the ports doesn't allow enough bandwidth for anything enhanced from the dock -
:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 07:57:04 JST
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@coolboymew @rasterman @natsock @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why maybe "completely new console" is a bad way of putting it. an add-on for the switch, like an enhanced dock or something, might be what they shoot out. i really just don't think a portable system that's more powerful than the switch (at least, for modern standards) is in the cards at the moment. there are battery life and cost issues.
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Nudhul (nudhul@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:04:55 JST
Nudhul
@coolboymew @hj @Rasterman @beardalaxy @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock @why #gamergate wasnt about game journalism in and of itself, but rather how said "journalists" treated their audience with utter contempt and how big name asswipe rags circled the wagons to protect them from pushback while making shit up wholecloth about their critics revealing how vile the whole industry is top to bottom. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:05:32 JST
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@Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @hj @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock @why we're talking pre-GG and pre-mass SJW bullshit here -
Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:06:29 JST 
Moon
@Nudhul @coolboymew @Rasterman @beardalaxy @hj @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock @why why we talking about gamergate again lately -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:06:29 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Moon @Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @hj @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock @why it's irrelevant for the convo. Wii was 2006, Wii U was 2012. Directs were made during the Wii IIRC -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:06:39 JST
cool_boy_mew
@why @Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @hj @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock poutine -
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced) (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:06:40 JST
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced)
@coolboymew @Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @hj @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock can we talk about something else like what im gonna have for dinner? -
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced) (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:13:51 JST
Why (Bloomed & Unhanced)
@coolboymew @Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @hj @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock sounds good but i should make my own, gotta get fries and gravy and shit cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:14:01 JST
cool_boy_mew
@why @Nudhul @Rasterman @beardalaxy @hj @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock nice, please do -
Nudhul (nudhul@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 08:20:15 JST
Nudhul
@coolboymew @Rasterman @beardalaxy @hj @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @natsock @why meant that to be a reply to the filthy frank post cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 09:20:49 JST
Rasterman
@beardalaxy @why @natsock @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday Introducing... the Switch 2.
Can't go wrong with that.cool_boy_mew likes this. -
:meru_B: b e a r d (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 09:20:50 JST
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@why @rasterman @natsock @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday the switch branding and popularity is way too insanely popular at the moment, so i'm sure they are being super careful to avoid another wii u situation where everyone thinks the "switch pro" is just an addon or something (unless it really is just an addon and not a brand new console, which i think would be preferable).
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D Forrester (musicvideoguy@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 22:12:30 JST 
D Forrester
@natsock @beardalaxy @Rasterman @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why I liked aiming with the Wiimote, that's the closest I've felt to mouse and keyboard aiming on a console besides just plugging in a USB mouse like on old playstations that I can't even remember which one allowed. Fuck moving a targeting reticle with analog sticks. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 23:51:59 JST
Rasterman
@MusicVideoGuy @beardalaxy @natsock @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @why >Fuck moving a targeting reticle with analog sticks.
I can relate.
It's why I have skipped Metroid Prime but could play Other M just fine*!
*definition of "fine" may vary -
NatSock (natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 23:51:59 JST
NatSock
@Rasterman
You should play Prime 1. It's really good and you don't actually need to aim, it's designed for auto-lock. That said, there is a hacked PC release that provides mouselook.
@MusicVideoGuy @beardalaxy @coolboymew @mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday @whycool_boy_mew likes this.
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