get midnight text: “hey what’s hypeborea?”
“uh, hard to explain, where’d you see it?”
“this”
“uh……it’s a whole um….thing”
get midnight text: “hey what’s hypeborea?”
“uh, hard to explain, where’d you see it?”
“this”
“uh……it’s a whole um….thing”
aahhhhhhh its a video and its so much worse from there
going back to sleep though
but aaaaaaaaaaaah
@RatPoster have WOMEN gone too far
@skylar even after all this time she doesn’t understand how timezones work.
if it’s 9 pm in her bedroom, it’s 9 pm everywhere
@LordMordred @skylar yeah she didnt wanna send it to me after she saw the rest of it, too embarrassed
NIGGA YOU THE ONLY SCHIZO AROUND HRE. I’LL DROPKICK YOUR ASS DOWN AN ELEVATOR, FAGGOT
@Kirino @WandererUber @moomin From what I recall from genetics class, it’s not entirely wrong? I think the optimum distance is in the neighborhood of single-digit cousin relations, like 6-9th. You end up getting the best of your own greater genome w/ enough diversity.
IRL experience has tended to prove that out to me, pretty much all my biggest problem-child friends were some kind of half-breed
This post makes me not want to be racist anymore.
@Kirino @WandererUber @moomin Me, sitting in college: “boy, $2,000 is a lot of money for this course, but I need it for my future career. Money well spent, I guess“
10 years later: “uh actually your optimum level of incest is 8th cousins“
@Kirino @WandererUber @moomin Yeah, just adding that they’ve already established that the full-on optimum partner is loosely related to you in some fashion, so the hypothetical that I’d be better off having babies with my sister than I would an african she-boon passes the sniff test too, as gross as it sounds
9th cousin is a whole other ballpark from sister. We’re talking potentially millions. I would be willing to bet nearly everyone you speak to and grew up with (who were not immigrants) are/were your 9th cousin.
@chainsaw_appreciator @skylar @LordMordred despite 2 diff. people describing the plot to me I only now realized there are TWO female characters in it
(I’m not super attentive)
@dassauerkraut Gf. Par for the course with her, she’s very into this kind of storyline, where the brother is protective and upstanding, and slowly seduced by his delicate, eyes-only-for-him sister
in a similar vein:
@WandererUber @Kirino @moomin I think of it more on a temperament and soul level. The kind of heart needed to survive for centuries in africa, china, and america are entirely different things. Just like crossbreeding a labrador with a coyote, the resulting person has two separate, immiscible natures inside always pulling them in diff. directions
@dassauerkraut It’s a whole thing, I’ve talked about the dynamic a lot already and why it’s getting ground in the female circles. I’ve known multiple girls who are quite enthused by the sibling dynamic
It took me a bit to get over the ickiness of it, but I at least understand it now. And some of the stories are pretty cute, if you just pretend not to hear every time the MC says “my sister”. If you understand why it’s hot, then you have a key to this type of girl’s heart. Just follow the road map and you’ll be her dream guy in no time.
@WandererUber @Kirino @moomin The guy that got me thinking about it originally was a hapafren talking about how most of the time he was invisible and unseen, quietly sitting in the back….but hated that about himself. He didn’t WANT to be like that, but he just couldn’t get his brain to put himself out there and be the class clown, to make a scene, to be in front of the camera.
It makes sense, because his chinese ancestors had to survive that way much more than his american cowboy ones
@Quentel @dassauerkraut Yeah it sucks having someone who likes staying at home and eschews contact w/ other men, who’d want THAT?
It’s pretty harmless compared to the other items in the Female Fetish catalog
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