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1. Holly Jolly D-Droid (d-droid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:57:48 JST Holly Jolly D-Droid
   I just realized Baldur's Gate 3 is unironically just this comic as a video game
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   • Druid (druid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:57:46 JST Druid

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @deprecated_ii @D-Droid I never really cared about character customization. I want to play a game, I'm already tired of your damn cutscenes, I know I'm going to have to suffer through tutorial quests immediately after, I don't want to spend an hour perfectly sculpting my character. I'm here for Total Orc Death. Does the PC look Aryan? Then we're good, let's figure out who's poisoning the well and sacrificing children to their dark god.
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   • d (deprecated_ii@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:57:47 JST d

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     @D-Droid is this the one where the devs were complaining that people weren't being creative enough in making their characters
     
     ...yes it is
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   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:57:47 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     @deprecated_ii @D-Droid Of course when you have a large number of customization options, people will ignore most of them.
     
     Each customization option that gets ignored is one data point in favor of "default." Even if everyone is playing some crazy off-the-wall shit, this is *still* the result you should've expected!
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   • Holly Jolly D-Droid (d-droid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:58:34 JST Holly Jolly D-Droid

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     Here’s some other awful shit that went unnoticed compared to animal fucking
   • Turdicus, of Christmas Time (turdicus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:04 JST Turdicus, of Christmas Time

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     @deprecated_ii @D-Droid Sorry that no one wants to be a gay black demon when they’re trying to enjoy a video game

   • Giar Naga Thar (dicer@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:06 JST Giar Naga Thar

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     @deprecated_ii @D-Droid Thanks, needed to save that
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   • Giar Naga Thar (dicer@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:11 JST Giar Naga Thar

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     @deprecated_ii @D-Droid
   • Eoka Pistol (mutsu_a125@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:12 JST Eoka Pistol

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     @deprecated_ii @D-Droid Straight white human male with a sword.
   • d (deprecated_ii@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:15 JST d

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     @Dicer @D-Droid gamepressure.com/newsroom/baldurs-gate-3-devs-disappointed-with-lack-of-player-creativity/zf263d
   • Holly Jolly D-Droid (d-droid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:30 JST Holly Jolly D-Droid

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     @deprecated_ii Do they not understand that everything that isn't White/Male/Human/Fighter is just content for females and brown people?
     
     Of course the White Males are going to play the Race/Class that represents them
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   • Rat Poster (ratposter@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:36 JST Rat Poster

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     @deprecated_ii @D-Droid Human male wizard or fighter is always the first run, all the weird shit is religated to gimmick runs if the game is good enough to warrent it.
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   • Paleloon (paleloon@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:39 JST Paleloon

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     @D-Droid @deprecated_ii I mean sometimes for a second or third fuck around run i might make a horrific monstrosity but yeah white male human is a good starter kit
   • Christmasfrend🎄 (centurianfrend@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:47 JST Christmasfrend🎄

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     @RatPoster @deprecated_ii @D-Droid Like wearing a magic hat to trick people in divinity original sin 2 into thinking i wasn't a skeleton.
   • Holly Jolly D-Droid (d-droid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:50 JST Holly Jolly D-Droid

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     @RatPoster @deprecated_ii "Ah I've roleplayed being an Aryan Gigachad perfectly this run, let's try a run as a subhumanoid this time"
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   • Groomschild (groomschild@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:53 JST Groomschild

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     @D-Droid @RatPoster @deprecated_ii The run to collect the most fried chicken
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   • Rusty Crab (rustycrab@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:57 JST Rusty Crab

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     @D-Droid @deprecated_ii what's the point of getting it on with a lusty argonian maid if I can't be a self insert
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   • Holly Jolly D-Droid (d-droid@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 15:59:58 JST Holly Jolly D-Droid

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     @deprecated_ii They hate us for speaking the truth
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   • Lester Cordell (c_j_s@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:01 JST Lester Cordell

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     @deprecated_ii @D-Droid They were probably hoping to use those stats as evidence way more fags, non-whites and women play.
   • Skrunt🚪 (james10550088@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:04 JST Skrunt🚪

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     @Groomschild @D-Droid @RatPoster @deprecated_ii Literal nigger runs are pretty fun if you can pull it off.
   • Rat Poster (ratposter@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:21 JST Rat Poster

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     @D-Droid @deprecated_ii You joke, but it's incredibly funny to play a sub 60 iq retard in arcanum.
   • Peter (mcmlxviiotg@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:23 JST Peter

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     >bland
     Why don't they just come right out and admit that the gamers picking *normal* characters pisses them off? There's a pretty large divide in what they're pushing and what people actually want.
     
     Tough guy? Duke Nukem. Simple. Tough chick? Sure. Have Samus, she's easy on the eyes. But some androgynous freak with flashy multi-color outfits? Nope. that's just gay.
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   • BroDrillard (brodrillard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:35 JST BroDrillard

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     While we're complaining 'bout games. I hate when boss fights require mixing all kinds of potions and buffs beforehand. I don't want to collect blue flowers and dwarf farts to make magic potions or make muh weapons not suck. I'm here to kill orcs, let me at them.
   • Anime Wong (elliptica@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:40 JST Anime Wong

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     @RustyCrab @D-Droid @deprecated_ii Game devs get upset when you are not secretly a scaley.
   • BroDrillard (brodrillard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:43 JST BroDrillard

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     They'll eventually remove the straight White male option to force players into weird gay characters.
   • mmmfeet (mmmfeet@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:46 JST mmmfeet

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     @D-Droid Kill faggots. Behead faggots. Launch faggots into the sun
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   • mmmfeet (mmmfeet@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:00:46 JST mmmfeet

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     @D-Droid Only women should be sexalized in media, men should just be cool.
   • Machismo (zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 10-Jul-2023 16:07:53 JST Machismo

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     @deprecated_ii @D-Droid "Hmm, completed my aryan xenophobe run. But it was a decent enough game, I wouldn't mind going through again. What should I play...
     Ah, of course, aryan xenophobe femoid. The perfect waifu."