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Monsignor_DickFace (monsignor_dickface@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 11:34:45 JST Monsignor_DickFace @flux @Humpleupagus @TheEternalBungholio @WashedOutGundamPilot Let's not get too fanciful...all that is cool and all, but what are the odds I can find a broad like that? - Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 11:37:16 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Monsignor_DickFace @flux @Humpleupagus @TheEternalBungholio Grandpa always said the most important were “Kind-Hearted” and “Malleable”, since “everything good stems from those”.
I pushed back on it for way too long, but it’s very right. You grow together, older, bitter, baggage-laden ladies are just set in their own retarded ways, and act like they’re doing you a trade every time you push them to change some habit.
Ex: “Uh, why would I squeegee the shower? Okay, I will, but you owe me”
Where as a girl who’s prompt to meet you halfway (or more): “Oh, wait, that’s how it works? why didn’t I know that? cool”
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Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: (thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 19:40:10 JST Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: @Humpleupagus @flux @Monsignor_DickFace @TheEternalBungholio @WashedOutGundamPilot > strong jaw, hairy pits -
Monsignor_DickFace (monsignor_dickface@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 19:40:11 JST Monsignor_DickFace @Humpleupagus @flux @TheEternalBungholio @WashedOutGundamPilot As far as the oral history of the Dickface clan says, I'm 50/50 French and German -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 19:40:11 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 Find yourself a chick with a strong jaw, big tits, and hairy pits. That's your girl. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 19:40:12 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 What's your cultural heritage? What type of mutt are you? 🤔 -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 20:42:23 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 She's gonna be part french, so if she doesn't have a hairy muff, she's not the one. Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: likes this. -
Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: (thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2023 20:42:50 JST Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think: @Humpleupagus @flux @Monsignor_DickFace @TheEternalBungholio @WashedOutGundamPilot just make sure that jaw line isn't concealing an Adam's apple :smirk: