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1. Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:06:09 JST Jim
   This is the laziest fucking thing I've ever seen. I can imagine the poor engineer that got the orders for this shit.
   
   "You want me to what?"
   "Listen, the boss said just take a tablet and superglue a PS5 controller on it"
   "Glue a controller on it?"
   "Yeah just cut the thing in half, and glue it on each side"
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   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite (ardainianright@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:06:08 JST Ardainian Hebrew Israelite

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     @Jim This looks like a shitty photoshop parody of Switch.
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   • Sugizo (sugizo@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:31:12 JST Sugizo

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     @Jim They saw the WII U, went into a board meeting and seriously touted ideas about how best to replicate Nintendos biggest failure. They have somehow surpassed that and went above and beyond with this E-waste.
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   • Heil_Honkler (heil_honkler@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:43:29 JST Heil_Honkler

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     @Jim I mean they had a good thing going with the psp line and then this abomination. Is it supposed to be a wireless screen + controller for the new playstation? If so seems rather fragile for that purpose.
   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:43:29 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @Heil_Honkler @Jim it's just a streaming from your PS thing
   • mr bigot (c@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:45:53 JST mr bigot

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     That's the prostate balloon
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:45:54 JST Christi Junior

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     • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite
     @ArdainianRight @Jim "Sony: We steal, while others innovate".
   • Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:45:54 JST Kerosene

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     @ChristiJunior @ArdainianRight @Jim I remember back when Sony also released their own version of the Wiimote but with some dumb-fucking stupid ball at one of its ends.
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:00:15 JST Christi Junior

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     @FargleLarkTheSecond @ArdainianRight @Rasterman @Jim Lmao, the video has a healthy majority of downvotes, good job you fucking retards :clap:
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   • FargleLarkTheSecond (farglelarkthesecond@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:00:17 JST FargleLarkTheSecond

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     @Rasterman @ChristiJunior @ArdainianRight @Jim It's real.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:00:18 JST Rasterman

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     @ChristiJunior @ArdainianRight @Jim SNES with L & R. Sony releases a controller with two Ls and two Rs.
     
     The analog stick on N64. Sony releases TWO analog sticks.
     
     The rumble pak. TWO rumble paks integrated into the controller.
     
     I think even wireless controllers went that way, too.
     
     I once looked into it. If they didn't invent something, Nintendo certainly deployed it before Soyny, but then they took it and implemented it themselves.
     
     That being said, I can't find news about a PS5 tablet so I guess it's a Jim shitpost.
   • Badmann :unverified: (badmann@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:10:23 JST Badmann :unverified:

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     @Rasterman @ChristiJunior @ArdainianRight @FargleLarkTheSecond @Jim >virtual boy
     
     I guess you missed the PS5 VR advertising?
   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite (ardainianright@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:10:23 JST Ardainian Hebrew Israelite

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     @Badmann @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @FargleLarkTheSecond @Jim We all did. The PS5 is a myth created to advertise scalpers.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:10:24 JST Rasterman

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     @ChristiJunior @FargleLarkTheSecond @ArdainianRight @Jim "Innovation is our passion" [self-fellating continues for a bit] and then they introduce the Wii U.
     
     tmw you're so on a roll, stealing Nintendo's ideas, that you even copy the bad ones.
     
     Sony Virtual Boy when?
   • Ardainian Hebrew Israelite (ardainianright@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 13:17:39 JST Ardainian Hebrew Israelite

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     @Rasterman @ChristiJunior @FargleLarkTheSecond @Jim They don't need to care as long as they make all their protags trannies and obese black women to pump up their ESG score.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 13:17:40 JST Rasterman

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     @ChristiJunior @ArdainianRight @FargleLarkTheSecond @Jim Yes, you can say that. It's as if Gabe made a portable device that needs your PC nearby with Steam open or it doesn't work. And, in a way, that existed for years as Steam Remote Play.
     
     It's a weird step backwards for Soyny. Meanwhile, the comments under the reveal are all negative, some demanding a PS Vita successor.
     
     It's almost as if they don't even care any more. Getting Sega vibes here...
   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 13:17:41 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman @ArdainianRight @FargleLarkTheSecond @Jim The Wii U was actually a decent idea, in the sense that it was a necessary, if awkward step towards a true console/portable hybrid. Basically, the Wii U crawled so that the Switch could run.
     
     ....which makes a Sony Streaming Wii U released in 2023 make even less sense.
   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 01:12:35 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman @ArdainianRight @FargleLarkTheSecond @Jim Why do people even want a new Vita? If the PS5 itself has no games, what kind of support would you expect Sony to give Vita 2? And unlike with the original Vita, Sony can no longer rely on Japanese niche developers bailing them out, hell, they probably won't even get a new Gravity Rush game.
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 05:03:16 JST Christi Junior

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     @Honemor2525 @Jim You ain't clearing any Shrine puzzle with that bullshit :loli_disdain:
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   • Honemor2525 (honemor2525@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 05:03:17 JST Honemor2525

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