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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:39:30 JST 
cool_boy_mew
Lmao -
Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell: (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:43:35 JST 
Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
You know it's bad when shit libs are shilling for LinkedIn rather than risking being called faggots on the fediverse cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:43:36 JST 
Hoss Delgado
LinkedIn is literally humanity's worst invention. This lady and everyone who agrees with her needs to be fast-tracked into the oven. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:44:03 JST 
Mr. Bacon
LinkedIn is the biggest circle jerk I have EVER seen. It's absolute garbage. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:45:20 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Tony I've said it and I will continue saying it. It's for HR, CEOs and workaholics
It's maximum cringe. You remember those dipshit on early social media that kept writing self motivational messages? People on Linkedin are seriously still doing this lmao -
Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:45:28 JST 
Moon
@coolboymew at that moment, I knew my life was over. but I am trying to reach a semblance of my old existence on "linked in" cool_boy_mew likes this. -
:nv:hedinja (shedinja@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:45:41 JST 
:nv:hedinja
@coolboymew Maybe if you're a sociopath cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:45:48 JST
Mr. Bacon
Right? Only a madman joins LinkedIn thinking it won't just be salesman and circle jerking about mid level manager accomplishments cool_boy_mew likes this.cool_boy_mew repeated this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:46:32 JST
cool_boy_mew
@bot @Tony @matty @Hoss self motivational messages with no irony whatsoever -
bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:46:33 JST 
bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
What do ppl post on linkedin? -
Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell: (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:46:37 JST
Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
Pictures of cats cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:47:51 JST
Hoss Delgado
The only environment they can survive in is one where everyone posts under not only their real names, but also their current employer and job history in its entirety. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:48:14 JST 
Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq.
It fucking blows. It's also one of the only ways to get another job if I leave my current one at this point in my career and words cannot describe how fucking pissed I am about thay cool_boy_mew likes this. -
bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:48:51 JST
bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
Thanks coolboymew, you’re doing such a great job! Keep it up! :blobcatboophappy: cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:49:33 JST
cool_boy_mew
@bot @Tony @matty @Hoss not that kind, I'm talking of early social media "hurr durr I'm so deep" kinda self motivational shit that everyone has cringed out of the net -
pogrommer :sonnenrad: (pogrommer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:49:38 JST 
pogrommer :sonnenrad:
@coolboymew dox me harder daddy
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:49:51 JST
Mr. Bacon
Literally jerking each other off about feel good corporate/global citizen stuff.
"I started at this company 3 years ago and have risen through the ranks by being compassionate and really leaning on my coworkers x y and z. My manager has been such an inspiration and enlightened me to better perform at my wagie job...ect ect ect.
Stuff like that
and:
"Hey @bot I saw that you work in x field and I also work in x field, would you be interested in a 400 minute phone call to discuss my website development services or talk about how my consulting firm can help you? Even though your profile leads no clues that you would actually. be a good client"cool_boy_mew likes this.cool_boy_mew repeated this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:51:24 JST
Mr. Bacon
That too - idk I quit linked in because of all the half assed sales DMs I got. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:51:33 JST
Hoss Delgado
If hell exists I'm sure there's a part of your daily schedule of eternal damnation where you have to leave the tender embrace of the boiling lake of fire and unironically participate in discussions on LinkedIn for hours on end. cool_boy_mew likes this.luithe repeated this. -
bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:52:23 JST
bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
Sort of like MLM pitches? That’s what comes to mind. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:52:23 JST
cool_boy_mew
@bot @Tony @matty @Hoss no, but kinda?
I don't have an example on hand and cannot purposely write shit that cringe -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:56:07 JST
cool_boy_mew
@bot @Hoss @Tony @matty I googled some, here's some good examples
Basically shit like this. If you were on social media like 15-10 years ago, you know some dipshit who would post shit like this. This is still going on on Linkedin -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:56:19 JST
Hoss Delgado
So what you're saying is if I delete my account I can have fun fucking with LinkedIn wagies begging me to keep it? cool_boy_mew and luithe like this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:56:20 JST
Mr. Bacon
I wouldn't doubt it. I tried to be edgy and talk to people on LinkedIn but I just dont care lol
I had over 1300 contacts and just deleted my account. LinkedIn people were emailing me to keep the account lol. It was pathetic. -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:58:21 JST 
Rusty Crab
@Hoss @Tony @matty @coolboymew 20 page work history of odd jobs and put "Somali Pirate" somewhere in the middle cool_boy_mew and luithe like this. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:58:22 JST
Hoss Delgado
I should go vandalize my own profile, filling it up with absurd accolades and employment history. luithe likes this.luithe repeated this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:58:23 JST
Mr. Bacon
or my favorite:
"Currently Looking" lolluithe likes this. -
Rusty Crab (rustycrab@sleepy.cafe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 11:58:24 JST
Rusty Crab
@Hoss @Tony @matty @coolboymew luithe likes this. -
bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:00:46 JST
bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
That is very cringe lol. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:01:10 JST
cool_boy_mew
@bot @Tony @matty @Hoss there's way, way, way worse. There's a reason most people stopped posting these kinda shit -
DeadKennedy (eldeadkennedy@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:01:31 JST 
DeadKennedy
@coolboymew @Hoss @Tony @bot @matty this one is great cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:01:59 JST
Mr. Bacon
Kill it, kill it with fire. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:02:20 JST
bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
That’s very similar to what I was thinking of tho, but not so much sales pitches as internal motivational circlejerks. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:02:26 JST
Mr. Bacon
Quality LinkedIn Content right here cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Poast Oak (poastoak@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:07:46 JST 
Poast Oak
@coolboymew @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss Linkedin is the most feminized website in the world and it's not close. Spinster will never compete. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Pride of Utopia (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:13:25 JST 
Pride of Utopia
@coolboymew @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss Facebook was fun when I was in college. Then the boomers and the aunts came cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:13:31 JST
Mr. Bacon
Idk what else to say other than Same lol cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Dr. Btc (drbtc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:13:33 JST 
Dr. Btc
deleted that shit years ago, not only was it pointless but it was just gay as fuck cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:14:04 JST
cool_boy_mew
@DEERBLOOD @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss it's still passable if you follow a bunch of shitposting pages and groups -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:14:10 JST
Mr. Bacon
Saaammmmeeee now I'm just on the fedi and dabble in twitter cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:18:00 JST
Mr. Bacon
The problem I have with FB is all the people I don't care about from HS kept following me. I got to the point where my friends would text me asking why I blocked so and so.
Like because I think they are stupid? Idk, too much drama. I don't want to explain to my mom why I won't follow my aunt backcool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:19:13 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Tony @matty @DEERBLOOD @bot @Hoss There's an ignore function now to avoid drama lmao, so if you don't like a dipshit posting normie shit, you can kick them out of your timeline
Also there's customized post visibility
And ultimately, you can make a page identity -
Pride of Utopia (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:19:35 JST
Pride of Utopia
@Tony @matty @bot @Hoss @coolboymew I remember the exact moment. I posted a picture of me where I was hammered at a party (literally all my photos) and I was with a girl I was like kinda seeing but not really and my fucking boomer aunt comments on the photo like wow you look like you're having so much fun in college when can we meet your girlfriend
And then that girl never spoke to me again. Thanks for the cock block aunt linda
Amyway, fuck linkedincool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:19:45 JST
Mr. Bacon
THIS!
so, I deleted it lolcool_boy_mew likes this. -
Jean_Philippe_Micheaux (jean_philippe_micheaux@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:30:30 JST 
Jean_Philippe_Micheaux
@Tony @matty @DEERBLOOD @bot @Hoss @coolboymew Oh it was fun fucking with them people. I back in the heyday of the Iraq war protest I knew some of these fucker going nuts at protest when it got wild. Now same people are cheerleading for Ukraine war shit. God what a bunch of faggots cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Jean_Philippe_Micheaux (jean_philippe_micheaux@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:30:31 JST
Jean_Philippe_Micheaux
@coolboymew @DEERBLOOD @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss I had inroads to leftist Facebook groups from my anti war days and I would just report them left and right. Or when I was a admin for the group just ban people for no reason. God burning all them bridges were fun cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:30:31 JST
Mr. Bacon
ngl sometimes it is fun to burn the bridges.
The last job I had, I TORCHED the bridges for the lulz lol. I actually got the CEO banned from talking to employees, but everyone who works there hates me now lol -
Jean_Philippe_Micheaux (jean_philippe_micheaux@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:31:28 JST
Jean_Philippe_Micheaux
@Tony @matty @DEERBLOOD @bot @Hoss @coolboymew Well I also trolled wil Wheaton too and got Sean Austin to call me an asshole so facebook was fun in the end I guess cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 12:31:29 JST
Mr. Bacon
its a constant battle lol -
crafti (crafti@akkoma.0x68756773.moe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:19:01 JST 
crafti
@coolboymew mfw boomers cool_boy_mew likes this. -
「 Fristi 」 (fristi@akkos.fritu.re)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:19:23 JST 
「 Fristi 」
@coolboymew jezus christ I can smell the cope from here cool_boy_mew likes this. -
p (p@raru.re)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:20:24 JST 
p
in terms of positive vs negative interactions it probably is true. Is it because people are genuinely nicer on linkedin or is it because everyone on it has a work-face persona cause they might ruin their career saying something stupid,
who knows...
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:20:55 JST
cool_boy_mew
@p linkedin is corporate culture on a website, so it's all fake as shit -
Shoko 😺 (shouko@fedi.absturztau.be)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:31:56 JST 
Shoko 😺
@coolboymew
Linkedin is worse than twitter... I literally use extensions to block social media feed entirely to escape people trying to tell me how big their dick iscool_boy_mew likes this. -
clemenceau (clemenceau@cutewaifu.enjoyer.network)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:36:21 JST 
clemenceau
@Tony @matty @bot @Hoss @coolboymew LinkedIn
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cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:37:26 JST
cool_boy_mew
@clemenceau @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss exactly, this is the type of weird fake sounding shit that you find all over linkedin that most people just fucking hate
Dude in 3rd pic write shit like this then he probably abuses the hell out of his employees -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:38:48 JST
Hoss Delgado
LinkedIn is a collection of unremarkable office drones that have deluded themselves into believing if they post enough motivational quotes from notable people, the remarkable nature of those people will somehow rub off onto them allow them to finally become the millionaires they've always imagined themselves being. cool_boy_mew likes this.cool_boy_mew repeated this. -
Pete Zaitcev (zaitcev@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:39:14 JST 
Pete Zaitcev
@coolboymew This is the kind of human trash that ruined LinkedIn. However, they only did because the LinkedIn's management encouraged it. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
rein (rein@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:39:31 JST 
rein
@coolboymew @p Linkedin is basically instagram for people in suits cool_boy_mew likes this. -
:btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 (graf@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:39:56 JST 
:btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐
@coolboymew @p my last employer asked me for linked in and my response was "no I'm not making one" and I was hired cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:43:23 JST
cool_boy_mew
@PurpCat @Tony @clemenceau @matty @bot @Hoss what the fuck did I just read -
Some Purple Cat (purpcat@boks.moe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:43:24 JST 
Some Purple Cat
@clemenceau @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss @coolboymew linkedin -
:btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 (graf@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:43:37 JST
:btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐
@clemenceau @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss @coolboymew best indian name ive got from delivery apps was "Maninderdeep" cool_boy_mew likes this. -
:spinnenrad: Festivegoat :spinnenrad: (eiregoat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:43:47 JST 
:spinnenrad: Festivegoat :spinnenrad:
Imagine facebook, except they don't have to hunt down anonymous accounts because the whole point is to advertise your IRL identity, and they don't have to censor shitposts because everyone voluntarily posts the most bland feel-good vaguely globohomo progressive crap voluntarily. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
LS (lain@lain.com)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:44:10 JST 
LS
@coolboymew @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:45:47 JST
Moon
@coolboymew @Hoss @Tony @bot @matty linkedin is still prime trolling ground because everyone is stupid, a phony, or both. however linkedin will quietly delete your posts and shadowban you so it's not as fun. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
:btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 (graf@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:46:00 JST
:btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐
@Hoss @coolboymew @Tony @matty @bot "We just wanted to let you know that we saw you post 'Live, Laugh, Collate' on your linked in during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic and wanted to extend this job offer to you" cool_boy_mew likes this. -
:spinnenrad: Festivegoat :spinnenrad: (eiregoat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:46:17 JST
:spinnenrad: Festivegoat :spinnenrad:
And that last one reads like someone who has either never worked in a bar or never written code, or both. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:46:30 JST
cool_boy_mew
@Eiregoat @Tony @clemenceau @matty @bot @Hoss yeah, it sounds very unbelievable -
「Under Divine Advent」 :gentoo: (teatootler@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:46:37 JST 
「Under Divine Advent」 :gentoo:
@coolboymew LinkedIn is just a dox vector for antifa cool_boy_mew likes this. -
p (p@raru.re)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:46:45 JST
p
that's what I was getting at yeah ;)
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bot :kiwi_dumbbell: (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:49:16 JST
bot :kiwi_dumbbell:
Wow what an extremely gay post. cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Some Purple Cat (purpcat@boks.moe)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:49:30 JST
Some Purple Cat
@coolboymew @Tony @clemenceau @matty @bot @Hoss a book about rich douchebags doing rich douchebag things cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:49:35 JST
Mr. Bacon
It’s so gay it hurts cool_boy_mew likes this. -
internetfreak (internetfreak@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 22:54:06 JST 
internetfreak
@Hoss @coolboymew @Tony @matty @bot Its sold as this way to easily find a new job but in reality its a massive security hole. Its more useful for malicious actors to gather infirmation about hacking targets. Also makes antifa's job easier in the life ruination dept.
Its the lovechild between facebook and the HR departmentcool_boy_mew likes this. -
Marshall1Banana :verified: (marshall1banana@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 23:04:09 JST 
Marshall1Banana :verified:
@Eiregoat @coolboymew @Tony @clemenceau @matty @bot @Hoss ...and that bartender... grew up to be... Albert Einstein cool_boy_mew likes this. -
Leyonhjelm (leyonhjelm@breastmilk.club)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 23:42:05 JST 
Leyonhjelm
Every one of these posts reads as a “do not hire” to me. If I were currently hiring anyone I’d probably specifically reject anyone who put effort in to their linkedin account and used it for more than a resume copy. I’d probably prefer to hire someone who doesn’t have a linkedin at all.
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Himbo Techbro (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Saturday, 20-May-2023 00:12:20 JST 
Himbo Techbro
@Hoss
I gotta tell you guys about the dude I had to cut off because he was blowing up my phone talking about killing his dad every day he woke up and wasn't Mark Cuban. His business? Selling like 5 boats/engines he got for free on Facebook market place.Said he was gonna scale that and within a few months, have a corner office so he could, an I quote, "smoke 💨 and play guitar hero while my employees work"
Kept sending me "30 who made it after 30" articles, not quite understanding what survivorship bias is.
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Himbo Techbro (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Saturday, 20-May-2023 00:16:25 JST
Himbo Techbro
@Moon
I'm gonna set a Google alert for thus man's death so I can go to his funeral and remind everyone that he did not, in fact, go to space, and that the same worms will now eat him, too.
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 20-May-2023 00:36:37 JST
Hoss Delgado
>no clapping
>no gifts of $100
Guys I think this story might be fake.cool_boy_mew likes this. -
cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 20-May-2023 01:20:31 JST
cool_boy_mew
@idiot @clemenceau @Hoss @Tony @bot @matty yes -
Dumb Idiot Retard (idiot@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 20-May-2023 01:20:32 JST 
Dumb Idiot Retard
@clemenceau @Tony @matty @bot @Hoss @coolboymew Did that FUCKING SOCIOPATH just try and karma farm the fluffy family dog getting put down? -
EconomicHitman (economic_hitman@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 20-May-2023 02:48:36 JST 
EconomicHitman
@ElDeadKennedy @coolboymew @Hoss @Tony @bot @matty
Just noticed the "Ted K" attribution lolcool_boy_mew likes this.
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