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1. Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:08:05 JST Moon
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   • Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:08:04 JST Dad

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     @Moon I'm glad I quit playing this game in the early 00s. it's gotten ludrcrously pozzed in recent years.
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:09:59 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @Moon
     
     >Monsters
     >Dragon
     >Magic
     >Fake Medieval age
     >Evil plots
     >Gods
     >No homophobia tho'
     
     This is so fucking dumb every time
   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:10:46 JST Moon

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     @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad what about wheelchair-accessible dungeons
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   • Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:12:19 JST Dad

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     @coolboymew @Moon what if an "evil" god uses "evil" magic to make people hate homos? huh? what about that, San Fran?
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   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:14:56 JST Moon

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     @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad is the idea here that they think it's too evil or they just don't want to take the chance anybody will integrate homophobia into the game because there are evil characters. i am trying to understand the rationale.
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   • ☻ (mrsaturday@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:14:57 JST ☻

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @Moon >Yeah Phyrexians may be sadistic world-consumers but even they let two machines with male ports plug into one another. Checkmate, chuddies
     I regret selling my old cards less and less as time goes on and watching WOTC trash the game in recent years has a lot to do with it
   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:19:27 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @Moon @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad there's 0 rational
     
     It's the usual progressive stack in action where a subset of people are le heckin' oppressed, especially so in the past, so you can't joke/say anything negative at all and we're going to force it in even if it makes no sense whatsoever for safe brownie points.
     
     Neo-Progressives don't believe actions has consequences and are utterly confused when you point out that this is retarded
   • ☻ (mrsaturday@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:19:33 JST ☻

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     @Moon @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad My favorite part of the whole "combat wheelchair" bullshit is they made the wheelchair so powerful that it benefits able-bodied characters to use one
     
     Your party could roll into the dungeon like this and clean house easier than if they walked
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   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:19:35 JST Moon

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     @mrsaturday @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad wait they made a combat wheelchair
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   • Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:22:06 JST Dad

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     @Moon @mrsaturday @coolboymew yes. and, like mrsaturday said, they have all sorts of magic powers and are free for level 1 players. in the name of inclusion. because if my legs don't work IRL, I absolutely want to play a character whose legs also don't work.
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:22:15 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @Moon @mrsaturday said nobody sane ever
   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:22:20 JST Moon

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @mrsaturday this is what happens when you don't gatekeep
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   • ☻ (mrsaturday@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:24:08 JST ☻

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     @Moon @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2020/08/dd-combat-wheelchair-makes-splash-with-wotc-staff-critical-roles-dm-but-not-all-agree.html
   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:24:08 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @mrsaturday @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad I have had suffered by asthma, bad ezcema and other shit all my life and I have never wished to see Goku desperately scratching himself while sucking on an inhaler between bouts of fighting
   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:24:37 JST Moon

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     @coolboymew @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad what if goku was an incel
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   • Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:25:28 JST Dad

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     @Moon @coolboymew @mrsaturday he canonically doesn't know what kissing is. and somehow still made babies.
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   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:26:27 JST Moon

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @mrsaturday it's obvious chichi took charge giwtwm
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     @boobury @Moon @coolboymew @mrsaturday GWAR's music was never good, but I respect their goofy space monsters gimmick and elaborate stage shows.
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   • Mothman of the Minneapocalypse (boobury@spook.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:29:51 JST Mothman of the Minneapocalypse

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     Someone ordered a combat wheelchair?

     https://youtu.be/RcUrEYaZ3Yo

   • ☻ (mrsaturday@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:31:45 JST ☻

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     @Moon @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:31:58 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @mrsaturday @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad Is that spouse abuse?
   • Vivi Nella Verita :Debian_logo: (verita84@poster.place)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:35:17 JST Vivi Nella Verita :Debian_logo:

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     @mrsaturday @Moon @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad
     
     Member when ChiChi was a nice person in Dragon Ball?
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     @verita84 @Moon @coolboymew @mrsaturday her original character design was gross pedobait, though.
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   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:35:25 JST Moon

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     @coolboymew @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad she likes it rough
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   • Vivi Nella Verita :Debian_logo: (verita84@poster.place)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:36:04 JST Vivi Nella Verita :Debian_logo:

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     Have not watched the new ones
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     @verita84 @MK2boogaloo @Moon @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad Pretty sure that her and especially Bulma almost angered the god of destruction
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     @verita84 @mrsaturday @Moon @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad she still is?
   • Vivi Nella Verita :Debian_logo: (verita84@poster.place)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:38:13 JST Vivi Nella Verita :Debian_logo:

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     @coolboymew @MK2boogaloo @Moon @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad
     
     
     Poor poor Bulma
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   • ☻ (mrsaturday@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:38:33 JST ☻

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     @coolboymew @verita84 @MK2boogaloo @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad I can imagine taking a lifelong oath to tardwrangle Goku or Vegeta would impact someone's disposition
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   • of nothing (apropos@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:39:18 JST of nothing

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     >goblin calls you a "typical slutty elf"
     NO. BAN. this is racism and slut-shaming. I'm so offended, I can't believe you included this in your game. I was once catcalled, you know!
     >goblin hits you in the head with an axe, cracking your skull. you fall to the ground, spasm uncontrollably while in incredible pain, and eventually die.
     this is fine :) Nobody I know has ever died or gotten a serious head wound, and if they had, it's probably therapeutic to experience it in a game.
     
     It's just programmed, pattern-based reactions. They have cube-shaped moral outrage and they push it through the little squares that they see open up in reality, with no thinking involved. You can see this most clearly when they misperceive the prompt and get angry over the wrong thing. I once got dogpiled for spoiling a game, not because anyone's experience of the game could have possibly been lessened by what I said, but because I used language that reminded people of famous spoilers (snape kills dumbledore on page 409).
     
     >A passing necromancer traps your soul in your risen corpse and has you guard a sewer for the next 500 years.
     this is fine :)
     >A passing necromancer takes you as a zombie slave. Under your master's orders, you guard a sewer for the next 500 years.
     WTF, SLAVERY!
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:39:41 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @apropos @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad They banned half-races recently because the concept is "racist"
   • Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:43:01 JST Dad

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     @coolboymew @apropos @Moon the last time I was in an IRL tabletop game (around 2016), one of the players brought his girlfriend to the table and she was complaining about the other players saying "bitch" and "cunt" (offensive to womyn) and role-playing as clerics (reminds her of IRL religions and is therefore bad).
     
     it took all my willpower to not tell her "God thinks you're a stupid cunt."
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   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:44:44 JST Moon

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @apropos not her fault, her boyfriend brought her to a d&d game
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     @Moon @apropos @coolboymew it's her fault for getting her opinions from social media. no doubt she bitched endlessly about Trump after I quit playing.
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   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:46:10 JST Moon

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @apropos someone is now reporting posts in this thread, I think you made a wheelchair dwarf cry
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     @Moon @apropos @coolboymew it's not morally wrong to be crippled like it is to be gay, but it's still not something to celebrate.
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   • mia (mia@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:48:56 JST mia

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     That's inspiring. I can't wait to put disabled people on the front line.
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   • Berkeley Berkman (berkberkman@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:49:03 JST Berkeley Berkman

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @Moon @coolboymew @mrsaturday A crippled character could work in a sci-fi setting like Battletech via some fictional tech hardware, but it just looks like an out-of-place April Fools joke in a Fantasy/Medieval-like setting. Were there really wheelchairs back in the olden days?
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     @berkberkman @Moon @coolboymew @mrsaturday it's possible to write a disabled character that isn't atrocious, but first you have to not be from California.
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   • Moon Cricket (crushbead@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:53:06 JST Moon Cricket

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @Moon @apropos
     I had to give up playing IRL D&D in 2014 when another Sergeant (black, female) forced her way into our group and then complained constantly about the campaign and player characters. We had to mollify her constantly by explaining that the things our characters said and did were in character and setting and did not represent our personal beliefs or convictions. After two sessions with her in the group I nopped the fuck out and came up with some excuse about having to put more effort into planning my counseling sessions and didn't have the time or energy to devote to a night of gaming. A couple of weeks later we had to have mandatory unit wide SHARP training because she had jumped the chain of command to complain to battaltion about the -isms in a private game she literally forced herself into.
     
     Now I just play AD&D with some kids over IRC. I get to play as my spastic Chaotic-Neutral Halfling Thief with a penchant for throwing pots of oil and torches as a solution to most everything and not have to worry about someone sperging out and trying to destroy my private life over perceived injustices.
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   • Parker Banks (parker@pl.psion.co)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 00:58:34 JST Parker Banks

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     @mia @Moon @coolboymew @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad That's not a terrible idea. Could load them up with steel plate, as movable cover. Combine a couple wheelie boys with a light machine-gunner each and you can advance pretty decently under fire.
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     @parker @Moon @coolboymew @mrsaturday @noyoushutthefuckupdad
     
     Sounds more complicated than duct taping tannerite to their laps and rolling them downhill.
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     >tannerite
     They're just going to get shot and blow up half way down. Or is that your goal from the start?
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     @CrushBead @Moon @apropos @coolboymew I approve. the worst Chaotic Stupid character is more tolerable than the best Current Year Retard character.
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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad @CrushBead @Moon @coolboymew I've heard that Rasputin once made a sexual appeal to the wife of the Tsar, right in front of the Tsar, with no more result than that she kind of laughed at him.
     
     How could that happen? Because he was a character, and everyone knew that character. Part of RPG games is sticking to a character so you can get the same kind of dynamic, where crazy interactions can happen and people just say "well yeah, of course he immediately set the prison on fire. That's how he is. If the DM didn't want it to happen he should've made a less flammable prison."
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     @apropos @Moon @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad
     >well yeah, of course he immediately set the prison on fire. That's how he is. If the DM didn't want it to happen he should've made a less flammable prison."
     Literally happened in a campaign with the DM seething and complaining after the session ended about how we were supposed to have met and freed a prisoner who would have led us to our next campaign objective. Sorry dude, but if our quest had us assassinate someone who was imprisoned to prevent the lord from interrogating them as part of some larger unknown plot point I am going to do what seems best for the party. Killing one person in a heavily fortified prison that will narrow down the culprit to who could have the motivation and who they hired to do it. If you kill everyone in the prison then the lord has far more people to investigate, far more motives, and it would take far longer to investigate. Thus it make it much less likely that the lord could narrow it down to one person with a motivation, then capture and torture them to find out who was responsible. I have a duty to myself and my party to figure out a way to complete objectives that will profit us and lead to the least likely chance of retaliation.
     
     Unironically the DM shouldn't have went to the effort to mention that there was a stock of lamp oil in the prison.
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   • iceloops.eth 🚬 :love_forever_cat: (1iceloops123@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 01:32:27 JST iceloops.eth 🚬 :love_forever_cat:

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     @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad I seen they raided some guy over cardboard. I hope wotc to crash and burn
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     @1iceloops123 @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad Me too. Stooping to Nintendo levels of evil only works when you have Nintendo amounts of goodwill with the public, and WOTC has been destroying theirs for a few years now.
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   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 01:32:28 JST Moon

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     @noyoushutthefuckupdad officially, Ravnica supports gay rights.
     
     Unofficially however...
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     @shibao @Moon @mrsaturday try separating yourself from donuts!
     
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PcZHDEdY94
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     @shibao @Moon @mrsaturday alternative title: me visiting @coolboymew
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     @Moon@shitposter.club @mrsaturday@shitposter.club @noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club it's ok they can still integrate other things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LsYZVIYglw

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     @coolboymew @apropos @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad some white liberal probably made that choice, not even thinking about mixed race people who actually exist and might appreciate representation too.
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     @olmitch @coolboymew @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad more likely that she did think of mixed-race people, but associated all discussion of them with racism. Take Obama: to everyone on the left, he's just black. It's only right-wing people who took note of his white mother. It's only right-wing people who express irritation when the Obamas or Kapernicks or the Malcolm Xes actively despise their white admixture.
     
     Also, although in the old days you could just say that a half-elf has both elf and human ancestry and who cares more about it, progressive D&D has to apply the same "Obama is just a black guy" logic, and it gets tricky:
     >a half-elf is just a human
     because elves are white?
     >a half-orc is just an orc
     because orcs are black?
     ... then what are humans?
     >drow parent and white human parent -> drow?
     >drow parent and black human parent -> human?
     
     They can't just say "here's my exact parentage. Let's play the game. Maybe you'll notice that I didn't get the elf genes of lewdness, maybe you'll notice that I got an orc gene for aggression. This is all just some fun observations."
     They have to say "wait wait we need to establish my exact placement on the progressive stack. Who can I cancel and who can cancel me? Also it's racist to take note of my genes in any way."
     discomfort-not-racism.jpeg
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