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1. Big T Larrity (bigtlarrity@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 08:13:20 JST Big T Larrity
   There are a few things that "fake til you make it" doesn't work with
   
   Mechanics, electricity, reloading your own bullets or any explosives really
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   • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree) (stolemythundersballs@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 10:22:13 JST Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)

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     @BigTLarrity Its funny that most men know what they did wrong. If they had just asked a man for help they would have been fine. :eyeroll:
   • [owl.] (owl@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 10:22:13 JST [owl.]

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     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)

     Well let’s test your theory out, dear Glocke.

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   • Big T Larrity (bigtlarrity@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 10:23:03 JST Big T Larrity

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     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)
     • [owl.]
     Holy hell she gave the cars Al Capone marks
   • [owl.] (owl@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 10:23:03 JST [owl.]

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     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)

     “The whole inside of my car exploded.”

     She’s definitely very calm about this despite that having very serious repercussions. I don’t think most women understand how dangerous car fires can be or what they can turn into. I don’t think most people do.

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   • Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 10:23:10 JST Troubled Turtle :verified:

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     @BigTLarrity Jesus , jumping another car is not rocket science .
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   • Big T Larrity (bigtlarrity@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 10:23:11 JST Big T Larrity

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     • Troubled Turtle :verified:
     Its literally color coded. They couldn't make it any easier
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   • FestiveNova :confederateflag: :nv:🎄 (lordmordred@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 10:23:26 JST FestiveNova :confederateflag: :nv:🎄

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     @BigTLarrity I can't wait till I hear stories about dumbass swarthoids and "girlboss" sheboons killing themselves with arc flashes
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   • 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 21:19:05 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸

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     • Troubled Turtle :verified:
     ever seen the videos of dudes opening up a cooling system while hot? it's hilarious
   • circuSphere (circusphere@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 21:20:50 JST circuSphere

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     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)
     • [owl.]
     @Owl @BigTLarrity @StoleMyThundersBalls > Be me driving to my parents house with the wife and kids
     > Be wife "Circus what does this little flap by the blinkers do? I pressed it the other day and the car got angry."
     > "What do you mean 'got angry'?"
     > "Well it said Vrrrrroooooooom! and I don't think it liked it. I pushed it again to undo it but it liked that even less and said VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOM!"
     
     Holy fucking shit bros, to them it's just a magical black box that goes places... and to think we have let them take over academia.
   • 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Monday, 24-Apr-2023 21:22:36 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸

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     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)
     • circuSphere
     • [owl.]
     tfw it took me a while to get that because my car doesn't have those.
   • Lichelord Godfrey (lichelordgodfrey@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2023 00:05:40 JST Lichelord Godfrey

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     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)
     • [owl.]

     @Owl @StoleMyThundersBalls @BigTLarrity I don’t know how you can screw up like this when the information on how to do it correctly is.. RIGHT THERE ON HER PHONE. SHE CAN LOOK IT UP.

     “Oh wow I’m very uncertain about doing X thing that could be dangerous. I will look it up to make sure I do it right.”

     -t., me

     ???

   • circuSphere (circusphere@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2023 00:05:40 JST circuSphere

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     • Lichelord Godfrey
     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)
     • [owl.]
     @lichelordgodfrey @Owl @StoleMyThundersBalls @BigTLarrity I'm pretty sure it's positive on the receiving car, positive on the donor car, negative on the receiving car, ground (or negative) on the donor car but I always pull out my phone and ask google assistant just to make sure I don't fuck it up.
   • 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2023 00:05:40 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸

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     • Lichelord Godfrey
     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)
     • circuSphere
     • [owl.]
     On a bunch of cars there's specific jump points too, like if the battery is trunk mounted. Notably European cars and cars with batteries mounted in shitty spots like the Dodge Journey (literally in the bumper).
   • circuSphere (circusphere@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2023 00:23:28 JST circuSphere

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     • 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸
     • Lichelord Godfrey
     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)
     • [owl.]
     @PhenomX6 @BigTLarrity @StoleMyThundersBalls @lichelordgodfrey @Owl Good thing I'm not a Euro car masochist and I have a credit score that starts with a 7.
   • 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2023 00:23:28 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸

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     • Lichelord Godfrey
     • Desert Pine (Conspiracy Tree)
     • circuSphere
     • [owl.]
     fun fact the trunk locks on those cars are electric too 💀
   • 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2023 03:09:34 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸

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     • Troubled Turtle :verified:
     https://youtu.be/bMSd5GzvNF0
     car busts a cap in a dudes face
   • Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Apr-2023 03:09:35 JST Troubled Turtle :verified:

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     • 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸
     @PhenomX6 @BigTLarrity Yeah .