@WashedOutGundamPilot Ontop of the obvious, I’m sure he wasn’t weird and awkward about it at all and her overreaction isn’t overblown in the slightest. Fuckin’ people who take feminists at their word, they should have learned years ago what happens.
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》g r e y《:uv:☦️ (grey@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 00:39:23 JST 
》g r e y《:uv:☦️
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》g r e y《:uv:☦️ (grey@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 00:39:40 JST
》g r e y《:uv:☦️
@WashedOutGundamPilot 12000 upvotes for some of the most retarded autistic fantasy posting. Reddit is just a place that people project their fantasies about how their ideology says the world should be onto. Anyone taking any kind of advice from there gets what they fucking deserve lol. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:28:46 JST 
yockeypuck
@grey @WashedOutGundamPilot >Reddit is just a place that people project their fantasies about how their ideology says the world should be onto.
He would have scored if he put her in a dirndl, married her, and gave her eight kids until she got that special medal from the Nazis.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Serf (serfnusa@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:32:48 JST 
Serf
@grey @WashedOutGundamPilot Salutations sexual partner, I couldn’t help but notice that my penis has been fully inserted into your vagina. I previously obtained your consent before removing my clothing, and once more before I inserted my penis into your vagina, but I want to respect your dignity and human right to say “no” at any time during the constantly evolving and changing sexual intercourse process, so I will ask once more: do you further consent to my making what is colloquially known as a “thrust” movement in order to take advantage of the principle of friction so that I may increase the sexual stimulation for myself and yourself in tandem? Please understand that I will not take an affirmative answer to mean that I “own” your body in any way shape or form, that your consent will only be taken as an agreement for one (1) “thrust.” Not only do you have your inalienable right to go from a “yes” to a “no” at any point during the aforementioned “thrust” but out of the overwhelming amount of respect I have for you I will be certain to reacquire your consent before any and every future “thrust” motion we may or may not undertake.
Do you consent? (Yes) (No)Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:34:15 JST 
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@SerfnUSA @grey Ashamed at how many of my early lessons came from me dutifully staying inside the lines only for my disgruntled partner to grab my hands and force me to take the next step
I literally asked “are you sure?” the first time she made me grab her tiddies
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:39:41 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@SerfnUSA @grey Gosh damn I should have married my HS sweetheart
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Serf (serfnusa@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:39:42 JST
Serf
@WashedOutGundamPilot @grey My wife still teases me from time to time for not going for what should have been our first kiss at the end of our first date. I was 16 I didn’t know you were supposed to just read the room not get permission for everything. -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:40:12 JST 
Hollyjollytailspike
@SerfnUSA @grey @WashedOutGundamPilot - guy who FUCKS Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:43:48 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@monsterislandcolonizer @SerfnUSA @grey I will admit that show did have some laughs for me
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BadGames (unsolicited@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:44:16 JST 
BadGames
@grey @WashedOutGundamPilot And on the other side you got an anon in a greentext who became too afraid to initiate having sex after his girlfriend/wife accused him being a rapist when he was being playful with her at night. Its the one of the most fucked up and damaging catch 22s feminists have created over the past decade.
Its no wonder why 30% or less of young males are in relationships.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:47:14 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@Unsolicited @grey This dynamic spooks me, and I still haven’t quite cracked the code. The only real tactic I have is setting a high bar for sexual activity and keeping up the tempo. I fear the second we have an extended dry streak then things won’t return to normal.
Who the hell knows if I can navigate a postpartum sex life.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:51:16 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@monsterislandcolonizer @SerfnUSA @grey I was a little off on the reference, I guess.
I like how this guy enters the room and gets everyone’s whole ‘vibe’ totally spot-on. He points out the only guy that constantly gets women, and immediately calls out the weirdo on his bizarre childhood
It’s a parody of a VC douche, but rings true because guys like this have more charisma horsepower with a wider spectrum of normies - that’s why they tend to do better in glitzy shiester grifts like VC work
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:51:17 JST
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@SerfnUSA @WashedOutGundamPilot @grey Its an original shitpost to me I have no idea what woggy is referring to👍 -
Serf (serfnusa@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:51:18 JST
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@monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot @grey I thought I wrote an original shitpost but I guess I was pulling from something else that I’d forgotten about -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:51:19 JST
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @SerfnUSA @grey I assumed this was a copypasta LMAO I had no idea its from a show -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:53:23 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@monsterislandcolonizer @SerfnUSA @grey I also like how the guy who asks him about the car is kinda the ‘leader’, in that he’s the most social of the bunch. The guy immediately blowing him off is like coming in and looking at the “alpha” of the pack and denigrating him to assume ‘dominance’
I think this show was written by mike judge? Or at least had his hand, which is why it has a lot of that true-to-life corporate interaction in there
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Serf (serfnusa@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:54:01 JST
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @grey I try not to rub it in but yeah it feels good bros Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 01:54:05 JST
Hollyjollytailspike
@WashedOutGundamPilot @SerfnUSA @grey Don't feel too bad Woggy you can marry that woman you adopted like a pet
That's pretty cool I thinkWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:03:07 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@dew_the_dew @SerfnUSA @grey @monsterislandcolonizer Haven’t seen it in forever, but I remember him banging some chick who turned out married or something? And there was a time he comes out w/ a girl and erlich says “hah….jared, Nice. Usin’ that dick”
So he at least got something above what the rest got
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dew_the_dew :verified: (dew_the_dew@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:03:08 JST 
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yes it's a mike judge show and it's amazing.
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dew_the_dew :verified: (dew_the_dew@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:03:15 JST
dew_the_dew :verified:
the first season had a great actor who was basically playing peter thiel, super autist CEO finance type but the actor died so the character disappeared. the burger king bit with the cicada cycles was incredible. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:04:12 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@dew_the_dew @SerfnUSA @grey @monsterislandcolonizer I think we’ll try watching it again. I recall it being refreshing to see guys who actually had expertise with the eccentricity, like their lawyer. That guy was cool.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:06:09 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@monsterislandcolonizer @SerfnUSA @grey You just brought piss to a shitfight is great
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BroDrillard (bro-drillard@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:06:45 JST 
BroDrillard
@WashedOutGundamPilot @SerfnUSA @grey I dodged a bullet when my HS sweetheart broke up with me. I know enough now to realize my life would have been absolutely miserable with her.
But there were other girls back then I should have tried longer relationships with.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Jens_Rasmussen (jens_rasmussen@gleasonator.com)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:59:03 JST 
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@grey @WashedOutGundamPilot
>Alleged mental health professional calls slut shaming bad
The overall point of the article might be alright, but this is extremely painful to read. Academics are brainwashed retards.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
BroDrillard (bro-drillard@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:59:22 JST
BroDrillard
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey In better times there used to be a thing called marital duty.
These days wahmen are owed everything but have zero obligations themselves. Not what I call a fair deal.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️ (supersnekfriend@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 02:59:22 JST 
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@Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey Elder men and pastors really do need to push women to work to be sexually attracted and pleased by their husbands.
"3 The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband.
4 For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does.
5 Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time..." (1 Corinthians 7:3-5)Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:00:34 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@ForbiddenDreamer @LouisConde @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey I think my dad got what was his because mom knew he could always uh….switch contractors for sexual services. Good reason to stay hot as a guy
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The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:00:35 JST 
The Forbidden Dreamer
@LouisConde @Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey A little bit of surprise sexo should help keep that in check, friend. -
The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:00:36 JST
The Forbidden Dreamer
@Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey There was some anon who told his wife before they got married that he'd leave her if they didn't have sex at least twice a week. Apparently it's worked for quite a while. I can't find that cap though, so here's an alternative option. -
Louis Condé (louisconde@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:00:36 JST 
Louis Condé
@ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey Experiencing existential dread that my libido will be too high for my wife right now -
The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:05:48 JST
The Forbidden Dreamer
@WashedOutGundamPilot @LouisConde @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey I've seen more than one woman lamenting that they had to work out because they're husbands were /fit/ and had 'options'...
Nevertheless, they did work out.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:06:08 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@ForbiddenDreamer @LouisConde @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey Yup, memories of my mom doing religious workouts fact checked this patriotic poast
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:06:18 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@LouisConde @ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey just be cool and don’t get too fat
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Louis Condé (louisconde@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:06:19 JST
Louis Condé
@WashedOutGundamPilot @ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey >stay hot as a guy
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:15:25 JST
Hollyjollytailspike
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey Sounds like he woke her up and tried to get the good stuff, but she wanted to sleep. She tells him "that's almost rape" to get him to back off, so now he's pouting.
Anyway he is now failing a shit-test.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:19:16 JST
Hollyjollytailspike
@Unsolicited @grey @WashedOutGundamPilot No the problem is the guy is now withholding sex because he wants to be petty. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:21:30 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@monsterislandcolonizer @Unsolicited @grey Guy thinking she has the capacity to understand the idea like a man….classic. She has little idea accusing him of “almost rape” is such an extreme, existential crisis that shakes his relationship with her to its foundations, all she knew was that she felt irritated that he was entitled to her, likely worsened by social media harpies pushing victimhood as a virtue.
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:55:31 JST
Hollyjollytailspike
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey I think its fair for women to be spooked by fear of rape but he has no idea that "thats almost rape" means "you can easily overpower me, please don't fuck me while I'm unconscious." It doesn't mean "never try to have sex again" -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 03:55:31 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@monsterislandcolonizer @Unsolicited @grey That’s almost the optimistic version. I’d half suspect she’s spending time online and learning from all the thots online
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Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 04:47:40 JST 
Peter
@monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey >Sure, but she complains that they don't have sex anymore, which means she didn't want him to NEVER initiate.
But that's not what she said. Her inability to articulate is what caused this mess. If she was upset that she didn't get enough sleep, that's what she should've said, he'd be more mindful next time. But no, she went with "almost rape", and now she's upset that he is cautious.
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 04:47:40 JST
Hollyjollytailspike
@1967GTO @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey It is though. He thinks that he's making a point but he's just pouting. Hes acting like a woman Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 04:47:41 JST
Peter
@monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey >Sounds like he woke her up and tried to get the good stuff, but she wanted to sleep.
Correct.
>She tells him "that's almost rape" to get him to back off, so now he's pouting.
Read it again. The next morning is when she decided to bitch at him. That's not "back off", that's "I'm still angry". -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 04:47:41 JST
Hollyjollytailspike
@1967GTO @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey Sure, but she complains that they don't have sex anymore, which means she didn't want him to NEVER initiate. -
Radians (demonsixone@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 04:48:05 JST 
Radians
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey The dead bedroom epidemic is real. A survey of the working class married dudes 25-35 I have contact with, about a quarter have hit the skids to where sex is once a year or not at all. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 04:53:27 JST 
Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
@WashedOutGundamPilot @monsterislandcolonizer @Unsolicited @grey Kids have been messed up, I swear. Pretty sure the only times we actually do anything are when I just seize it.
Would be easier for guys like that if the old understanding of marriage still held (and older definitions of rape). You can harm your wife (don't do this) but it can't be rape for you are of one flesh and have a right to plow thine own fields...
Though I'd suggest reading body language and not abusing your station.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Waldbrand (waldbrand@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 05:54:59 JST 
Waldbrand
@LouisConde @WashedOutGundamPilot @ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey If you have a bad face, embrace Strong-Fat. Its a Fact you just have to accept, sorry bro. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Louis Condé (louisconde@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 05:55:00 JST
Louis Condé
@WashedOutGundamPilot @ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 05:57:40 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@Waldbrand @LouisConde @ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey Yeah, guys too often project our same aesthetic preferences on chicks. Just make the best of what you got, be as cool and popular as you can and chances are you can make up for a whole lot. You’d have to be VERY unfortunate in order to be too, too ugly.
Helps to just accept your archetype, too. I always thought I was ugly b/c I thought the skinny, anemic, emo/twink boys were the height of female preference, took me a while to just accept I’m on the sturdy, square-shaped end of the spectrum. It’s worked out okay for me, at least.
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Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 06:03:07 JST
Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Waldbrand @LouisConde @ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey Gotta get used to the fact you'll inevitably be attractive to certain subsets of women also. The perky cheerleader or the goth chick are probably not going to be into you, sorry friends. You aren't Chadwick von Noodlebrau IV and you aren't Twinky Carl the Goth. Find your lane and be content (my lane was quiet bookish girls oh well works out). Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 06:10:34 JST
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
@RupertvonRipp @Waldbrand @LouisConde @ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @Unsolicited @grey When I was 15 my first real successful GF saw a picture of me from her friend and texted me to say “I like ur arms”. I didn’t take it as interest because all my friends bragged - yes, bragged - about how they could fit into their girlfriend’s pants, and who would want someone who wasn’t slender enough to do that?
Looking back….holy hell I was very retarded. I had no idea what I had in my pocket
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CatSoc :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 06:11:07 JST 
CatSoc :nv:
@ForbiddenDreamer @Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey Why can't people just be normal? -
The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 06:11:09 JST
The Forbidden Dreamer
@CatLord @Bro-Drillard @WashedOutGundamPilot @Unsolicited @grey Why don't you just take the marital rape-pill instead? -
𝔹𝔸𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 ™ (basedlord@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2023 06:17:11 JST 
𝔹𝔸𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 ™
@WashedOutGundamPilot @monsterislandcolonizer @SerfnUSA @grey Mike Judge really outdid himself with silicone valley. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.
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