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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 05:26:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   Practicing my ‘coming out’ speech about how I’ve always been a closeted gender fluid and non-binary ‘enby’ on the offchance someone fwds my Woggy poasts to my work

   (it’s pure coincidence I spend 100% of the time as a lustful male, gender fluidity is complicated, and some people go decades presenting as a single gender. Nevertheless, you can’t fire me without a lawsuit, I’m quite insane)

   • PunishedD (punishedd@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 05:38:20 JST PunishedD

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Don't worry bro, when HR comes for you, we'll all swear you are a massive faggot.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 05:39:39 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • PunishedD
     • sjw

     @PunishedD “dude, how could he be straight? He hasn’t unfollowed @sjw No straight man would EVER put up with that much penis on his timeline!!!”

   • veff :trash: (veff@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 05:49:08 JST veff :trash:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot What’s your thoughts on the whole “change your driver’s license from M to F” strategy of company security? I’ve heard it more as a meme to fill diversity quotas but I’m starting to wonder if it’s actually a brilliant idea in disguise, alongside “coming out” in preparation to being fired as a form of filing discrimination suits despite being 100% white and 100% male.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 05:49:08 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • veff :trash:

     @veff Sheesh, that’s really “all-in”, but in a way is there any downside? Being able to point at it in 20 years to get extra retirement funds or whatever bonuses they give to “women” might be smart.

     There have been times I thought about doing that “dress up like a tranny and keep the pics in a vault, so if you DID get burned for being ‘based’ at work, you can discreetly show the boss “proof” that you’re one of them….but then that would require me to to dress up like a tranny and I’m not in THAT much danger yet.

     Plus you could concievably sue your employer if he threatened your position and you confided your “trans identity” only to leak it to employees, or so I recall. Imagine getting away with it all and getting like $500k as a settlement, too. Delicious. All it cost was some dignity and the lasting fear of those pics being found

   • :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: (chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 05:53:31 JST :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot I'm just going to tell people I'm a mischling.
     Satire is part of (((our culture))), don't you know.
     Criticizing me for my 'satirical' hitlerposts is antisemitic and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 05:57:54 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv:

     @chainsaw_appreciator Just practice slowly increasing the jewish tone and vocal fry as you say

     “it’s our sense of humor that has sustained us as a people for thousands of years!“

     and

     “you don’t unnerstand…..my people are living in the white man’s world, it’s only be blending in and pretending to me one of them that we jews can survive!“

     Then your boss will point to your phone wallpaper: