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1. MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 17:49:15 JST MisterRogersSnapped
   Watching a computer threaten a kid by writing his suicide note on a screen to him in 1999 is way too close to real in 2024 lol
   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 17:49:15 JST pistolero

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     @MisterRogersSnapped There was a Google Gemini screenshit floating around where someone had asked it about depression and it had suggested suicide and listed nearby bridges.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 17:51:01 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped Bill planed for this
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   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 17:51:23 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @p Fucking uncanny. It's like all the AI bot "girlfriend" apps, how many lonely people that would use an app like that would also be susceptible to the app waiting a couple weeks and popping out with "You're a fat loser wit zits, even a phone robot girl couldn't ever love you. You should just end it, you're worthless."
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:02:28 JST pistolero

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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:04:44 JST pistolero

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     > Fucking uncanny.
     
     In this case, the excuse was they trained it on Reddit data.
     
     > It's like all the AI bot "girlfriend" apps, how many lonely people that would use an app like that would also be susceptible to the app waiting a couple weeks and popping out with "You're a fat loser wit zits, even a phone robot girl couldn't ever love you. You should just end it, you're worthless."
     
     Ha, I also expect that a large number of them would be very into it.
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:09:52 JST pistolero

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     @MisterRogersSnapped Look, man, I am not the one writing "plz step on me and call me a dingus" at anime girls. I am just saying those dudes exist and they will give you money for that thing you have just described.
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   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:09:53 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @p gross p lmao 🤣
   • reeeeeelman (realman543@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:18:17 JST reeeeeelman

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     @MisterRogersSnapped @p "If wou pway yow taxes, I won't wov yow anymow!"
   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:18:17 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @realman543 @p "ITS THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER, SADBOYKUN!
     
     
     
     ....it's time to go."
   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:18:18 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @realman543 @p "vote out all incumbents, uwu! You won't be sowwy!
     
     A 20 minute mile is the same distance as a 5 minute mile, sadboykun! Don't give up!
     
     Wemembew journawists awen't peopwe!"
   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:18:19 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @realman543 @p "Steal testosterone boosters from GNC and steak from Krogers, uwu! Put another plate on the bar!"
     
     Boom, now my AI Irl Botnet is for good instead of evil.
   • reeeeeelman (realman543@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:18:19 JST reeeeeelman

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     @MisterRogersSnapped @p Wait, you didn't make the AI tell them to shit in their local politician's mailbox. Cringe. Unsubbed downboat hatemail.
   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:18:20 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @realman543 @p Pull an Andrew Tate, create a fake AI girlfriend app with people behind the keyboard. Automatic suicidal sad boy IRL botnet.
   • reeeeeelman (realman543@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:18:20 JST reeeeeelman

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     @MisterRogersSnapped @p Just make sure to sell them supplements. I hear it pays well.
   • reeeeeelman (realman543@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:18:21 JST reeeeeelman

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     @MisterRogersSnapped @p You're right. OPEN AI WAIFUS NOW!
   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:23:51 JST pistolero

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     @Zergling_man @MisterRogersSnapped I occasionally do an md5sum of the files in the meme directory and then check for dups, but usually I do not save files twice.
     
     I should probably shove it into a script but it's something like `find -type f -print0 | xargs -0 -P8 -n100 md5sum | awk '{a[$1] = a[$1] "\t" $2;c[$1]++}END{for(i in c){if(c[i] > 1)print i, c[i], a[i]}}'.
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:23:52 JST pistolero

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     @Zergling_man @MisterRogersSnapped Then maybe I do not have it.
   • Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:23:52 JST Zergling_man

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped Are you the type that doesn't save the same picture twice?
   • Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:23:53 JST Zergling_man

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped I don't know if I've ever seen you post it.
   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:23:54 JST pistolero

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     @Zergling_man @MisterRogersSnapped If I have ever posted it, I probably still have it.
   • Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:23:55 JST Zergling_man

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped Do you have that Lupin3 pic about this topic?
   • Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:41:03 JST Zergling_man

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     @goo @p @MisterRogersSnapped Isn't that basically hydrus? And that's supposedly the solution.
   • reeeeeelman (realman543@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:41:03 JST reeeeeelman

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     @Zergling_man @MisterRogersSnapped @p @goo If you don't want a database because you're not addicted to hoarding (or you don't give enough of a fuck to catalog the backlog) you can just name them. If the files get so numerous to be overwhelming (which I've never had happen ftr) you can always subdivide into general category folders.
   • Ayam Geprek (goo@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:41:04 JST Ayam Geprek

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man what's the best way to organize funny pictures anyway? When I get really really bored I put mine in a locally running booru but that's probably overkill.
   • Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:41:22 JST Zergling_man

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     @realman543 @goo @p @MisterRogersSnapped
     yun-wuxin:[wisknort]:~/Endless/Pictures/fap$ ls -ld fedi*
     drwxrwxrwx 1 root root 2785280 Sep 30 19:25 fedi
     drwxrwxrwx 1 root root 56934400 Dec 27 2022 fedi.1
     drwxrwxrwx 1 root root 72179712 Sep 8 16:45 fedi.2
     
     The 2nd one filled up, you can't add new files to it. The first one I think didn't, but I'm not certain.
   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:09:04 JST pistolero

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     @goo @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man That's probably reasonable but it seems pretty manual. I just put them somewhere, name them something clever, forget what I called them, and then tell people I had something for this.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:09:50 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo Uh same ( i forget to name shit to)
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:39:30 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo Please enjoy 5cdc2e9126d1355c1461c431a66a98d310491d9b3f8f3dd6c35e1161474ea673.gif.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:40:22 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo Lol
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:46:14 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:46:15 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:52:17 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo Ha, holy shit.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:52:54 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo I have a good amount of good shit, could be more though.....
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:54:18 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:56:38 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:58:41 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo This is one of my favorite images
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 22:58:55 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo All of these are vintage 2006 memes. Get them while they're older than half of fedi.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 23:02:10 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo O yes he did, the kyle thing was kino shit
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 23:02:11 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo Ha, holy shit, he didn't, did he?
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 23:06:17 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo I know he shot the pedo but all I remember from the trial was all the lefties yelling about him crying.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 23:06:36 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo Did you see the blown out bicep part?
   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 23:08:20 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo The part I was incredulous about was him laughing at that part of the trial.
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 23:10:11 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo Like, it seems like that'd get a feller in trouble.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 23:10:25 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo O i see, fuck i don't have it.
   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 12:24:02 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @p @dcc @Zergling_man @goo The kid did we exactly right but the adults in his life are fucking idiots. The car lot owner didn't have the balls to protect his own shit but gassed this kid up to do it? If you stuck a key in my back at his age it wouldn't have took many turns to have me crashing out thinking I was Rambo too.
     
     He was in the right, it was a clean self defense shooting, but those adults are fucking idiots. 2 less piece of shit commie scumbags I guess.
     
     It was the only good outcome possible in that situation.
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 12:55:52 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @MisterRogersSnapped @p @Zergling_man @goo
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   • Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 16:12:29 JST Zergling_man

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     @p @goo @MisterRogersSnapped @dcc >Zero languages should be allowed to do this.
     
     >For a more type-safe ==, we have ===. For a more type-safe <, we have... nothing. "123" < "0124", always, no matter what you do. Casting doesn't help, either.
     >== converts to numbers when possible (123 == "123foo"� although "123" != "123foo"), which means it converts to floats when possible. So large hex strings (like, say, password hashes) may occasionally compare true when they're not. Even JavaScript doesn't do this.
     - https://thelo.ca/php.txt (mostly taken from eev.ee's post and some other, phpsadness or such)
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     @Zergling_man @MisterRogersSnapped @dcc @goo
     
     > VB also does this!
     
     Yeah, to be fair some of the JS stuff there is like...stuff you expect a runtime to do if it is all IEEE-754 and there is no real integer, but then stuff like
     
     >array of ints sorted as strings
     
     Zero languages should be allowed to do this. '[] + {}' should probably toss an error of some sort, or coerce the array into an associative array so []+{}=={}, like [1]+{a:2}=={0:1,a:2} would make more sense than JS's fascination with just coercing all types to strings.
     
     > 'banana'
     
     Ha
   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 16:12:31 JST pistolero

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     @Zergling_man @MisterRogersSnapped @dcc @goo
     
     > Enough making fun of languages that suck, let's talk about javascript!
     
     Ha, I saw the "wat" talk when it was new.
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   • Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 16:12:31 JST Zergling_man

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     @p @goo @MisterRogersSnapped @dcc >typeof NaN
     <'number'
     VB also does this!
     
     >array of ints sorted as strings
     WAT
     HAHAHA HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL, AMAZING
     
     This is probably my favourite:
     > ('b' + 'a' + + 'a' + 'a').toLowerCase()
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   • Zergling_man (zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 16:12:32 JST Zergling_man

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     @p @goo @MisterRogersSnapped @dcc That picture!
     Enough making fun of languages that suck, let's talk about javascript!
     https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat.html
   • reeeeeelman (realman543@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 16:13:16 JST reeeeeelman

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     @Zergling_man @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @p @goo I am so glad I never learned javascript.
   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 16:42:48 JST pistolero

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     @shibao @dcc @Zergling_man @MisterRogersSnapped @goo Those would be, based on the 2007 timestamps, probably 711chan or some weeb forum I used to hang out at. Estimating from the graph, about 2/3 of the meme directory came from fedi, though.
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   • 受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 16:42:49 JST 受不了包

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     @p@fsebugoutzone.org @dcc@annihilation.social @MisterRogersSnapped@fsebugoutzone.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @goo@shitposter.world i always wonder where you get these pictures

   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 18:05:27 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @p @shibao @Zergling_man @dcc @goo "take that feeble emacs user" is wild lol
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 18:09:08 JST pistolero

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     @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @dcc @goo @shibao When @j was testing his upscaler, he did a more legible version:
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 18:10:45 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @shibao @Zergling_man @goo @j
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 18:14:01 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @goo @j @shibao
     
     When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi and Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.
     
     Ed, man! !man ed
     
     ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)
     
     NAME
     ed - text editor
     
     SYNOPSIS
     ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
     DESCRIPTION
     Ed is the standard text editor.
     
     ---
     
     Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!
     
     “Ed is the standard text editor.”
     
     And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
     
     -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
     -rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
     -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
     
     Of course, on the system I administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!
     
     “Ed is the standard text editor.”
     
     Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:
     
     golem$ ed
     
     ?
     help
     ?
     ?
     ?
     quit
     ?
     exit
     ?
     bye
     ?
     hello?
     ?
     eat flaming death
     ?
     ^C
     ?
     ^C
     ?
     ^D
     ?
     
     ---
     
     Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.
     
     “Ed is the standard text editor.”
     
     Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.
     
     ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!
     
     When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”. Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!
     
     TEXT EDITOR.
     
     When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their “edlin” on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.
     
     Ed is for those who can remember what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED “VISUAL” EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!
     
     ?
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   • MisterRogersSnapped (misterrogerssnapped@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 18:15:40 JST MisterRogersSnapped

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     @p @dcc @Zergling_man @goo @j @shibao I am 100% stealing "the educated and ignorant alike" lmao
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   • † top dog :pedomustdie: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 18:17:28 JST † top dog :pedomustdie:

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped @shibao @Zergling_man @goo @j Ed is great yea
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 18:50:42 JST pistolero

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     @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @dcc @goo @j @shibao I should probably mention that this is copypasta: https://web.archive.org/web/20121018125753/https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html
     
     While I'm on the topic, the GNU website appears to be down, at the moment, but archive links are preferable anyway: they have taken to retroactively editing things without noting the edit or altering the attribution, so I have no idea who censored the "Know your Unix System Administrator" piece, but on May 30, 2020 (not too long after they kicked :rms: out), someone removed some words from https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.txt , so the Last-Modified header on that URL reads "Sat, 30 May 2020 10:54:03 GMT" and https://web.archive.org/web/20200507133552/https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html differs from https://web.archive.org/web/20200507133552/https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html . It is one thing to edit someone's jokes retroactively (I don't think it should be done; I don't even like that they changed the quote style), but they don't even note that they edited it anywhere, and that part is kinda infuriating.
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   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 19:26:47 JST 

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     @p @dcc @MisterRogersSnapped @shibao @Zergling_man @goo @j That's the same link.
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   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 19:27:46 JST 

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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 20:35:15 JST pistolero

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     @mint @MisterRogersSnapped @Zergling_man @dcc @goo @j @shibao Copypasta issue; the censorship appears on https://web.archive.org/web/20200607140627/https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html .
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   • pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 20:48:59 JST pistolero

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     @mint @MisterRogersSnapped Anachronisms inserted by this kid:
     
     > index.php(!!!)
     
     > web-based forum
     
     > a comment section
     
     > upvotes
     
     > disgusting relative timestamps
     
     > dynamic page content
     
     > user profiles
     
     > profile pictures
     
     > buddy list
     
     > the keyboard (you can't fault him for not tracking down an old keyboard but he didn't need the close-up of it; you *can* fault him for not just looking at old-ass websites)
     
     I will fight that kid.
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   •  (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 21:09:36 JST 

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     @p @MisterRogersSnapped Keyboard looks like a normal late 90s/early 2000s one to me, avatars and profile info started getting traction at around the same time (phpBB supported it since at least 2001, vBulletin probably even earlier), the rest are more of an anachronistic nitpick. Only thing that breaks my suspension of disbelief is dynamic loading of new posts, AJAX hasn't started getting traction until mid-2000s.