my go-to boomer imitation has long been “oh man, do you follow cat turd? That guy’s HILARIOUS“ and I feel more vindicated than ever.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 00:50:43 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks - 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 repeated this.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 00:53:16 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks Yes, stop posting the….”truth”
Siri, gimme “Cat Turd™”‘s hottest take on jewish rule
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 00:55:36 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks Wow, cool story mister Holman. Let’s test that experience.
I give you a magic button to reach back in history and choose the Victor of WWII. Which button do you press? Axis or Allies?
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Marakus (marakus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 00:55:49 JST Marakus @WashedOutGundamPilot Why does he thinks kids cant play freely outside anymore?
>my childhood was awesome, and yours suck, and its your fault, because kids shape the world, not old people!🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 and Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks like this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 00:57:57 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks Really grates on me how boomes (and gen X, they’re essentially the same in many parts of the country) blame us for being latchkey kids.
The parents refused to let kids wander around because they watched TV and freaked out over Dateline Specials about how any unattended child would be kidnapped and raped. Now, 20 years after the fact, they’re yelling at us like we should have lectured them on their overreaction and biked across town to shoot potatoes at school buildings w/ PVC tubes and hairspray
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Zealist (zealist@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 01:02:33 JST Zealist @WashedOutGundamPilot -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 01:02:33 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Zealist Now you get the worst of both worlds - no cheap chinese trinkets and your overseers are all black trannies b/c all the world’s perverts have fled to the states, creating a sea-to-sea san francisco
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スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 01:22:06 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: @WashedOutGundamPilot
>be a boomer
>mock kids these days for not knowing how to change oil
>"what? of course i didn't show my kids, it's not MY responsibility to teach them! i just took the car to the dealership so i could spend time watching TV instead"
>"what? hell no you can't take auto shop in high school, you have to take college prep calculus and AP english instead!"
>"why don't kids go fishing these days?"
>built a whole regulatory bureaucracy where now you need a $300 permit every year and anyone under 17 must be supervised by an adult
>sold all the lakes to private real estate developers and now they're all owned by HOAs that strictly ban fishing, swimming, boating, and anything else but looking at the water while jerking off to your property value number -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 01:38:45 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks was looking for a diff. post but here’s these ones, they’re like, 2/5s
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WhiteExodite (bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 01:41:53 JST WhiteExodite >and the beatles will be forgotten about five minutes after the last boomer dies
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 01:42:57 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @bleedingphoenix I think we’re seeing this in the car market. The old days of shitty, worn out boomermobiles from the 60’s being the on the upswing are done. Now everyone’s focused on later stuff as an investment. Gonna be interesting if prices on 60’s camaros end up dumping below jap compacts in 30 years
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🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:18:37 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 @Tadano @WashedOutGundamPilot @bleedingphoenix tfw the younger generation feels the guy who shot Lennon did nothing wrong -
Tadano ❄️🎅 (tadano@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:18:38 JST Tadano ❄️🎅 @bleedingphoenix @WashedOutGundamPilot Good, they never made anything decent until Rubber Soul and most of their catalogue is highly overrated -
RAUL👹Lum lover (realraul@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:19:54 JST RAUL👹Lum lover @Frondeur @skylar @WashedOutGundamPilot It actually makes sense to have fishing permits since so many lakes and river over fished to death. -
🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:19:54 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 @RealRaul @Frondeur @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar need one of those parody isis hunter stickers but instead it says normie hunter -
RAUL👹Lum lover (realraul@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:19:55 JST RAUL👹Lum lover @skylar @WashedOutGundamPilot Now I have an urge to illegally fish -
Frondeur (frondeur@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:19:55 JST Frondeur @RealRaul @skylar @WashedOutGundamPilot wait there are people opposed to fishing permits? -
bodoh (yellow_heart@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:21:55 JST bodoh @PhenomX6 @Frondeur @RealRaul @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar better yet make it a patch
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🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:21:55 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 @Yellow_Heart @Frondeur @RealRaul @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar thug hunter would be funny too but for different reasons -
Lina Inver:z:e :mur_close: :nuts: (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:23:42 JST Lina Inver:z:e :mur_close: :nuts: @WashedOutGundamPilot virgin catturd "childhood" vs chad russian childhood with sneaking in alcoholic cocktails as soda to school and hanging out in internet cafes to play cs 1.6 and dota 1 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 likes this. -
bodoh (yellow_heart@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:23:53 JST bodoh @PhenomX6 @Frondeur @RealRaul @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar Jordan peterson: that was me years ago. I am no thug hunter any longer
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🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:23:53 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 @Yellow_Heart @Frondeur @RealRaul @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar which would be funnier; Jordan Peterson being made to say racist talking points or "woke moralist" talking points? -
Edge (edge@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:24:25 JST Edge @WashedOutGundamPilot
"I'm a boomer. I'm proud that I got to experience all of these good aspects of my childhood that I made sure to make unavailable to future generations via increased cost, regulatory over-reach, and hysterical safety culture.Now I'm going to insult you for having a worse childhood than me thanks to factors you had no control over (including our decisions about your life)."
Also
>we had Saturday morning cartoons
They also said we had it too good when peak Cartoon Network was around.
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🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 04:24:40 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 @WashedOutGundamPilot sounds like my childhood too and then they ask "why won't you call me or come over more" -
Boomerman (boomerman@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 05:09:03 JST Boomerman @WashedOutGundamPilot Frankly i dont think the "greatest generation" catches enough blame. The boomers didnt get fucked up out nowhere. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks repeated this. -
TinyFern ⚜️ Christ is King (tinyfern@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 05:09:03 JST TinyFern ⚜️ Christ is King @Boomerman @WashedOutGundamPilot
Modernist minimalism got popular because the entire generation coming back from WWI was permanently traumatised by the human meat grinder experience never seen before in history. That generation came home and neglected their sons, who then went and fought in the next big war, and then they came home and wasn't able to emotionally connect to their kids either. The boomers are the product of two generations of traumatised, absent fathers, which is why they act like spoiled rich kids with no maturity.
World war one destroyed the old world in the west.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 05:12:37 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks Just seeing this on the TL inflames me again. I really get chafed when I hear bqqmers talk about “TRUTH” when I’m sure they mean the most whitewashed, comfy, politically correct “truth” around.
“woah, there’s PLENTY of wonderful black people, it’s only a small group that does the crime!”
“there’s no space for antisemitism in america, we fought to save jewish people from the holocaust, YOUR grandfathers died to defeat fascism!!!”
etc
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FestiveNova :confederateflag: :nv:🎄 (lordmordred@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 05:26:30 JST FestiveNova :confederateflag: :nv:🎄 @TinyFern @Boomerman @WashedOutGundamPilot Men on both sides in both wars also became severe drug addicts as well the Allies became addicted to morphine and the Axis to amphetamines Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 (phenomx6@fedi.pawlicker.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 05:42:08 JST 🌲Number 1 Pleroma Criminal on XBL 🇵🇱|🇺🇸 @circuSphere @Yellow_Heart @Frondeur @RealRaul @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar all the Scott Adams memes are about him shitting on black people now or referencing cboyardee -
bodoh (yellow_heart@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 05:42:09 JST bodoh @PhenomX6 @Frondeur @RealRaul @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar I think a debate betwen the two. the racist jordan and the woke jordan. like his two inner demons coming out to fight
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circuSphere (circusphere@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 05:42:09 JST circuSphere @Yellow_Heart @PhenomX6 @Frondeur @RealRaul @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar If you really want to get under his skin it's got to be going after his boss Ben Shapiro with some spicey takes on Israel and the jooos.
He seems to want it though, he should be smart enough to know that his little "10 years for deepfaking me!" hot-take will do nothing but encourage the internet to put down the Clott Adams machine and start deep faking him again. I think he craves the attention the same way he craves a bottle of little white Benzodiazepines. -
:btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 (graf@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 06:17:15 JST :btrfly: anime graf mays 🛰️🪐 @WashedOutGundamPilot the virgin catturd appreciator vs the chad graf enjoyer Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Frondeur (frondeur@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:52:02 JST Frondeur @BenChampagne @RealRaul @WashedOutGundamPilot @skylar too bad...renewed yours for you... -
BenChampagne (benchampagne@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:52:03 JST BenChampagne Yes. All moral people are. -
Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:52:14 JST Peter @WashedOutGundamPilot >jacked-up Nova with mags
The fact that he didn't specify which engine it had confirms he was a poser. Shackles and mags were cheap, and the car would've been slower after that. Slower you say? Yep, they didn't go around corners so good, LOL.
And listening to Boston? Their album debuted in 1976. The big engine for the Nova put out ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE horsepower back then. From everything I've read (unless you were buying old musclecars) being a car guy during the smog-era absolutely sucked.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
BenChampagne (benchampagne@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:52:15 JST BenChampagne Is this supposed to be an own? Did the reich do everything right? Hitler didn't even try to genocide the jews. I expect better from the next fuhrer. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:52:28 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @1967GTO Every time someone let me try out his ‘bitchin’ old 60’s car without modernized equipment I came away laughing. Even the “sporty” ones handle like a boat, you can only do so much w/ leaf springs after all (same suspension tech on a horse carriage, btw) and without sound isolation it’s a tinnitus machine.
Basically, if you don’t have the memories of lusting after a car at 16, it’s forever underwhelming to you. Kids now would probably get in a Type R and laugh at the wimpy thrust and barebones interior, while I can’t get enough of them
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Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:52:54 JST Paultron-3030 @WashedOutGundamPilot @1967GTO i sympathize tho, my grail car is and will forever be a 2001 camaro z28 which is a horrible car by any metric and mainly favored by nigger felons and white methheads
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:52:54 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Paultron @1967GTO I liked the 04 GTO, but there’s something I really prefer about underpowered cars for street use. Much easier to enjoy when 60 comes in 6 seconds instead of 2. Ever since they started allowing ‘felonious speeding’ it’s just not worth the risk knowing 60% of my car’s performance is locked behind a felony
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:55:46 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @troubledturtle @1967GTO Yup. I have a theory that there’s a core part of our mental OS that’s firmware flashed in our teens, where we’ll ALWAYS love the cars we liked then and never really move on.
Why else would I still want what’s basically a slightly masculinized hairdresser’s car?
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Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 08:55:47 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @WashedOutGundamPilot @1967GTO I pine for my first car a 81 Nissan Maxima wagon ,it was big, slow, and handled like a boat , but I'll be damned if I dont miss it. -
Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:27:02 JST Peter @troubledturtle @WashedOutGundamPilot I can't even count how many times I've seen over the top wheels distract from the car. Even just the rim to tire ratio can have a negative aesthetic - a 13" rim with a tall tire or big rim with a non-existent sidewall. And the wrong offsets. Ugh.
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Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:27:02 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @1967GTO @WashedOutGundamPilot Preaching to the choir fren , my pet peeve is low profile tires with large rims . I much prefer more tire to rim . And fuck those gold rims in particular. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:27:03 JST Peter @troubledturtle @WashedOutGundamPilot I am of the opinion that almost anything with wheels can benefit from some well thought out mods. -
Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:27:03 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @1967GTO @WashedOutGundamPilot Those are nice rims and I am very particular about rims . -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:30:35 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @troubledturtle @Argyrus @1967GTO It’s a moot point, most options today are 18” or 20” even for cars. They don’t even make the old styles
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Argyrus (argyrus@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:30:36 JST Argyrus @troubledturtle @1967GTO @WashedOutGundamPilot I keep telling myself not to blow the money on getting rid of my wheels and going full retro w/. 15"
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Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:30:36 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @Argyrus @1967GTO @WashedOutGundamPilot youtube.com/watch?v=zNx-mjIKfcI Scotty sums it up pretty well. -
Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:47:45 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @WashedOutGundamPilot @Argyrus @1967GTO Im a sucker for classic Cragar five spoke rims. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:56:04 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @WashedOutGundamPilot @1967GTO I hade my rice burner infatuation too :) . Also agree on the "mental OS" . -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:56:04 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @troubledturtle @1967GTO I love these but they’re too damn expensive, and they’re a little too tin-canny to wanna drive all the time. Live with them for a while and it gets old, wider greenhouse puts you on display to everyone around you, huge worry about theft since they’re more valuable (like $30k used, up to $60k nice) and they’re just loud on the interstate once you go up to newer stuff w/ better isolation.
In an all white country I’d happily drive one, but I still prefer the RSX for the under-the-radar appeal, K-series motor, and increased privacy
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Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:56:12 JST Peter @WashedOutGundamPilot @troubledturtle High school. I've always wanted to chart musclecar prices, and see if they tracked with what was popular at 18 years old. There would've been some outliers, but the really old guys loved their 50s Corvettes far more than they should have. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:56:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @1967GTO @troubledturtle I think we’ll see them drop from their insane 1/4M pricing once boomers die off. Still kind of expensive, but not completely insane. Imports will increase, then drop off in similar fashion once X and mills are gone
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CoQ_10 (coq_10@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:57:36 JST CoQ_10 @WashedOutGundamPilot @troubledturtle @1967GTO No apologies. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 09:57:36 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @CoQ_10 @troubledturtle @1967GTO They look super cool, driving them is just…….not my thing. Worst of all, you have to budget 30 minutes to every stop because every fat man in 1,000 feet will come to strike up a conversation about the one he had in HS
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Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 10:30:03 JST Peter @WashedOutGundamPilot @troubledturtle > once boomers die off
A lot of them are starting to come to terms with this. Kids who weren't immersed in car culture aren't impressed by what is clearly a step backwards.
I'd like to find an older PC (like a Pentium286) but it better be cheap. When it comes to novelty, "collectible" is rarely worth the price of admission.Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Troubled Turtle :verified: (troubledturtle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 10:36:03 JST Troubled Turtle :verified: @1967GTO @WashedOutGundamPilot But I like cars that dont have a million computers in them . -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2023 10:36:03 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @troubledturtle @1967GTO I’ll take computers over carburetors though
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Godcast (hates Christmas music half) (godcast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 13:04:36 JST Godcast (hates Christmas music half) @WashedOutGundamPilot "My childhood that my parents graciously provided for me was better than your childhood that I ruined for you, zoomer!" Kenny Blankenship likes this. -
Kenny Blankenship (dw2@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 13:05:44 JST Kenny Blankenship @Godcast @WashedOutGundamPilot Boomers are just the epitome of the "born on third base, thought they hit a triple" mindset aren't they
And they wonder why they still don't have grandkidsWoggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.