Notices by sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com), page 2
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@lain it's a plot by the WEF to make western men fail their semen retention streaks
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finnster posting cock, it's over, west has fallen. dumping all stock
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@lain @thendrix @frogzone like I alluded to twice already I have no doubt that tiktok will continue watering the tree of liberty with the attention spans of patriots forevermore. if there's a takeover they'll just adjust a few knobs, you'll still be hypnotised to get fat and angry but the suppository the message is delivered in might look slightly different.
I just meant to say that the thought exercise is interesting
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That makes me think. I predict that life expectancy will start plummeting as the tiktok kids replace older generations because their perception of time is so wonky. You have to age quickly if your basic unit of time is 2 seconds
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@thendrix I'm telling you it's the short videos. And the plastic in every single thing you put in your mouth
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@frogzone @thendrix it's an interesting question, is the principle of freedom and competition so absolute that you have to let a foreign power psychically rape you to protect it? I'm not being snarky just pondering. and like I already pointed out I think it's going to keep making kids retarded no matter who's the nanny
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I wish the adl hate symbol database had buttons for conveniently ordering stickers and t shirts
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@lain do you exercise? I'm a bit worried about how it might affect that
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@lain if I decide to do this for real I might do that. I haven't decided how serious I am yet, not really sure what the benefit would be. I just thought it'd be fun to try
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I hate the way this makes me sound but I tried eating as few carbs as humanly possible for a week. Today I had some pasta and it made me feel like the stupidest motherfucker alive, like it literally disabled my brain. I'm a bit baffled, I don't think I'm imagining it because I expected nothing. I didn't feel anything during the week
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I have so many ideas that I need to dump on someone but everything I think about is so dumb and gay that I just can't. I'm gonna become one of those people who hand out pamphlets at the bus stop
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@zemichi @kumicota @deadheat @takao this is funny as shit. I don't believe false planned this because he's not smart enough, nor do I believe niji was up to anything with the con. Doesn't matter, I'll take it. I hate him but I tip my fedora
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@lain how else do you think I'm gonna show it to them
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I'm thinking about applying for social media manager at work because I heard there's an opening, I'm gonna pitch my sketch of a company branded womb tattoo at the interview
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I WILL get one item from the doki charity auction I swear to god. my wallet is already chained to the radiator and I've been beating the ever loving fuck out of it to make sure it's ready and willing by saturday. I WILL get a signed post card
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@lain are you flirting with me
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I didn't want to even post about it because it's so stupid but I'm losing my shit thinking about it
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a rothschild dying is a pretty good indicator that money and power really don't make you happy. everyone knows they don't have to die unless they want to
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are you even a gamer if you haven't pissed yourself uncontrollably while playing lies of p
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@lain so the banging is undisputed? need this quick
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