@lebronjames75@lain omg i was literally dreaming about US MREs today - however the fucker who gave me them only gave the main entree and heater, no accessories or cofe instant type II/III or BROWN SPOON smh yes US MREs absolutely amazing and i've tried the chilli and beans before =)
@rin@lain >The government also encouraged Singapore men to choose highly educated women as wives, establishing the Social Development Unit (SDU) that year to promote socializing among men and women graduates, a unit that was also nicknamed "Single, Desperate and Ugly".
imagine trying to optimize for intelligence/education in breeding and just getting something called "Single, Desperate and Ugly" :risitas2:
BREAKING: HERETIC GNOSTIC RITUALS COMBINED WITH AI COMPUTER HALLUCINATIONS HAVE BIRTHED PLEROMA-TAN, BUT IS SHE REAL? DOES SHE HAVE A SOUL?
cell classic (cell@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 14-Jul-2023 17:08:24 JST
cell classicBREAKING: The Union of Fediverse Janitors (known by the slogan "We Do It For Free") has gone on strike following the introduction of Threads - points of contention include no remuneration for federating with Threads and no acknowledgement of their hard work toiling away in the report mines.
An anonymous server operator has commented: "We have never been consulted about federation with the Entity That Shall Not Be Named yet the U.F.J. have had access to these so called "secret meetings". Furthermore, we have proof of report spam abuse by members of the U.F.J. and do not tolerate any fraud incurred while pursuing administrative metrics."
An automated janitorial solution is currently being tested to completely eliminate the janitor's role, and is running on *oma and *key, with planned rollout to the Big M in the coming weeks. Ebin Town poster eazy-t comments: "Big e-Egos will soon realize the wrath of automation!"