Notices by l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)
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l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 03:38:17 JST 
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how to get rabies -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 02:55:31 JST
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the entire "gamergate 2" situation is summarized really well as "these men are all convinced that video games are being made less sexy when there has never been a better time to buy porn on steam. They are just chasing the feeling of being a 14 year old boy seeing boobs in a pg13 movie"
woman has a mole JESUS CHRIST THE LIBS ARE MAKING WOMEN UNFUCKABLE
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT I SAY FOLKS THE FROGS ARE GAY NOW YOU DI- YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, AND NOW FROGS ARE COMING, TO FUCK YOUR KIDS
EITHER YOU FUCK THE FROGS, OR THE FROGS FUCK YOU
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l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 02:55:12 JST
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#NSFW : Futa, hentai, spaghetti cum, dicks, women
cc @All_bonesJones because i want him to see this -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 01:14:10 JST
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@moth_ball @coolboymew a larger handful of poasties ree-ing and the inbetween ok-poster aka "the usual"
i didnt even write a single line in the original post, just copy pasted from someone else, formatted already existing text with markdown, and it made me laugh a lot
i skipped reading whatever was written after i went to bed and woke up, but the notifications tab was huge
really made my morning -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 01:13:58 JST
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@moth_ball @coolboymew tldr; i feel like i still got it -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 20:41:54 JST
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@coolboymew it's even been quote reposted
it's beautiful -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 13:09:59 JST
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onion will kill me
Yet i keep eating it knowingly AND unknowingly
Argh hhhhggg -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 02:44:06 JST
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@lain banking difficulty: GAMER -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 22:30:03 JST
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@coolboymew the entire thread was bait from the get go
i got you
realy good -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 22:29:20 JST
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like giving candy to a baby -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 22:23:38 JST
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@coolboymew @mischievoustomato >capeshit is shit
couldve told that from the name of the genre -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 03:02:44 JST
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this is me -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 22:02:09 JST
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d-did i make this at some point
this in my video-creation folder -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 03:44:39 JST
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@lain germany's been very good to me
nobody batted an eye when i did the hitler salute infront of the reichstag and someone took a picture of me for me (i was 18 at the time)
minus the trains,, naturally -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 03:32:06 JST
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@lain mfw i managed to barely squeeze by all of those strikes in germany repeatedly
and my mom didnt lmfao (rip vacation plans for her) -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 22:10:11 JST
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I'm sorry for being a good boy and I will get you a new 🆕🆕🆕🆕🆕🆕🆕🆕 -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 19:49:13 JST
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@lain @NeonPurpleStar @augustus @sim @hakui why do you keep saying that
Russia stopped the pipeline without warning way before it was blown up
You would have never ever gotten it, it's a schizo belief you have if you even remotely think there was a chance to even get it -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 02:30:21 JST
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@lain HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 02:30:20 JST
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@lain AAAAAAA HE IS ME -
l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 02:03:15 JST
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@lain i saw an insane (pronounced: low-IQ) man last month
here's the story:
A man called in: "Hello i would like a spruce tree felled. How much"
[...]"Probably 150-350€ based on your description, i can only tell when i see it"
"ok, thanks for the info"
a few days go by
"Hello, I called regarding a spruce tree. Could you come take it down? It should be easy and cheap, the tree is tilted in the right direction for felling and i tried to fell it myself but you see, my chainsaw got stuck"
"ok" (thats weird, but i have an assumption about the chainsaw)
drive there, and pic related is what is the situation at hand
tree is tilted STRONGLY towards a building (not towards the empty space)
an electric chainsaw is stuck in the tree as pictured. (assumption from earlier correct)
the tree is barely holding on from a tiny wooden hinge still left uncut.
"what the fuck, this tree's gonna fall on your house if you cut it like this"
"really :o ?"
"remove the chainsaw from the tree"
"but its stuck"
"unscrew it from the saw bar"
"ah"
"you realize you were less than 2 seconds of cutting away from causing several thousand euros of property damage to your house right and it could even happen RIGHT NOW any second"
"no"
"yes"
chainsaw removed from tree
idea: throw rope over tree, pull tree over with rope in the right direction
excecution: throw a throw-line over the ~~18m tall tree (a millimeter thin rope that supports about 60kg weight pull with a weight at the end of the rope).
throwline throw was a failure, cant get it to come back down (too much friction over too many branches), pulling it back down, it gets stuck somewhere at the top of the tree
try pulling throwline, tree moves back (just a little bit).
tree wood hinge snaps when tree falls back into natural position (very slight movement)
hold now-fully-loose-spruce-tree by a millimeter rope stuck somewhere in the canopy of the spruce probably just vaguely around a branch
pivot spruce tree to side by holding on to the millimeter rope and rotating it around its base (very scary)
tree BARELY falls sideways and misses the fence as the throw-line rope is being pulled in the direction away from the fence
haha FUCK
"how much money"
"150€"
"i only have 50€"
"FUCK OFF GIVE ME 150€"
"but i really dont have any more, can i do the payment in parts?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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